A return to one division this year with 10 teams in the competition. University will be aiming for their third premiership in a row and will enter the season as warm favorites. Last seasons runners-up, Goondiwindi, will be up there again as will South Burnett and Coolaroo.
Toowoomba Tigers and...
Venue - Gabba
Time - Saturday, 4-35pm
Dress - Smart Casual
I was optimistic pre-season when I was allocated Round 13 to preview, I honestly believed we'd be somewhere around 5 wins leading in to our clash with the Crows. Speaking of Crows, Sheryl says hi.
There's no doubt we'll be up...
Welcome everyone to The Roys official awards night coming to you from the beautiful Fitzroy Bowls Club. Another Broken Medalist is about to be crowned, fitzroybulldog is the red hot favourite but he's sure to be pushed all the way. The Roys had a solid, if unspectacular, season with a good...
Firstly Merry Christmas to all my SFA comrades. We've been through a lot together this year and now the time has come to sit back and enjoy the festive season. This year's "Who Won Christmas Awards" comes with a twist, not only will your Yuletide haul be judged individually, it will also be...
I've had some time on my hands at work to ponder some of footy's most vexing issues. The one that has kept me up at night the most is the question of which club has the toughest mascot? I've thought long and hard about it and decided to host the "Ultimate Mascot Cage Fight".
Using last...
Firstly Merry Christmas to all my SFA comrades. We've been through a lot together this year and now the time has come to sit back and enjoy the festive season. This year's "Who Won Christmas Awards" comes with a twist, not only will your Yuletide haul be judged individually, it will also be...
The ruour mill is in full swing following the shock axing of Roys' stalwarts Mobbenfuhrer and Reardo for this weeks match against Mt Buller at the Snow Dome. Club captain, Broken, had the following to say on the matter.
"Look, both Mobbs and Reardo have contributed to our club considerably...
Broken and some chick he picked up in Tahiti.
Freakie and some slapper in Greece (fellatio and titanium hips are a bad combo).
Wonaeamirri33 after a saki binge in Tokyo.
Mobbenfuhrer during a four day bender in Berlin. He was pretty ****ed up.
fitzroybulldog celebrating after...
The Roys have been working pretty hard in the shadows since their inglorious exit from Season 16. An in depth investigation was ordered by the club's powerbrokers and the results weren't pretty. Amongst the findings the investigators pointed to an alarming lack of posting depth as the main...
In what can only be described as an inevitable decision Roys FFC coach Percy Jenkins has resigned effective immediately. The loss to the Swamprats was the straw that broke the camel's back as the well respected Jenkins admitted the Roys are a lost cause. Speaking at the post match press...
We are worse than average, getting pumped by North is the icing on the cake. I have nothing of substance to support my team, I'll never drop off but I'm struggling to see any light at the end of the tunnel. Do your worst.
Roys captain and all round good guy, Mobbenfuhrer, has ignited a war of words with SFA admins at supposed shabby treatment of his beloved club. Speaking from Los Angeles where he is in the middle of filming the new series of Bones the Roys leader had the following to say, "I created this ****ing...
Pandemonium has Broken out at Brunswick Junction as the Roys FFC administration calls for answers. The Roys sit atop the SFA ladder in what stand in captain, Reardo, calls a slight on the competition. "We didn't come down in the last shower, we are more than aware that there are shenanigans...
Perched on top of the Great Dividing Range is the city of Toowoomba, home of the Honey Badgers. They pretty much don't give a shit, they can get bitten by a cobra then have a sleep for five minutes then jump up and continue the fight, they are tough little bastards.
Exciting times ahead on the Darling Downs with the addition of two new clubs taking the number of sides contesting the senior competition to eleven. The Chinchilla Suns and South Burnett Saints join last years competitors at a time when interest in Australian Rules Football in the region is at...
Pretty simple, list your presents and let's see who won the "Ultimate SFA Christmas Award".
I'll go first, in no particular order.
1. Midnight Oil CD
2. Paul Kelly book - "How to Make Gravy"
3. Three pairs of jocks
4. Three packs of mixed nuts
5. "The Campaign" DVD - Will Ferrell, Zach...
I understand some of you may have been wondering why I wasn't as active this past season as usual. Truth be told I've just completed a three month stretch in rehab, I was hooked on just about everything. Alcohol, smokes, speed, beetroot, asparagus, you name it, I was on it. Perhaps I'm the SFA's...
GWS are resting players against us?? How embarrassing, shit imagine if we lose this now that they've left their guns out (Bugg, Shiel, Smith). They've obviously pencilled this one in as a win after the knocked over the Gold Coast powerhouse last week and are saving themselves for Essendon next...
It's quite clear we were out of our depth against these clowns. We understand we aren't contenders and were fighting well above our weight but please, one of the genuine contenders belt the living shit out of them when you get the chance. Collingwood you're first up, you've got the rest of us in...
We all knew Carlton were kidding themselves regarding a top 4 finish, but to be beaten by the Lions by 64 points just shows how far off these clowns are. Yeah they had blokes out but they didn't bother the scoreboard attendant in the second half. Not once!!
They obviously have zero depth, if...
Season 2012 kicks off over the next two weekends with the Pre-Season Cup, the winners take home $1000 so the competition should be keenly contested. I'll keep you posted.
I'm not trying to start trouble or anything, I just want clarification. Are the Phoenix entering the competition in place of another side or are they being added to the additional sides meaning that there will be byes?
During the season you can come to the Bay guaranteed of finding something new and fresh, invigorating the senses and giving you a reason to get out of bed each morning. This off season seems to be dragging and the same repetitive shit on here is dragging me (and be honest, you too) down. I've...
Welcome fellow Queenslanders to our inaugural awards night where we will find out which of our contemporaries has excelled this season and will take home the various awards on offer. In the One Day format we will be vying for the Pineapple Medal, proudly sponsored by the Pineapple Hotel who have...
Welcome,
This is a chance for all of us to travel back to that one match or season that burnt a hole in our heart. The time machine will take you to the exact date you wish to revisit so you can recall with clarity the events of the day that has scarred you for life.
I'll start, we're...
Hi SFA,
No doubt you have all been wondering "Where the **** is Reardo?". Well I'm coming to you live from Arizona where the motto is "If it moves, it's game on. If it's not moving make sure nobody sees you".
I thought I'd log in and see what's going on in the SFA and **** me dead, hasn't...