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Good viewing. What the f**k is Dermott smoking just quietly?

Rory Lobb hey? Great pick up. Wonderful last quarter by the boys.

For me, when he played Gardner all year long in 2021 (proved me wrong to a degree, well done Ryan), when the bloke was clearly not ready then dropped him for a GF. There was a game in 21 where Hipwood cooked 5-6 cheapies on Gardner to win the game at the Gabba, where a simple move of Easton...

Looks like the ‘Cotton-On’ contract and ‘life’s pressures’ have turned him into a front running soft-cokc. Treloar looks like Robbie Muir compared to him. Private school pampers these kids, everything is too hard.

Rhylee West for mine. Powerful core and glutes. Doesn’t have a Insta page nor a hot token misses and squats 145kg.

How ballsy is a coach to play rope-a-dope for 22 rounds, deliberately play spuds and mates for 6 months and then when it counts eventually bring in Roarke Smith in who gets the job done as per usual - brilliant Bevo! Let’s win the flag now and lets stop being funky and weird.

1. Josh is too tall. 2. Josh has no attachment to Mentone or it’s surrounds. 3. Josh is an exceptional kick. 4. Schache has never committed himself to surfing. 5. Josh went to public school and never brushed his hair to conformity.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Brisdog had not attended a football game for some time, let alone a game with a crowd, a game where ‘Great Northern’ full strength lager was served and the 2021 Semi Final at the Gabba was one that I will never forget - nor will the...

What a tragic last quarter Elliott - you silver spoon campaigner!

Hey blokes, I am just reading the remainder of our blogs after spending 33 days in isolation (out tomorrow). I have read a lot of significantly negative events that have occured to forum members in the last 3 weeks that makes my isolation time look like a night at Kittens. Members job losses...

With the wonderful news of Scrag having given birth to a boy this week it once again resurrects the age old question: Was winning the flag October 1, 2016 a greater personal moment for you or did having your first child trump that? I had my first (a little girl - I love her dearly) in April...

For mine: 1. English 2. Bontempelli 3. Beverage Also, if they ban mass-gatherings because of the virus that means that the plastics get away with blue-murder again?

Things were different back in 41’. Ol’ Pa Brisdog merely benched the de-boned corpses of wild hogs, and that was after bashing their midriffs for 12 x 7 minute rounds. He would bind two equal sized corpses with a hard-timbered pole and bench press the pulverised corpses for several hundred...

Toby being Toby. Will the AFL decide to look away....sorry, silly question

An ode to Spotless - Brisdog It’s almost been three years Since you made my life complete, I drained your outer wing of beer Your cider, oh so sweet. Your watering hole so pleasant A fine place for the rich, Bereft of heart and atmosphere, We made ‘The Brewery’ our bitch. Your night was full...

Brisdog is not an intellectual. Growing up in the outhouse of a brothel in Elsternwick until the age of 19 is an impediment to anyone’s learning capacity. Sure, I was the youngest Son of the West to crack the ton before the age of 15 since Whitten, but unfortunately the end result was an IQ...

Ever bought a VK Commodore for $1200 to get it home, pop the bonnet and find a Ferrari 812 motor mounted securely within? No me neither. The Western Bulldogs however may as well have in selecting Aaron Naughton with pick number 9 in the 2017 draft. Described as an ‘athletic swingman’ (my old...

Perseverance, adversity, experience, complete lunacy - these are the qualities I look at before from a leader as I look to vote between Scott Morrisson and William J Shorten. Tom’s life has not been the most comfortable path. Living a life on one leg never is. The most difficult experience...

It wasn’t a easy life for John Rambo, Nam, PTSD from Nam (Rambo 1), then some f*cking idiot decides to send him back (Nixon), Rambo II. The bloke finally gets his life back on track rooting Vegas ladies and snorting coke off hookers **** when Reagan sends him to Afghanistan with nothing but a...

I just happened to glance at a tv show named ‘Married at First Sight’ whilst walking past the misses tv. A few questions: 1. What happened to mankind? 2. Do men still have the ability to cut firewood or open their own stubbie? 3. Is the world ending and if so, will we win our third flag before...

I have only cried twice in my life. The first being on the 10th of January 2016. I was having a bath on that sorrowful evening watching Matty Robbins replays on my IPad when I received a text from a mutual friend informing me that David Robert Jones, known professionally as David Bowie, passed...

July 29, 1969 was a monumental day in history. As Neil Armstrong placed the first footprint on the moon, like a well rehearsed stage play....the Western Suburbs erupted and everyone was relieved as Russia had lost the ‘quest to be the best’, in fact Australia were heroes as we had a telescope...

Mark Stevens twitter post has confirmed what many of us have suspected in recent times - Western Bulldogs is now a destination club with stars knocking down the door at the Whitten Oval! Sources have all but confirmed that Chad will be donning the famous (infamous?) # 9 next season at the...

As Barrett’s ‘Sliding Doors’ segment on a Friday is frankly, a load of s**t and should be boycotted, it is with great pride that today I am launching our very own Western Bulldog ‘Sliding Doors’ moments extravaganza. Our season is officially cooked, with Biggs, Roughy and co’s send off game(s)...

Charles Alfred George Sutton is a name synonymous with the Footscray Football Club and widely regarded as the third best player in the clubs history behind Whitten and Gowers. Sutton was renown to 'shop early' and re arrange the nose and jaws of the oppositions best player - generally within...

Looking at the team line ups under my house in Brisbane drinking a few stubbies on a Friday arvo with my dog Louie, a vision occured: Marcus Adams not only intercepting 7-12 Hawthorn attacks, tomorrow evening, but catapulting the Sherrin 70 metres to the vacant wings where Schache, Richards and...

Just thinking aloud - is Ed Richards a Monty for the Rising Star or are we going to do the ‘Lewy Taylor’ and give it to some hack from a club that needs PR assistance? Ed has had an amazing first year. He goes forward - sh*t happens, back - sh*t happens. He won last Friday Night off his own boot...

27 men on the mark for a kick after the siren - unprecedented cheating. F**king terrific.

Sure they both have red hair, are running half backs and.....that is where the comparison ends. Richards is chiseled like Frank Zane and fearless like Tin Tin (his look alike). Hardy was pretty well fed (pardon the pun) by Hawkins and did the runner a short time later to the Goldy. Mark...

6:57pm, Saturday 24 September 2016. 27 minutes into the second quarter of the Preliminary Final. Brisdog staggers towards the bar on the outer wing of Spotless stadium. A recycled cardboard cup holder in hand Brisdog pushes past a couple of GWS plastic witches hats (supporters) and politely...