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  1. chelseacarlton

    How’s Ross Lyon working out for ya Carlton?

    I is a idiot! Hai, I is de chelseacarltoning, I do not come in de peace. I is a idiot. I don’t like my club, I hate it, it reeks of entitlement, it smells like a dead fish on a garbage pile. I’ve invested a lot of time a d energy into this rather inane pursuit that is only a somewhat reminder of...
  2. chelseacarlton

    Game Day Bumsniffers 1 unite- Daggy mum versus Evil Gonzo lady

    Welcome to the state of origin, said to be hosted at the G, but it was too cold and windy so we sent it Carny folk central, Townsville, I’ve been to Townsville, it was okayyyyyy, I guess. I don’t mind this stuff, NTTAWWT, a bit of crash and bash is good for us GayFL types, and this is the best...
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    Carlton are shittest team in the history of footy.

    Hai, I’m chelseacarlton, it’s nice to meet you, what’s your name, you look lovely in that guernsey, is that wool, or is it some modern type of fabric? Beautiful, you should market that, because my CEO told me face to face that I’d enjoy my life following the navy, I’m beginning to think he took...
  4. chelseacarlton

    Society/Culture The footy season is dead.

    It’s over, go home, isolate, spend time with your family, dog.....etc
  5. chelseacarlton

    Car v Haw

    Car= win Eat a dick Mine
  6. chelseacarlton

    Live Event campaignerton versus melsbum.

    Welcome flognuts, dipshits, knobjockeys and various other pronouns to the game of the round. I hear that zackah is pretending his team of highly rated young potato’s is worthy of viewing, but we all know this is the only game in town. MCG>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>comic book...
  7. chelseacarlton

    The game that no one cared about.Brizband v 80’s Glamour

    Might watch my carpet.
  8. chelseacarlton

    Live Event Carkton(the oldest best club) versus the stkilda junction blackie ironmonger stand where my music studio got booted out of, not happy) game.

    Hi ****faces and campaigners all round, I’ll be hosting this thread and if my team lose, your life won’t be worth living, I admire you, but I won’t youse lube! Go carlinhtion! Yes Blow the hooter campaigners!
  9. chelseacarlton

    Live Event Jezza v Cornes

    Welcome folks, the bombres are cooked, come over to the G and watch two titans clash it out for the game of the century, or night, or whatever. Robbie gray is a whiney little campaigner and rozzee is shit, Charlie Diick’s Son is a w***er and Sam Walsh is GOAT.
  10. chelseacarlton

    Live Event Dogs v Perf

    Late in the turd, it’s scores all tied 66 a pop
  11. chelseacarlton

    Crap Coast v Turd Toast

    It’s 5 million degrees and not one person on either coast has one, dumber people you won’t meet in both places. Good tussle so far.
  12. chelseacarlton

    Halal Snack Packers v Kim Trump Duthie Jong

    It looks wetter than a schoolies party after the Saints have attended a footy clinic. Pretty boring so far and this commentary group is going to make me stick a hose to my lips from the exhaust.
  13. chelseacarlton

    “Knock knock knock”....“Hey cc”

    Yeh what campaigner, why the **** are you knocking at my front door campaigner? Sorry mate, but I’m a Rihcmond supporter, you got any drugs mate? Yes, yes I do, what would like? Anyfing cc, I need to dull the pain!! Yes, yes you do, ok, first things first, do you see the dogshit on my beautifully...
  14. chelseacarlton

    I might be sporting the worlds greatest hangover...

    but at least I’m not a cats supporter!👍 Hai, I’m cc, you might remember me from some bay legend threads such as “Your a idiot” things of that nature, some of you might remember me from drinking Rosé in a spa with that poster that was kinda hot but had man hands, hai, I’m not feeling too great...
  15. chelseacarlton

    Live Event Kade Simpson v Premiership wannabes

    You guys excited I am, I’m excited like a first gamer! Ead campaigners🖕
  16. chelseacarlton

    The feeding grounds that is GWS.

