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I hate their stupid camel toe badge. I hate their colours and how they stole the exact shade of blue from us. I hate their ******* faces - bunch of deformed monstrosities. I hate Neitz because he made me feel miserable for most of my childhood. I hate their fans - you’ll always eat at some...

See it’s only acceptable when you’re still coping 😞 Please place your valid votes which will be submitted to the federal parliament

I don’t come around here much anymore, just wanted to say congratulations to all of the Melbourne fans over the journey such as MAXIMUM GAWNAGE and… sorry, my memory is shot. Better side by a mile, chatted to an old Dees fan throughout the game and he was s**t scared whilst I thought we were...

Treloar? Lol Adelaide? I agree with all the Port shitposters, stealing the top pick blind from the worst club in the comp when we have * all in the bank is hilarious “The Great Fisting” has begun, only captain blood 17 and the richoatthedisco dickhead are allowed to post in this worthless...

* off Carlton Blues You are a bunch of s**t campaigners * Essendon too

Who would have thought that, nearly five years on, one club that didn't know how to read the wind would win a flag, and another that showed promise died in the arse spectacularly.

You glorious bastard Genuinely heartbroken today Thanks for the memories

Either back next year, or returning to training within the next 6 hours Injury trolls welcome, but you’ll probably lose just as a FYI

It's a really nice place. No one is here. I think I live next door to Jazny but I can't say because there is literally no one here. Our one neighbour lives 500 yards down the road and he is a priest or something and is now in Cambodia talking about Jesus. There are lots of dead animals...

i hate this prick Oh god do I hate this prick I haven’t hated anyone more than this since I first came across the intellectual cesspool that is Kelly Underwood My only solace is that he’s crying in his shitty pillow with his shitty face about how he didn’t take some bullshit speccy that he...

I told you all, the Eagles were always gonna win this Why? We played a club that’s so bland and boring it’s registered in grayscale Their best player blames his dog for premature ejaculation... probably Grundy looks like a s**t Paul McCarthy cover Eddie’s sons are probably taller than...

I am pleased to announce that I will be attending my first footy game on Sunday since 2012, when myself and my troupe were confronted by someone claiming to be Adam Goodes’ cousin, then getting arrested for selling grass I implore everyone to come to the game and form and orderly queue outside...

Wowee I couldn't believe it when I saw the fixture this week, Norf? NORF? ahahahahahahhahahahahaha We'll do what the ATO couldn't ten years ago, which is basically giving them the pink slips and sending them into liquidation Watching Brown get his arse torn by Shane Hurn is going to be...

Ox has been stuck to a cart because he's already knackered from spending late nights watching some bullshit called the "World Cup", so I'm stepping in once again to put all you miserable shits back in your box In particular, db swannie, I'm going to make your life a miserable hell Anyway, my...

Tex Walker overheard blaring this on his new Beats by Dre

Now * off, I’m watching the soccer

This is a thread for db swannie to talk to himself for the next two hours

If you're a St. Kilda fan using public transport after the game today, don't sit on the seats.

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2018-05-24/take-the-2018-fan-survey You all remember the drill. Let's help the AFL understand what their fans think by giving them only constructive and helpful information.

Hi everyone, As you are probably aware, 99.9% of everything I have ever said here is total s**t, and I am always rapt that at least some of you find it funny However, I posted something tonight that made me pause. Purely because I lost a cousin of mine and a close friend in Cassie almost a...

Let’s see if we can keep this game thread short and sweet :$ Adelaide currently 8-0

You can’t

I thought everyone would be all over this game o_O

Well there is only one really #wolfpack Geelong fans need not post - that's what the safe space is for

I still have nightmares about last Friday’s game... Hopefully this isn’t a total shitfest

I have made it somewhat of a tradition to roast some lamb, watch this particular game, and talk s**t here, and this year (third time in a row) is no exception So join me as we watch the continuation of a shitfight that makes West Horsham seem like a sand pit squabble Ox’s Prediction: Hodge to...

I reckon Brisbane's a shout here Sorry

Apparently Cairns is under two inches of water and the ground resembles a lake Two valuable points each for Fold Coast and Norf at this rate