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It has now been confirmed that every single player from the Briowens cheated on their partner in Vegas over the off season - in many cases with one another, NTTAWWT. The Nevada state government now intend on launching civil action against the club for sullying the wholesome family reputation of...

Wishing a Merry Christmas 2023 to you all. Enjoy yourselves, be kind to one another, drive safely, and have a happy new year. Oh and if anyone says "happy holidays" to you instead of "merry christmas", place them in a choke hold. Sending my love and best wishes. Sincerely, your favourite...

Justice supreme or an attack on democracy? Colorado have banned Trump from appearing in their state's primary, an action so significant that it warrants its own thread (which is clearly not a blatant attempt by me at circumventing threadbans). What does it mean? Will it be overturned? Will...

Post 2006, the AFL community banded together to declare that we would never again allow our great sport to be brought into disrepute by an elite team throwing their futures away with drug use. Ben was told that the team were going to celebrate the premiership with a barbecue and he thought...

N for no. N for nazi. N for neo-fascist. Coincidence? To the no voters out there, when did you decide to become a nazi antivax tradie cooker who drives an obnoxious yank tank? Recently or? Please let us know here so that Aristotle Pickett can pass your details on to the police and they can...

One of the sweetest aspects of a premiership is proving all the critics and haters wrong. Let us share here the predictions and analysis made by people regarding our club that aged like vindaloo left in a hot dumpster. Allow me to commence proceedings with the low hanging fruit: Caro, bless...

This can't be a mere coincidence, surely!? "Hark! In the year 23 following the millennia, when the sun aligns with the heavens, and the game of the oval is in full bloom, a prophecy emerges from the shadows. Amidst the battleground where rivals clash and the giants of the west strive for...

AND your team won the minor premiership this year.

Cold Goats premiers 2024? https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/news/afl-2023-damien-hardwick-has-committed-to-coaching-gold-coast-on-a-fiveyear-deal/news-story/cb41d0fd181d311c189b8a10fbbc305a

In a fit of bigoted ableist rage, Ben Keays yesterday sunk lower than a Titan sub by resorting to forcefully removing Mason Cox's essential goggles. It is highly fortunate that Mason has even retained his vision post this assault. What's next Ben, gonna kick an old lady out of her wheel chair...

Having Ed tag Merrett backfired spectacularly last night, with Vossy surprising absolutely no one with yet another series of tactical blunders. Who is less crazy than Vossy? Discuss.

The recent unraveling of Carlton has precipitated a plethora of vociferous outbursts on talkback radio, scarcely surprising anyone. Let us pay homage ITT to the esteemed luminaries of footy-induced radio melts. Allow me to inaugurate proceedings by highlighting the epitome of this phenomenon...

I'll start by acknowledging that progressive vs conservative and left v right are over-simplifications and not everyone will even agree on what those terms mean. Having said that, if you are someone who generally backs one side of politics (which seems to be the vast majority of posters here)...

For several years now the above 2 clubs have made the bay unreadable. Now that the methtown geriatrics and the tugger bandwagonners are officially irrelevant, who will take up this power vacuum? Don't say pies fans, we are all gentlemen and scholars. Maybe the 5 wealthy Shemon fans on this...

Coll v Rich, the biggest club (by far) vs the club who occasionally seem like the second biggest club (during successful bandwagonner years only) respectively. Already sold out. Unfortunately, our fearless leader chírf is tighter than a duck's butt. Upgrading the servers would cost the...

Who will be considered the second greatest captain of all time, now that it is abundantly clear who the GOAT will be?

Nazi/KKK type hate groups, along with anti-semitic groups of other races, have been around for a long time in varying numbers. They've never completely gone away, but for a while there it seemed that they at least weren't out and about in the open...

Webster's Dictionary define "Richmondy" as an adjective, meaning: "to under-perform in hilarious fashion," or "to suffer consistent poor fortune in a manner that is amusing to one's rivals". Please post examples of individuals, groups, or objects that are less Richmondy than Richmond.

The smartest thing the fossil fuel lobby ever did was not to manipulate the world's right wing parties, which has been obvious and largely transparent. It was their insideous infiltration of the far left. Greens parties in Australia and much of the world continue to oppose nuclear energy and...

Merry Christmas to you all - even the haters and losers! My love to you all and your families, have a great day.

Imagine my shock! Biden agrees to the toothless, paper-only Paris Accord, but little else. All talk no action, anyone? https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-carbon-tax-biden-administration-rejected-tesla-spacex-2021-2

Faith No More acknowledged the pointlessness of virtue signalling decades before millennials made a sport of it. ... well it's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it!

Disclaimer: I have not seen the movie, and have no intention of doing so, so my thoughts are based on descriptions I have read. Cuties is a French film that has been criticised by many as being "softcore child pr0n". It allegedly features 11 year old girls "twerking", simulating masturbation...

G'day pies fans, Firstly I'll be upfront that, despite loving the pies for decades, I'm rather ignorant in terms of footy strategy. So please offer your own theories and don't hate on me if I'm way off track here. My feelings on our team often starting strong and then fading, including a...

Afternoon, sports fans! It is with great joy that I present to you a new potential Collingwood co-mascot: Chinese relay satellite "Queqiao", meaning "bridge of magpies". (the relevance here is tenuous at best, but bear with me, it's the off season) Many of you would be aware that China have...

Apologies if such a thread already exists, I did check the search function. I thought we should have a thread where we give each other suggestions and advice on gaining and maintaining motivation to exercise and/or eat well (along with any other healthy habits). I personally suffer from a...

First of all, I acknowledge that the left/right axis is an oversimplification, and many do not fit neatly into either category. But a glance over social media will show you that many in political debates will cheer for every issue that their "side" is on, like a footy supporter. The axis is...

"Ninja", popular streamer of the game Fortnite, reportedly earns $600k USD per month. There are now many pro gamers earning significantly more than the highest paid AFL players. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja_(streamer) Do we need to be concerned by the popularity of these role models...

True to their rich history of being melty campaigners who ruin everything for everyone, the screeching SJW horde have set their sights on everyone's favourite convenience store clerk, Apu Nahassapeenapetilon...

It's the off-season friends, time to tackle the real issues. No matter how attractive a woman is, if she opens her mouth and a kiwi accent pours out, every man within a 2km radius goes instantly flaccid. I'm attracted to Irish accents, personally. It's instantly associated with drunkenness...