    “Yeh mate, look it hasn’t worked out, we gave a Ferrari to a Mazda 180Y Driver, let the party begin......” https://www.google.com.au/search?q=dinosaurs+eating+other+dinosaurs&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-au&client=safari
  17. chelseacarlton

    Live Event Druggos v Pot Adelaide

    Bummers off to a flyer, Dixon misses two down the other end. Jake Stringer is chatting up schoolgirls in the crowd, the world is suffering a pandemic, but this game is really making me feel like I need to get on the gear.
  18. chelseacarlton

    Game Transmantle verdict Naughtmelburn

    Game of the century I’m all saddled up I love these two clubs Get in here and make some noise. Let’s do this
  19. chelseacarlton

    Live Event Poorcampaigners versus DrewMorfettbourne

    We are happy..... Are we happy? EABOD
  20. chelseacarlton

    Live Event Flea encrusted mutts v The toffee cheese w***ers

    The fight for the last two spots in the 8 begins. Gotta go buy me kid a gaming monitor, I’ll be back soon, I’ve had **** all sleep and I’m peaking like the Beatles.
  21. chelseacarlton

    Football according to cc.

    Hi shitlps, been in lockdown have ya, free in another state are ya? Great, well I’m here to muscle up on your pathetic display of alpha behaviour, you’re not campaigner, I am, so relax the whole “I’m awesome, because my team is ahead of yours” thing, it’s pathetic and embarrassing, I might even take...
  22. chelseacarlton

    Live Event Friedmuntle Purples v Carnton All-whites

    Two plum average teams that dropped from tree of crapness and were kicked into the river of shizen. Should be a great contest, I’m really looking forward to it, I might be asleep by half time so keep the noise down, I’m trying to get a good nights rest.
  23. chelseacarlton

    Live Event Floggingwood v Derpmons

    I hope it’s better than that last shitruck game. Apparently Maxxy is out and petracca is the greatest bloke to pull on boots. The pies are in trouble, here’s to a decent game.
  24. chelseacarlton

    Live Event Wet Campaigner EADgles versing I’m finding it difficult to care about carlton

    Supposedly it’s going freaking bucket down in the second quarter and turn into a game of water polo. All I do is eat and drink, that’s all we do at our joint, wake up eat, think about eating, talk about eating and what would be best to drink whilst we are thinking about, cooking and eating. FFS...
  25. chelseacarlton

    Meltdown Airport v Beirut❤️

    Let’s hope this game goes off with a bang. Seriously though, hundreds of tonnes of stuff that explodes should be stored near Moonee Ponds. I really dig my Lebo mates, one of the great cities of the world, go Gernts.
  26. chelseacarlton

    Vale Denise Johnson

    It is with much sadness, but listen to to these ****ing pipes. The British lasses just whooped it... Enjoy Go Blues
  27. chelseacarlton

    Let’s all stare at Clark’s son.

    Al is stare Clerk son. The son of a clerk. Let’s check his credentials beyond rule changes and hip pocket afl gifts, Buddy and kicking backward game style, Jeffrey ****ed our state by selling the entire ownership of our proud union, Clerko, sold the farm for hackers, tattooed degenerates, has...
  28. chelseacarlton

    Live Event Rihcmond v Norf

    I tipped norf Go norf
  29. chelseacarlton

    Meltdown Dogs v Bombers (Melt confirmed)

    The dogs started slow but got a few quick wins in a row and then ran into carlton. The bombers have been very consistent, then they ran into carlton. They both play slingshot footy, here’s hoping it’s a better scoring display than last night. The fight to rule the west or covid something something!👍
  30. chelseacarlton

    Live Event Blurs v Dergs

    Haven’t checked the weather up on the Goldy, but the ground looked like Flemington straight on Cup Day, if it rains we are in for a shit and shovel contest. Blues need a win, the dogs are looking to cement themselves in the 8 with an eye on the 4. I’ll try to post, but I’ve become a rabid...

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