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Dear Wise Guy Sam, Hope you're well! Thank you for taking over okey’s account - I'm 15 seasons retired and I can tell the league has needed him to bugger off for years. I love him but he should have pulled the pin when I did. Free Mount Buller yellow snow cones your way for life. Lots of...

Dear okeydoke7, 🖕🖕🖕 Kind regards, Eth

Dear The Filth Wizard, Eat a bag of dicks. Kind regards, Eth

Shoutout to ClarkeM for deciding to retire so that I could awaken from my slumber. Incredibly noble of him. Dumb, absolutely, but noble.

ily guys

Your retirement's not off to a great start. My inbox is always open if you need any advice on how to handle life after Qooty.

Deal. Now retire bitch.

Wonderful to see you too okey. Are you back for the legends matches as well? Surely you pulled the pin not long after me?

Big statement goal in the last term from yours truly to sink the Wonders. Nice to see the Qooty sim hasn't changed at all in the last 20 seasons!

Dear cooney, I love you man Regards, Eth

Dear ClarkeM, I vaguely remember chiming into one of these Foundation Cup threads way back and demanding you eat a bag of dicks. I'd like to remind you the request still stands. Regards, Eth

Is that a self-tag? Gross. See you in another seven and a half months. #****youbeez

Undies and I have a lot in common. Supportive, reassuring, embarrassing when there's a prominent tag. Don't know if beez has ever spent a cold windy day chasing a pair of jocks around the Snow Dome though.

I’ll do it if you change your mascot back to a slightly less stupid one.

Dear Wise Guy Sam, It’s good to see you buddy. I have been hiding away in a hut in Mount Buller but my supply of yellow snow cone is starting to turn so I need some fresh air. I have not heard of these concepts. Are the Werewolves a new team? It is a less silly name than the Phoenix, and as...

What in the everlasting *? Who’s the brain stem who ticked that one off?

My yellow snow cone stocks are running thin, granted, so we do need to chat. Who else is old and decrepit and taggable? Is the Wish version of me in eth-dog still rolling round?

Speaking of kings, we got Marlowe?! Slightly annoyed he's joined the Dees after I'm long gone but I can't possibly stay mad at him. ❤️

You can always count on me to occasionally make the world's worst cameo and hang s**t on the three posters I recognise in Dees match threads.

I know where this is going...you and Mobbs can live out your sick fantasy with someone else.

I've been dragged out of my seclusion on Mount Buller so I might as well see what's going on here. What's happened in the last 12 or 13 seasons? Did Itsmyshow retire? He really was running out of steam.

Sadly this was about the end for both of us, but it's nice to reminisce. ...hang on. You're still going?

My goodness. Hate, please don't make me want to un-retire...

Hey cooney, I know you didn't quite kick 30 but I want you to know I still love you all the same. :hearts:

Yeesh, Tarkyn_24 might lose his all-time goalkicking record to the great coondog this weekend. soz Tarks

Like, it literally says it above my post. That’s me right there. It’s really very hard to miss. cooney might kick 30 at this rate.

Hey cooney. Ignore what I just told you, 10's too easy. Kick 20. love u :hearts:

Anonymous tip my yellow snow cone stash was being tampered with, I had no choice. Looking at you Richard_Cranium...

Hey cooney. Kick 10 for me this week. thx bb :hearts:

Dear ClarkeM, Eat a bag of dicks Thank you Regards, Eth