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Image courtesy of Cadsky This week marks another important personal milestone within the Sweet FA. This week we celebrate Smartys Power racking up 350 massive games. A legend of two powerhouse clubs, the Demons and the Royals. And fittingly, that is who is facing off this round. Smartys...

I thought an interesting way to keep track of player form going into the season would be to start a thread to discuss which players everyone thinks are improving and whose form is dropping. This can be updated weekly. A few to start: Frampton: Buy :arrowup: I think his potential is limited...

Welcome to Westeros. Where nobody is safe and back-stabbing is the name of the game. Can the House Stark help the Villagers defeat the cunning Lannisters and monstrous Night King and his army of the dead. Or will the world be plunged into a long and deep winter that freezes children in their...

FOOTYPIE32'S 2018 FOOTY BINGO! If you are like me, you like a bit of fun. Or maybe you are Vader . So to add a bit of spice to the year ahead I've decided to present the inaugural version of Footypie32's Footy Bingo! Please copy/paste the list of questions below with your answers in this...

Obviously BF is 99% male. There's a lot of "guy talk" and the like. I imagine the ladies that post here probably get a fairly unique insight into the male psyche. So, over to you ladies. What has posting on BF taught you about men?

Some of you seem to know a bit about humour, so I thought I would start a thread to share anything we find funny. Can be Stand Up or a Movie/TV Series, whatever. Post it here and make me chuckle. I'll start. I'm loving James Acaster's stuff atm, although there's not much around.

While I let the blisters heal from my 24/7 self-love marathon, I thought I would put my hands to better use and create a nice little thread so people can rank other people on things. Copy/paste the list below and Bet on Blue is your uncle. Any spaces left blank will result in ridicule and a...

NAKIA AND THE GARDEN OF EDAM By Saint Sylvia In the beginning, there was the Big Bang. Because science. But then some billions of years later, in an alternate reality, God created the heavens and the earth. He then procured a fine garden. A garden filled with every kind of cheese you can...

Easily the best footy show. Just had Aker on for a tell all interview. Couldn't see a thread so thought I'd start one.

On the eve of the new season, I thought I would go for a walk down memory lane and ask some of our league veterans to list their top 3 posters ever. The posters that you have tried to model yourself on. With so many new faces in the league, I think it would be a good idea to let them know who...

Just trying to get an idea of where we all come from and how many representatives each side would theoretically have.

Ok, firstly, I'm not about kicking a man when he's down, and he has been on the receiving end of some unwarranted abuse recently, but I have to have a word with you, young man. To earn respect, you have to give it. The Bomber's young captain, HaroLad has received a lot of criticism for his...

I, Footypie32, hereby announce that I will be running for Admin of the Sweet FA in Season 23. Why am I here today asking for your vote? Because I refuse to play in a league where HaroLad is Admin. I mean, c'mon. How will I improve the league? No idea. What rules will I implement? None...

So, my old HP is starting to give me grief and it's time to upgrade. I need it to - stream Netflix and Youtube - play a bit of Civ 6 - be under $1000 Fire away...

From Treetops to Casino Slots By Uno Who Deep in the jungle of South America, nearly 30 years ago to the day, a special kind of Qootyer was born. He entered the world slowly, but with purpose. He wasn't quite sure why at the time, but something was drawing him north. To a place of glitz and...

I cbf looking it up, Hoooops can you please check for me. You're good at this stuff. Thanks, hun. :)

In what must certainly be the surprise of the season, the Gold City Royals have today announced that FR0GGY will be their Head Coach for the remainder of the season*. It is believed that the decision was made last night during a secret board meeting. The decision was a unanimous one with...

ORIGINALS DAPPERJONG GOES TO THE SUPERMARKET DapperJong was the glorious and supreme leader of the People's Republic of North Coney. He was the most handsome man in the world. He invented the beer coaster. He finished the original Super Mario Bros in record time, blindfolded. He was the...

It seems Demons player Van_Dyke decided to play Russian Roulette with his teams fate on Monday when he posted this poll to go with his match thread... The lesson we can all learn from this, is that the Qooty gods are real and will slap you down like a bitch if you mock them. Enjoy the rest...

I think this has been discussed before on this board, but I think the idea has real merit. Let's face it, his field kicking is far better than his goal kicking. He generally pushes up high anyway. I thinking the biggest benefit though, would be that it would get him more involved in the play...

A sad day as the actor that played R2D2 in 6 Star Wars films has passed away aged 81. While not many would have known of him out of costume, you could argue the little robot that beeped and squeaked stole the show in many of the SW films. Vale Kenny Baker, 1934 - 2016...

Hello there, I thought I would start a thread to talk about the lovely Georgie Parker. Aside from being a mad Crows fan, she also happens to be apart of the 2016 Hockeyroos at the Rio Olympics. I thought we could use this thread to cheer on our fellow Crow fans in Rio. Especially the beautiful...

BATTLE! (Beta) This game is inspired by the current Werewolf game, the Assassin game and of course, Pokemon. I've only come up with the rough concept, but thought I would post this thread to see if there is any interest and for people to critique the rules. The game is designed to appeal to...

The league has finally jumped the shark. 6 weeks off to think up some material and this is all the Furies have got... Notice a trend? And what's worse is most of it is from the supposed "leaders". Come up with some banter you half-witted flogs! /melt

ROYALS ANNOUNCE BIG SIGNING King Blacky reportedly commissioned this portrait of himself after confirming the signing Just when you thought the Royals were about to roll over and fold, they've picked themselves back up and sent a big "* you" to the rest of the league, securing one of the...

The Value of a Villain By Footy "good guy" Pie. With the return of okeydoke7 tonight and also dennis crumpet's Heroes vs Villain's thread, it got me thinking about some of the leagues villains and how their presence can coincide seemingly with the strength of the league as whole...

With the news that Blacky has been named co-captain at the Gold City Royals along with Marlowe , the city's first and only television station, GCTV, has released this message from the newly installed King. You'll have to forgive the quality as the technology is still quite new to the city...

Hello FJGD board, I'm looking for a creative individual to help come up with a fresh logo design for my team, the Gold City Royals. I have some ideas in mind, but lack the required skills. If you are interested please let me know and I'll get in contact with you via PM. You will receive full...

SILENCE OF THE WOLVES Good evening. My name is Dr Hannibal Lecter and I would love to have you for dinner. My gastronomical feasts are famous for their extravagance and style. To be invited to one of my dinner parties is an honour not easily passed up. If you wish to attend, please RSVP in...

Hello, I'm Footypie32 and I play for the Gold City Royals and I need to ask you all something. Your cries of inactivity have been heard loud and clear at Royals HQ and our recruiting team ( Blacky and I) have gone into overdrive, however, the response has been quite average. Sad face. It got me...