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Oops, I've already bothered Chief. Should do the trick though.

Oh, hai Byron, haven't seen you around for a while. Thought you might have fallen off the bottom of the ladder.

Can you do it, or do I need to contact an admin?

Did he improve his DE above 47% for the rest of 2013? Yes. Thanks for coming though.

Not me, the other guy. Did he cancel his after Geelong lost?

You're the one enforcing it, you decide.

So many bottom eight losers think they won today. Quite weird.

About as wrong as you can get, but in opposite world, the bottom must be a comfortable place to be I guess.

Congratulations Hawthorn. It's a pity all the losers from other clubs are trying to ride on your coat tails.

The worst night in Rockingham would beat the best day in Geelong. Now there's a hole that would need to work it's way up to shithole status.

I'm down here now with a mate. Food is great and the boss has started us on the $5 pints early. Score!

I wouldn't normally, but there's some sort of special event on this weekend.

Accuracy questionable. Actually, downright false. I had just had a meal in Chinatown and moved next door to a bar that was pumping. I kid you not, the security on the door refused all 3 of us entry because we were wearing football colours. Does that sort of thing happen often in a town...

Faux hardman? Bazza didn't even look at Staker when he killed him. A real man would have looked into the eyes of his enemy before he tore the short arsed munchkin a new one and wiped the blood off with his wristbands. Can I call Sammy a munchkin, or is that unfair to munchkins?

As soon as I can get hold of a $2 bike from Swanston Street, I'll wizz up enough power to soup up the crap they call "broadband" over here. Then we'll hear some noise.

60,000 litres of beer is never going to be enough. I'd better bring an esky.

Aurora? You're basing your faith on Aurora? I've been there, it's not a faithful place.

None. We bash the Victorian out of them before we let them play.

Probably because your mods are asleep. Good luck to the bookies. They've taken hits before and will again. If history was any sort of guide, Jesus would still be dead. Small club pride may get Hawthorn through their misery, but nothing will wash away the fact that they will present Fremantle...

That's true, Freo are nothing special. Just a working class team that will smash a team that's forgotten what work feels like. If Sammy Mitchell with his 30cm legs is your best weapon, what hope have you got? Exactly how many WA boys are you guys relying on to pull you out of the s**t anyway?

I feel quite sorry that Mitchell has lost his pads. My wife has a few spare, should I bring them to the G?

Yet another one sucked in by Boomer's lie. BAM

Things you can't do? Walk into a bar. I was denied entry into a bar tonight because I was "wearing football colours". WTF?!! It's grand final weekend morons.

Round 4? Surely you must be joking. The only reason the ball is in your hands is because you slipped off your shaft.

Sandstone's main street is longer than that, and it's paved in gold. WA is awash with money, even though 85% of our wealth is sucked away to prop up the poor states like NSW and Vic.

I picked up some grass today, but it's only rye grass from the MCG, does that count?

When I left home my front yard was ablaze with colourful flowers. Purple with a darker purple centre, white with a purple centre, purple hebes, purple and white ground covers. Even the weeds (I know them as plum puddings) burst into purple flower. It's our time.

Nice OP, great stuff. Lots of laughs had. I don't hate Hawthorn or their supporters. Tbh, I don't even give them consideration, should I? Good luck Saturday. Try to enjoy it.

C'mon Wooshette, sour grapes isn't becoming. We just don't feel the need to troll the Hawks because we know how depressed they're all going to be after the game. All heart, Freo supporters.

What's up with the footpaths over here? Hotmix in WA is only used on outdoor netball courts. Can't you guys afford brick paving?