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  1. Paracleet

    Analysis The Ashes 2025/26

    Wood will be 37 and half. Not happening. Even Stokes will be 36. Hard to imagine his bowling at least still being as impactful.
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    Analysis The Ashes 2025/26

    Gunna hunt down Vaughny and take him to task for the Oval 1997 reference. Truma of that evening is still seared into my soul.
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    Analysis The Ashes 2025/26

    Now he's helped guide the side to victory in what suddenly became a squeeky bum chase. Another reason why you write pieces like that in dead time 2 plus days after a match.
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    Oppo Camp Former Freo player watch

    Lachy is 32 now and the numbers suggest he is past his peak (obviously a very high one). It doesn't mean he is about to be on the scrapheap, its just that its hard to see how he would be a better player than one of our own best three or four starting inside mids by then, and he can't rotate...
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    Analysis The Ashes 2025/26

    I don't think Lemon is a fan. He seems to take unreasonable dislikes to particular players for no readily apparent reason. I suppose we all need copy, but it seems like an odd piece to write after day 4 of a test match.
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    Analysis The Ashes 2025/26

    Medium
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    List Mgmt. 2026 List Management

    Yoink?!
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    Analysis The Ashes 2025/26

    I was obviously talking about his mediums (I.e. his primary form on which he was selected as an all rounder), but you knew that.
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    Analysis The Ashes 2025/26

    Struggling to think of such composure in a young overseas player making their first test match ton anywhere in Australia. Probably the best hundred of that sort since Lara's.
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    Analysis The Ashes 2025/26

    That was an annoyingly good hundred from Bethell. That kid can seriously play.
  12. Paracleet

    Analysis The Ashes 2025/26

    One wonders what's the longest Bethell has ever batted in any form of cricket. Can't be too far away from it.
  13. Paracleet

    Analysis The Ashes 2025/26

    Shows Englands first innings was manifestly indeaquate. With a 475 plus total even Jacks and Bethell could have spun them to victory, let alone a specialist.
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    Analysis The Ashes 2025/26

    My cheap gags aside, he doesn't need to be alpha bro with pipes and a waxed chest. He'd be just that little bit better than he already is if he was 4 or 5 kgs lighter and had the odd jog.
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    Analysis The Ashes 2025/26

    He is fat and unfit, not just not as fit as he could be. I do that walking the second half of singles in a provocative manner thing myself but I am a fat old 47 year old community cricketer, not a test one
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    Analysis The Ashes 2025/26

    They should have just let it go through to the keeper. I mean what were they going to do? Cut off interviews forever if ABC commentators criticize them again? Now they just look like plonkers. Maybe this is how NRL admins deal with critical media but he is forgetting they all have commercial...
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    Analysis The Ashes 2025/26

    The spin situation in this match kind of illustrates one of the conundrums the selectors face: Webster is not a very good bowler. He is slow and doesn't move it all that much. The only difference between him and a part time medium pacer of your Ricky Ponting / Damien Martyn / Marnus* type is he...
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    Official Team Thread Coney Island Warriors | Season 40 Team Thread | Open For Business

    I feel like consistency is the most admirable quality to my voting patterns.
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    Analysis The Ashes 2025/26

    Pretty long batting order for the poms to have only removed 2 of so far on what is a pretty reasonable batting deck (not to mention bleeding 5 an over). They are going to need a real stand out performance from someone with the ball tomorrow or the game will be gone.
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    Oppo Camp Former Freo player watch

    wat
  21. Paracleet

    Analysis The Ashes 2025/26

    Dross, Pies, Rubbish, Slop, Cafeteria Bowling, take your pick. I almost feel angry on Englands behalf. Almost.
  22. Paracleet

    Training 2026 Preseason

    Half the competition will be queuing around block at Births, Deaths, and Marriages Monday after round 1.

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