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Everyone’s praising the highly successful Gather Round, well, except for maybe Freo supporters. Cheers for the four points, by the way. :$ But not enough people are talking about the AFL quietly trialling a new concept: The ‘GAGF Pies and Swannies Round’ concept. It’s still in the early stages...

The following minnows can GAGF: Lions Norf Eagles Swans Gold Coast GWS Richmond St Kilda Oh, and see if you can spot the club in the list that desperately pretends to be in the ‘Big Four’. :$

After the moderately-successful :$ Collingwood documentary featuring their 2023 season (which nobody asked for), the Pies are set to release the not-so-anticipated sequel! The new documentary showcases their 2024 season to this point in time, and they have just released an exclusive first-look...

Here are my highly-requested thoughts on the matter: :$ The Dees are a given :$:$ Brisbane couldn't even hold on to a 46-point lead at home :$:$:$ 90% sure the Pies will. Not 100% confident because I'm not even sure they'll make finals. That is all. zackah you can give me the...

Collingwood - You beat sh*tmond by 30 points. Just relax, they’re cannon fodder in 2024, no need to try so hard. Melbourne - We all know you had a tumultuous offseason but you don’t have to treat a preseason match like a final. Imagine taking the preseason matches so seriously, especially when...

In the Red Corner we have Charlie 'King Charles', two-time Coleman medallist, X-factor in spades, and proven finals goalkicker. In the Blue Corner we have Harry 'Deadeye' McKay, Coleman medallist, contested-marking beast, and ultra reliable set-shot. Who've you got for the 2024 Coleman, Bay?

Socks and Crocs, and… whatever the hell those “clothes” are :eekv1:

So old Jemmy has taken the Hobart stadium out the back and… well, you know… How many more lifetimes will it be before Tassie gets an AFL team? 4? 5? And will Essington have won a final by then? Anyway, now the AFL can get back to more important matters than Tasmania, like what colour shorts...

Alright zackah I’ve posted, you can go ahead and lock the thread. :shoutyoldman:

Assuming the Goods Shed doesn’t kill the team before it gets started, the colours, logo, guernsey, and nickname will be revealed for the Tasmanian AFL team in March. Any Flogstradamuses wanna throw their hat in the ring to predict what they’ll go with? Colours: Some kind of piss yellow and...

Checking in. Awfully quiet in here…

Champion player knows a champion team when he sees one. Welcome, Brades! 😍 NFL legend Tom Brady is Carlton’s newest superstar recruit with the Blues snapping up the GOAT

So the Flogpies had an under-achieving team and decided to scrub it from existence. No, not their AFL team (that’ll happen soon enough), their netball team. They’re so embarrassed by the whole situation that they’re hiding posts on Twitter, sorry X, that mention it in any capacity. Didn’t...

The Eagles are such a rabble, they’re looking for a List Manager…in January…on Seek… Anyone keen to try their hand at possibly the hardest job in Australia, overhauling West Coke’s insipid list? “Sack everyone but Harley Reid, now where’s my $100k salary?” :$...

Plenty of time to prepare, but I want to get it right. I'm scared they'll think my mental faculties had declined and put me in a retirement home. Does anyone have any advice, or plans of their own, when the time comes? Having a few sleepless nights thinking about it, to be honest.

Well the cat’s out of the bag, and all I have to add is:

That’s right, BigFooty’s favourite Channel 7 “commentator” and self-editing Wikipedia writer, Rompingwins, has waved the white flag and is off to join the Frenchies. The AFL managed to excise old mate Gillian “Anderson” McLolchlan and now his brother has mercifully followed him in f@&king...

Finally, the sequel we’ve all been waiting for:

…the world has already moved on. People would rather talk about James Jordon (never heard of him either) moving to Souf than to concern themselves with the Pies. Pies supporters could probably last longer than Collingwood’s period of relevance, or then again, maybe not :$

You just can’t make this sh*t up. Old mate Dildoro gets the arse from Essington and decides to blow the joint up on his way out. Took the Bomber spuds over a decade to realise he couldn’t recruit his way out of a paper bag, something the Bay’s known for years. His thought-process after getting...

Get in here Blues’ fans, Collingwood flogs and Essing……oh……oh, dear…… :$

Essington has told Bay favourite Adrian ‘Dildoro’ Dodoro to GAGF. I know, I know, as a non-Essendon fan this hurts. Even though the comedy he provided at the trade table will be lost, we can always look back fondly on the lols he gave us along the way. Post your favourite memory of Dildoro...

Going out in straight sets in consecutive years without firing a shot? Melbourne FC are... Trading out your high draft picks, as you are about to enter a long and painful rebuild, for two spuds? Taranto and Hopper are: Over 7,000 days without a finals win and putting your faith in Brad...

Surely any potential Collingwood grand final win, no matter how unlikely :$, should be marked with an asterisk after last night’s tribunal circus. I mean, no other team, barring maybe Richmond with Tom Lynch, is allowed to field a sniper on their team that gets free rein to go around knocking...