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    The Bye Round

    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing ring…ring ring Ava: Baghdad Bombers Qooty Club you’re speaking with Ava. Kennedy Parker : Is Jabba there? Ava: What!! I’m great thanks WTF are you? He’s out milking the camels at the moment can I take a message? Kennedy Parker: Its KP. Tell him he was late to this...
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    Just The Ashes

    I love Test cricket, especially the Ashes against the arch enemy. Having said that, I do love what the Barmy Army bring to the table and Im really looking forward to their banter about that cheating scumbag Steve Smiff. IMO he should never have been allowed to play for Australia again after...
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    Media SFA Club Mission Statements

    One of the reasons I was attracted to the Baghdad Bombers, apart from the playing list, camels, and figs was the clubs outstanding mission statement. “STRIVE TO BELT THE LIVING SUITCASE OUT OF EVERY SFA TEAM WHO CHALLENGE US ON AND OFF THE DESERT” Now anybody that’s ever carpet bombed...
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    Media SFA Club Mission Statements

    One of the reasons I was attracted to the Baghdad Bombers, apart from the playing list, camels, and figs was the clubs outstanding MISSION STATEMENT. “TO BELT THE LIVING SUITCASE OUT OF EVERY SFA TEAM WHO CHALLENGE US ON AND OFF THE DESERT” Now anybody that’s ever carpet bombed campaigners...
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    Review Good Bad Ugly v Lions

    Good Butts bathing Hipwood Our backline stood firm for 2 and a half quarters which was quite remarkable considering our mismatches ROB Sam Berry...ripper game Pedlar...great debut. Bad Texas neck injury Ugly Umpires Last quarter capitulation
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    Fireman Kane Kornes

    Famous stager, failed firefighter and sniping commentator Kane Kornes was gifted a Poort Power BnF in 2012 so that the cash strapped plastic franchise didn’t have to auction their tarps in order to fund financial incentives to pay him out! When the winner was announced, players at the event...
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    List Mgmt. Why the exodus?

    https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-2020-adelaide-crows-mark-ricciuto-afl-trades-adelaide-players-leaving-patrick-dangerfield-crows-culture/news-story/23d3b3da0808e450e3e1eccddcbf74f9 Ricciuto’s comments came in response to former North Melbourne chairman James Brayshaw, who put forward that...
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    Madhdad Monday

    Without a doubt Mad Mondays are the best days of the season. The Bombers racked up 13 Mondays in a row around the streets of Baghdad last season and this year…allah willing… we will crack 14. **** social distancing, SIM conspiracies, Manic moderators and Banal bantering, we are gonna tie one...
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    Bombervirus

    In an unprecedented border closure the SFA heavyweights have voted to close Iraq's borders to prevent the spread of "Bombervirus". This particular strain was first mentioned by NaturalDisaster today and the irony was not lost on the SFA community. "The time to prevent more epidemics is now!"...
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    Media A Salt on Qoolworths

    For centuries Baghdadans have used salt as preservative for the afterlife...therefore it is only fitting, that we give back to those in the SFA community looking at self-preservation in threads. To commemorate the 5000 year partnership with the Baghdad Bombers, major sponsors "The Baghdad Salt...
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    Lest We Forget

    With Remembrance Day fast approaching, wouldn't it be good if the Australian government would declare that at 11 o'clock on the eleventh day of the eleventh month, everything stops for one minute, one minute's silence; to remember all those that have fought, died and suffered because of warfare...
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    Port Power Puffers -The 150 Year Fraud Continues
    Threadmarks: Fraud

    Not only did this parasite attach itself to the Port Adelaide Magpies Football Club... ... and fraudulently claim they they've been around since 1870, :rolleyes: but now they have ripped of a fans logo so as to represent itself :$ Bwhahahahah the ironing...
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    Media SIM plea humble

    Captain Tony Lynn 15 says people protesting for a re-sim against the Warriors today where the ending was as tight as a camels a*** in a sandstorm should move to another country, and implies his comments reflect those of the whole team. When attacked by the Baghdad paparazzi as he was leaving...
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    Media The SFA Memorabilia and Collectables Museum

