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    Media Noobz0r For You

    My name is Noobz0r, and I graduated from one of Sweet's top qooty schools with really good grades. Now, I am using my knowledge to help struggling clubs and posters make it in this competitive league. This, is Noobz0r for you. Episode 1: Baghdad Bombers Episode 2: spookism
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    Media League Tough Guys

    This absolutely looks like being a classic, glorious week in the SFA. Not only is it preliminary final weekend, it's the Royals facing the Bombers, which always promises to be the most firey match-up in the competition. It is also appropriate given the entree that was SM 's 30 for 30 on HaroLad...
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    AFL News , Trade Rumours , Results

    EXCLUSIVE! Like this post if you've been banned.
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    Media Royals Co-Captain to be Overthrown?

    There was a distinct air of disbelief in Gold City this afternoon, as club co-captain and alleged Mr Nice Guy The Filth Wizard attempted to drop MrPremiership from the much vaunted Royals "Stacked Six". The backline of the Royals had seen a drastic overhaul in Season 30, with quality...
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    Media Knives Out!

    No, this is not an Academy Award nominated film written and directed by Rian Johnson. This is about a man who has completely and utterly destroyed his reputation in this league over the past 3 seasons, and now the sharks are circling. As the premier investigative news-breaker in the SFA, people...
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    Discussion Why is Bloodied Obsessed With Clod?

    There are many mysteries in the world that we live in. Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Is there a money pit on Oak Island? Who shot JFK? Is Area 51 actually a hub of extra-terrestrial life? But the biggest unsolved mystery, my dearly beloved SFA, is why does Bloodied52 hold such a grudge against Kennedy...
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    News Misogyny, Domestic Abuse and Sexual Misconduct in the Gaming Industry

    This week has seen allegations leveled against several high profile members of the streaming industry. First up, Omeed Dariani. He was the manager of several top streamers, most notably Darkness429, Gothalion, and Professor Broman. They have since dropped Dariani's company, Online Performers...
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    Discussion Inane Pop-Culture chat should be banned from the Sweet FA board

    Change my mind.
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    Media Defence Mechanisms

    For any poster who ever puts themselves out there via media or in match threads, you're bound to get called out. For some, ignorance is an mechanism. For others, ignoring posts and changing the course of the conversation. Personally, I like to get on the front foot and fight fire with fire...
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    Media Random Thoughts From the Desk of Noobz0r - Expansion

    Both bids are ******* awful, have literally zero depth, and are led by known pea hearts. If AB has any integrity they won't be playing next season. I won't hold my breath.
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    Event The Noobz Roast

    The SFA has become far too soft, everyone is friendly and as soon as someone rocks the boat they're labelled as a poster to not talk to, irrespective of whether it is simply banter or not. I am here to bring back the biff, and show you all that you can go hard at someone without it being taken...
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    Media A Deliberate Musing From the Desk of Noobz0r

    Hi All, I have returned after a short time away due to mental health reasons. I am back with a new lease on life, and am now euphoric, energetic, talkative, mentally alert, and hypersensitive to sight, sound, and touch. In all seriousness, I have been brought up to speed on everything that has...
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    White Knights of the Round Table

    With the breaking news of MWPP asking for her account to be nuked due to a werewolf game, the white-knights of the SFA have said that enough is enough. For far too long, completely innocent and rational females have been driven out of this league by the misogynistic, sexist, and overindulgent...
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    Media noobznow.com.au

    Welcome one and all, to my new media venture. Media these days is far too high-brow and inaccessible. Are you sick of the rat race of obscure JoshWoodenSpoon threads, and continuously inane interviews? Do you want to get down an roll around in the dirt, and get the goss? Well noobznow.com.au is...
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    Media Op Ed: Leadership

    For those who haven't been following it, there has been a pretty lengthy debate this week over the wishes of a rookie to leave the Gumbies and join the Bombers. The debate was sparked by whether the rookie walked out or was delisted, as the two have very different mechanisms when it comes to...
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    Media The Opposition: A Weekly Analysis of a Match Thread

    Hi All, Each week I will be bringing you a review of the match thread that the Gold City Royals have just completed. The aim of this is to give some insight into where each club is sitting regarding 3 key areas: Posting Unit I will be analysing the top and bottom 3 opposition posters from the...
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    Media Noobz0r's Power Rankings

