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A mate wanted a second opinion on a modern house he was looking at a couple of years back. I loved it the minute we walked in, and one reason was the smell. When we got down to the kitchen, a bit quirky, but a massive pot of chicken stock was gently simmering on the stove. Instantly I wanted a...

I've always thought this too. She looks like the bloke at Madame Tussaud's smashed some beers and made a real s**t version of Paula Abdul then sprayed it with lacquer.

Every person has their weakness. Me, a few weekend quaddies and a footy multi or two. The wife, shoes. Both end up cheaper than cutting a house in half. As long as he keeps his mind on his job when he walks into the joint and doesn't affect our chances at a flag, whatever.

Jesus Christ, how's these s**t comments? From what looks to be the case, she's done nothing wrong apart from wanting to go back to work after having a kid. She's been used as a scapegoat, had her name brought into the events against her doing, obviously has been approached by a number of the...

I went Geelong. Agree with some previous that peak-Cats was as attractive as the games been played. Was almost Harlem Globetrotter like. Blind handpasses from Stevie J, Gary Jr never wasting a touch, Chappy dobbing them from everywhere, Scarlo providing flair and dash whilst being a defensive...

Jeez there’s some sanctimonious sh** being blurted around everywhere. Yep, they stuffed up. Yep, they had it drilled into them. Yep, they have cost the club thousands etc etc. But they’re young guys who have made a blue, blowing off some steam, carrying on as mates and got caught out. Hardly...

Pedantic twats the media and the circus of outrage about this. If you're up on the Goldy without the missus and DON'T go to Hollywoods, you should be fined. In fact, 4 out of the last 6 times I went to the Goldy with the wife I've managed to get in a Hollywood's run. Ripper joint. Coupla lads...

Anyone know the time when these ***kheads are getting together in the city? I have to grab something from work tomorrow morning, and would prefer zero contact with anyone I don't know, let alone the great unwashed.

Hope you go on with it Dan, and really progress your career. Watched you closely in the 2's in the later half of the year and it was looking clearer that you were back. A shame to lose you, but can't knock a player who has served us well, helped deliver us a flag and wants to do what he's...

Anyone ever had luck with a fistful of cash out the front of the 'G on GF Day? I've seen them, but never observed a transaction take place. A young bloke from work here just picked up a spare ticket, but his brother also wants to go. This is his plan. Good luck to him.

A bloke through work who loves gossip just mentioned it too. He's got a few wrong in the past, but to his credit he nailed the Essendon peptides, Didak guns, Nick Stevens wife bashing and Kav/O'Brien cobalt horse racing scandals before they broke (as he's just reminded me). One things for...

Due to the exorbitant prices for a sandwich in the CBD these days, I've got a little corner of a shelf with my stuff, mainly condiments so I can make my sandwich fresh when I bring in my fillings from home. Mayo, mustards, butter, cranberry sauce, those awesome bright-yellow Leggo's mustard...

Yep. Didn't we watch Peroxide walk through the desert with her depleted Dothraki for about 3 seasons without barely uttering a word?

Agree with this. I've predicted most of this season so far, and I've got the imagination of Tim Watson in the coaches box. The change in tempo feels and storyline is way more Hollywood. Still a battle or two and a couple of good dialogues, but now feel the need to throw in some needless romance...

If the boys don’t end up stuffing notes into g-strings at Hollywood’s (except for No Jizz, and maybe Martha’s Pomeranian), then we know this is scripted.

Sam gone from a bit dull to legend. He’s brushed away microwave-toaster girl without missing a bite of his food and continues to swirl his glass, straight after nailing the hot ex over a coffin the past week. He’s the MAFS James Bond.

My wife asked last night how I would handle Ines. My response was that I'd give her a nickname that had absolutely nothing to do with anything. Something innocuous like Belvedere. And keep calling her that every time she opened her mouth. Constantly. "What was that Belvedere?", "Calm down...

You seem to be a bit agitated and self absorbed with this post. Maybe some kids could put things into perspective for you?

Agree. The AFLPA is a farce of an organisation designed to be a platform to get Dangerfield and the top 0.50% of players more money. They are a joke. They clearly had no knowledge or care of the Essendon players welfare before or during the doping saga. Players taking time off to deal with...

Geeez, I must be living under a rock. I never knew this bloke had any affiliation with our club at all? Who thought this was a good idea back in the day anyway? Ridiculous to associate our club with any sort of religious organisation. What does he even do there (haven't read the thread I admit)...

After years of banging on about it, I got my wife to tee up Love Actually for us to watch to see what all the fuss was about. The minute it ended I told her that's the reason we go to the movies together once ever 2 years. Drivel. Where's the mafia FFS?? Or Cousin Eddie if you need a Chrissy...

I'd have the Burton v Nola fight as number 1. Burton is involved, so you know it's gonna be a good one, and Nola chimes in with not only incredible drop-dead looks, but a badass fight manner that pushes Burton to the edge. They smacked on in a Rolls Royce FFS! Pity Nola went down though, she...

I remember my first trip to NY for work, and after a couple of restaurant lunches the first 2 days all I wanted was a sandwich for lunch. I waltzed into any old diner and ordered a turkey sandwich. Shut. The. Front. Door. This thing was bursting with hot, tender, moist slices of turkey, slabs...

I'm in the camp of putting food court people in the lowest 0.05% of society. Rapists and paedo's eat in food courts.

Yet out of those photos you posted they're the only stall with a crowd??? If they were true to form they would have had a leather-clad busty blonde straddling a Harley as part of their exhibit. Chuck in a Galaga machine and the line would be out the door....

I always said that Jack Watts would never be considered a legend. Missed that one.

I've never thought about it, but I too love swimming and ****. Great combo. Dusted with coke, amazing. He's the AFL's own Heston Blumenthal.

I admit I've searched bugger all to see anything else we've got going on other than Lynch, but anyone know if we're into any ruckman at all? Or are we comfortable grooming Higgins to be the next fill-in after Grigg calls it a day?

Chuckled at this. My in-laws are from WA. A number of years back I took the father-in-law to the local while they were over here to watch a few races and have a couple of pots. There is a little carpark out the back of the pub which is always full. I never drive there, but no way he was going to...

Wait until you've been married for a number of years. I can nick out to grab a quick sandwich at lunch and spot no less than 58 young things I'd give my left nut to violate.