    The SFA Memorabilia and Collectables Museum is "unquestionably one of the best displays of SFA memorabilia" outside of Tigerturbulance 's shed. The collection includes countless items associated with various players of every team and over the coming weeks the museum will showcase artifacts not...
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    Keef Thomas admits he’s a Flog

    Which begs the question, who is his Puffer alias in Bay 13 where Puffer flogs abound? :drunk: It can’t be Slammer because he can’t spell. It can’t be dav3 because there isn’t any ‘sniping’ in the letter. It’s not Nelso he’s at a wedding in Beijing. WillemDaDrew is too busy choking the...
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    Media Baghdad's Got Talent

    The world's BIGGEST Talent show is coming to Baghdad. Register NOW to audition! With the abundance of talent already running around in the Red and Black you would think there is not a Snowball's chance in Basra to even be considered in pulling on the Bomber jumper right? But that’s where you...
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    Media S27 Baghdad Bombers FC v Roy FFC at Abdu Prison (FUNDRAISER)

    Welcome to Qox Qooty’s coverage of this epic fundraiser between the Bombers and The Roys at Abdu Prison; it promises to be an enthralling match. Dial the number on the bottom of your screen to donate and SAVE THE GORILLAS…they’ll ******* need it. 1800SILVERBACK Qooty Commentary File -...
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    Taylor Walker... how's he going?

    I love ya Tex but you need to dispense with the fend off and ugly aggression tackles, swap places with Fogarty back in the magoos, and find some ball/goals. Are you reading this Pikey? You've made some good calls at selection this year but now it's time to make a hard one.
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    Jenkins

    Just go.
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    AFC Women have more flags than PAP Men

    Digest that you Puffers.:'( 53,034 fans of AFLW witnessed history; and it never cost a cent. Meanwhile in China...
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    Media Baghdad a Bargain

    Welcome to the Bizarre Bazaar of Baghdad, commonly called e-Bagh, where goods and services can be exchanged or sold.... including Dingster for the right price. :thumbsu:Keep an eye on the marketplace for weekly bargains.:thumbsu: To 'kick things off', our opening day sale has these special...
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    The ‘New’ Footy Show

    Accidentally came across this abomination while channel surfing tonite. They got rid of Newman...that’s a plus; but they’ve replaced him with a woman with the worst cackling far king laugh in the history of the world...and no, it’s not Lehmo. Dunno who it is, but it’s horrible.
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    Should the Bombers be renamed?

    SFA tall poppy syndrome describes aspects of Qooty where teams of high status are resented, ridiculed, lambasted, attacked, strung up, cut down and / or criticised because they have been classified as superior to their peers; because their talents or achievements have elevated them above or...
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    Media Baghdad Bomber Banger Banquet

    A aghdad omber anger anquet will be held Abdu Prison tomorrow at noon; to gainfully employ TheCoach16 and Tony Lynn 15 for bringing the club into disrepute the spotlight where it rightly deserves to be and to further extend community engagement. All proceeds will be funnelled into our...
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    Toast 2019 Adelaide Football Club Gif Thread

    Im bored so Im getting in early with this one. What better way to kick off this years gif thread with a classic from Stiffy.
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    2019 China Puffers

    Really looking forward to Carlton or St Kilda being told by Gil "You will be going to China!!" now that the mighty Suns have done their bit and help fly the flag in Shina. We’ve had cuisine issues… Chinese Takeaway by ArgusTuft posted Apr 8, 2017 at 11:52 AM Name changes… GAGF Puffers… More...
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    Gameday: Plummeting Puffers v Coming Down Bombers

    Can Jackie boy still play finals? Will Goddard put on a clinic in an effort to become next years Puffer? Who will win the battle of the clangers? Saad or Wines? After being a shoe-in for a top four spot on the back of canny draft picks :D and a fixture even Carlton would be happy with, tonights...
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    Jenkins trolls Puffers

    The big JJ snaps a brilliant goal...goal ump calls it a goal ....but I just want to check it didn’t nick the post....(make a far king decision campaigner):rolleyes:...third ump says gooooooooooal. JJ LOLs at Puffers losing top four spot and parties as the leading goal kicker...
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    Things That Can Hit A Target Better Than LOllie Whines

    ...and he wants to be an airline pilot after footy Bwhahahahahah....bet he misses the runway.
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