    Back in Season 18, a visionary called Gee Dub created an algorithm. A formula so intricate that it could accurately rank the best posters in the league from 1-40. When he went to the great stadium in the sky, he passed on the algorithm to yours truly. I cannot reveal the formula, not even in...
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    PC Escape From Tarkov

    A lot of high profile streamers (Lupo, D429 etc) have been playing Tarkov of late. Has anyone given it a go? Seems like a preferable option to BRs, and I like that the servers reset every few months so the loot-gap isn't significant.
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    Media Is It Enough Yet? Nepotism and EVEN MORE Corruption

    As you are all no doubt aware, the committee is currently in discussions with the admin regarding the All-SFA selection for this season. This process is usually full of statistics, debate and, more often than not, melts. The administrators role in all of this is to tender nominations, put...
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    Admin Power Rankings

    1. The Filth Wizard 2. boncer34 3. Mobbs 4. Frankston Rover 5. Clod_ 6. loopy_cam 7. EKA 8. okeydoke7 9. Deestroy 10. Hate 11. TFLUA-Tiger 12. Ant Bear 13. doggiesin08
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    Media Who is the Most Improved Posting Club This Season?

    And why is it the Dragons?
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    Media From the Desk of Noobz0r - An Open Letter to Rookies

    Hello all, With Cloud_ 's imminent return to being a mere mortal amongst us, he has loosened his grip on my desk and has given me 30 minutes to pen my thoughts. I thought I would use my time to address the rookies (and some veterans) in the league with two things that I think are very...
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    Media The Royal Standard: Not a Plaything

    I've broken into Cloud_ 's house and am hurriedly banging this piece out, so forgive me if it isn't up to my usual standard. It will come as no surprise to anyone out there that there was always going to be contention when it came to who was going to lead the Royals into Season 28. Blacky had...
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    Media If I’d Given beez Votes

    1. BRAB 2. The Filth Wizard 3. BarryBran 4. Tony Lynn 15 5. Elton Johns Wig 6. PhenomenalV1 7. Cloud_ 8. The Jesus 9. Wooshette 10. Agent93 11. JoshWoodenSpoon 12. por_please_ya 13. The Half Back 14. Tarkyn_24 15. Broken 16. Cadaver 17. Blacky 18. okeydoke7 19. Cheval 20. gym4life
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    Media #Juggs250

    This week the East Side Hawks are celebrating a massive milestone for one of the league’s most eccentric and controversial posters, Papa Juggs. His journey has not often been a smooth one, from a newbie with a strong belief in the way of the world, to stern captain, to bit-part contributor, it...
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    Media Qox Sports Presents: A Moment in Time

    Hello all, and welcome to my latest media venture: A Moment in Time. Each week I, Noobz0r, will read to you a story from SFA history. These will generally cover the league's most controversial and baffling moments, and will show how this place both has, and hasn't, changed. Now, I know what...
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    Media Where There is Smoke There is Fire: Culture Problems at the Rats?

    I will start this off with a simple quote, given to me without coercion and very much out of the blue, from a former Rat. "I had to get out of there. Every time someone would banter hard against them, like BRAB, they would scurry into the team PM and then hide. They're very soft." Before we...
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    Media Noobz0r's Used Car Lot

    **** you and your desk Cloud_, I'm a used car dealer now. And boy do I have some offers for you! This Land of Sweet is an ever expanding metropolis. And with the average qootyer leading busier and busier lives, it really is important that you own a vehicle that suits your needs. Here at...
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    Media Random Musings From the Floor of Noobz0r

    ****ing Cloud_ took his (my) desk back before I had a chance to pen my next piece of media. Time to Bring Back the campaigner There was a common theme to the PM responses that I received in response to my thread yesterday. Most prominent posters mentioned a disappointment in the lack of banter and...
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    Media Random Musings From the Desk of Noobz0r – Final Edition

    Friends, mods, Tarkyn_24, lend me thy ears, I have temporarily taken back the desk that I sold to Cloud_ (for nowhere near enough likes) as I wanted to use it one last time. Yes, it is with a heavy heart that I announce that I am riding off into the sunset. My SFA career is over. However, as I...

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