Not on my watch.
In fact, the sun has risen. Some would say it is a super sun. Wait, it's multiple suns.
At the risk of getting my thread creation ability revoked, here I am again, creating another ****ing thread.
The Furies continue to collect all the infinity stones and shift the balance of...
The Arrival of TRUMAN#1
The sun beat down on the Hippodrome, home of the Fighting Furies, as TRUMAN#1 stepped off the bus. Excitement coursed through his veins as he gazed upon the iconic stadium. This was it – his chance to rejoin the legendary team and further his legacy in the Sweet Football...
Ladies, gentlemen and ClarkeM, no, it is not groundhog day. And yes, yet another thread from ShaunDuggan
I'd like to welcome you all to the grand reopening of the new and improved Kittens!
Kittens was a staple under the leadership and management of Tigerturbulance , where past stalwarts like...
Ladies, gentlemen and ClarkeM , I would like to formally welcome you to the most magical event of the summer.
The Furies Big Singing Night.
During after game shower time, we have discovered not only do we have a talent for dropping soap like we drop marks on the Qooty field, we have a...
The New Year's Eve Showdown
As the clock struck 11:45 PM on December 31st, the people of Sydney gathered around the iconic Harbour Bridge, eager to bid farewell to the old year and welcome the new one. However, a sense of unease settled over the crowd as a dark, ominous cloud loomed overhead...
The Qhristmas Miracle
It was a chilly winter evening in the Sweet Football Association (SFA). The Fighting Furies, led by their star goal kicker ShaunDuggan , had just finished a grueling practice session. As the team packed up their gear, a sense of unease settled over the town.
Senor Melt...
ShaunDuggan has no intention of a return
By ShaunDuggan
ShaunDuggan has no intention of a return to his old girlfriend. After a very public split for the third or tenth time since his trip to Vegas, former Premiership Captain ShaunDuggan has declared once again he will not return to his very...
Dear SFA,
It has been a little while since I graced all of you with my presence, so I thought I would issue you all with an open letter.
My retirement from the SFA has been splendid. I have used all my spare time to enjoy the World. Soon after my retirement I took my pay out settlement from...
You read correctly. I am pulling the pin on my career in the SFA. This is not a troll of any kind.
This news will come as a shock to some, including MannumPower and my fellow/former Swamprats as this is the first they have heard this news but I wanted to address this publicly.
Over the past 12...
This movie will have you gasping for air, because your oxygen tank will get used quicker than the time you saw the young nurse with one too many buttons undone lean over in front of you. A classic tale of two old boys who try to learn a few new tricks with the help of their illegitimate child...
Your BigFooty alias. What is behind it? Does it have a funny story? Or is it just plain boring? > Matt121 cooney <
I have often what the deal is with plenty of names around the SFA, from boncer34 to BoshtrichBurger . Most must have a story to how they selected their name.
ShaunDuggan came...
ShaunDuggan and his personal Jet land in Alberton
By SeanDoogan
In breaking news, ShaunDuggan and The Jet have signed up with the Alberton Swamprats for Season 17. Last week in an unprecedented event now former West Coast Wonders Premiership Captain aligned himself with the much maligned...
Straight to the point, no bullshit, no troll. The Jet is a guy that loves this place, that is no secret as he never has looked like leaving. He may derail threads 90% of the time but he genuinely creates banter within whatever thread he enters, yes there are some circumstances where it is not...
Wonders to have pants for S17
Its has been a strange week for the once Premiership favorites. First they coughed up another double chance final opportunity by losing to the Furies, then there was the announcement that Co-Captain Wise Guy Sam is on the verge of taking Captaincy at the Royals...
Has the game passed ShaunDuggan?
By ShaunDuggan
In the not so long ago past Wonders Premiership Captain ShaunDuggan was regarded via rankings and peers as one of the better posters in the SFA. As of late it would seem that he has taken a tumble down that prestigious list.
In a recent thread...
As Season 16 is upon us, 2 very familiar names within SFA circles remain unsigned. Jobe3votes and Juggalo Balla , 2 guys with experience and 2 guys that are clubless.
Juggalo Balla, the former Demon Captain and one of the most controversial posters to be seen within the SFA. Notorious for...
Furies secrets exposed
During the course of many seasons now, it has always been a mystery surrounding why the Furies don't have a team thread in the SFA board. I can now expose the Furies for what they actually do behind closed doors and what they put all their attention into.
Upon studying...
After last nights Grand Final win, we have already turned our attention to S16.
Big Bad Buddy signs with Wonders for S16.
The departure of Frothies Mcveigh has been offset by the arrival of fellow club hopper Big Bad Buddy . The Wonders are excited to give BBB a fresh start and are expecting...
Boncer Expanding?
By Shawn Durgan
Season 15 is shaping up to be one of the most exciting finishes ever seen with the top 4 being up for grabs, 2 wins separating the top 6. But it is the thought of Season 16 and the much talked about expansion of the league that has Captains losing sleep at...
Wonders Captain ShaunDuggan had a spare 6 hours to have a quick minute with milestone man ClarkeM in the lead up to his 150th career game.
SD: Hey Clarkie, congratulations on the 150th. How would you describe your journey to this point in your career?
CM: Thanks Duggan. Yeah it’s been a...
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Roys FC Vs Baghdad Bombers
The Roys have been starved of a Premiership for 11 seasons now and will be hungrier than ever. New recurit pantskyle looks a likely type while the trusty group of new Captain Reardo, Mobbenfuhrer, Freakie and Broken will look to drive the team forward.The Roys...
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Fighting Furies Vs Mount Buller Demons
The Furies are coming off a below par season and will be stealing themselves for a tough Round 1 match up. Captain Equus wielded the axe in the off-season and has recruited some gems, Nuffers being one while the recruit of Eagleoz83 was a masterstroke...
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East Side Hawks Vs Southern Dragons
The Hawks are another team to have had a change of leadership with Itsmyshow joing SFA icon boncer34 to lead the team forward. They have also welcomed HawkPatrol, HurleyGun and small forward Matt121 to the fold. The Hawks look stronger than last...
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West Coast Wonders Vs Geelong Gumbies
The Wonders start season 15 off with a home game against the Geelong Gumbies. The off-season saw Co-Captains ClarkeM and croweater 41 step down and promote VC ShaunDuggan. The off-season also saw a lot of player movement, the loss of experience foot...
The West Coast Wonders today announce the signing of former Vice-Captain Frothies McVeigh. After spending some time away from the club he became too homesick and missed now Captain ShaunDuggan way too much. His signing adds to the depth of talent at the Wonders and takes them a step closer to...