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And thus the one team we cannot ever seem to beat gets away with another one.

https://www.afc.com.au/news/1255588 Ah yeah. I guess that's why we didn't sign a developing ruck. Absolutely baffling from Strachan though seeing he's good enough to get a starting gig somewhere though. Murray signature was definitely our grand final though. I'm pretty happy with it as it...

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Hey all. Your friendly Hawk, Golumless, is here with part one of an SFA investigation into one of the rarest events to occur within the SFA. What has prompted this investigation is that it has just occurred twice in S29 with the Alberton Swamprats meeting the Roys FFC in the 1st Qualifying...

Now that our 2019 has come to a close, and we're firmly facing a rebuild/restructure, it's probably a good time to take a look at our prospects and see where we all sit with our kids (and who knows, I may crack out some nerdy as * charts in the future with this thread). So lets say < 50 game...

It would be considered an understatement to call the week the Bombers hierarchy have endured as an absolute disaster (they'll say otherwise, but they're about as bright as a rotting potato). To summarize for those who have taken the week off: * It started poorly by poaching rookie CazC30 in...

Then McGovern doesn't leave. Simples. I hope the next team you try to cheapskate with after offering a massive contract to a contracted player is much more pliable/stupid. MOD NOTE: trolls will be pinged, keep it clean, if you were blocked from the other thread and continue to be an arse...

If there has been one thing this round has been showing me, it is there is no god, and this match up is unfortunately the perfect example of that. So super phoned in. Bears are in 9th, having lost both games. Warriors are in 6th having won one game. Bears are 10th in offense, and 9th in...

Yes. I am freaking out as well Milhouse. The MOTR of my dreams sees my now beloved Gumbies playing the Furies. The Gumbies have been typical Gumbies losing the first two games of the season (much like last season, where we made finals), whereas the Furies have shown why they've won the most...

The Wonders vs Royals? Can you think of a more boring/pointless match up? Actually, yeah so could I, Hawks vs Dragons. Still though don't let that distract you that this is another nothing game in what is proving to be a bit of a nothing round in match ups. In terms of form leading into this...

How on earth is this MOTR? I couldn't think of a worst showcase of the SFA to anyone. The Hawks after beating out HaroLad as the biggest *******s of S24, have started S25 in an average fashion winning one game, and losing one. Their opponents are the Dragons, and whilst I didn't manage to learn...

For this "intriguing" matchup we see a club who after a historic back to back premiership (seriously, what the * did we do wrong in the world to deserve a back to back premiership going to the Bombers) lurching from disaster to disaster, first with the very unfortunate nuking* of their...

Welcome one and all to what is shaping up to be the most inconsequential match of round 3, the Demons vs the Roys. Wowzers, my dick is still in my pants for this match up. Really in terms of analysis these two teams are parallel opposites, with the Demons joining the cool kids of the league in...

There has been breaking news out of the Gumbies recently that indicates that they've stopped doing their Roys impression, and actually signed a bunch of rookies, shocking I know. What is more shocking is that the committee has decided to forego the EKA medal this season and just award it now to...

JUMPERS Established - S04 S04 - S18 as Geelong Gumbies, S19 - S23 as Geelong Wolves, S24 - Gumbies FFC Home Ground - The House of Gumby Premierships - 1 (S16) Minor Premierships - 2 (S11 & S18) Mobbenfuhrer Medalists (League Best & Fairest) - 3 (S09 BlueFan04, S14 Claypigeon & S23...

Hey all. Internet superstar Golumless here to announce my intentions of running for the now vacant admin position. Sure you will hopefully ask how i'll manage with also captaining the Gumbies, but that club practically runs itself at this stage. Now in terms of policies that i'll implement...

Swamprats vs Roys My first thought when I found out I was presenting this match thread was just to not post it and save Broken and fitzroybowiedog from the horrors of the Rats. They've suffered enough being on the same team as the 2Ms, or to save MaxMinch, and well just maxminch from the...

Let me preface - Find me someone who rates themselves as a more whiny bitch then the resident kucklord, HaroLad and I'll show you a liar. There are few times I have nothing to say about a match-up. This is one of those times. I think both sides are in the bottom half of the table, or bottom...

OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET: B: Dennis ClarkeM - jd2010 - peterss HB: Bucketss - manboob - Noobz0r C: GWBogan - StFly - 06Premiers HF: 2121 - NSWCROW - sjohns12 F: The City Boyz - Quivorir - Uncle_Leo R: Fryer Tuck - Golumless - SM INT: matty_boy08 - winty

OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET: B: Dennis ClarkeM - jd2010 - peterss HB: Bucketss - manboob - Noobz0r C: GWBogan - StFly - 06Premiers HF: 2121 - NSWCROW - sjohns12 F: The City Boyz - Quivorir - Uncle_Leo R: Fryer Tuck - Golumless - SM INT: matty_boy08 - winty

Well well well, if it isn't the two reserve teams for the vile boys club, fighting for what I believe is for the love and affection for their leader, the supreme cuck HaroLad. I hope Hate outlaws and force them onto reasonably sized qooty. In terms of form: Boys Club 2nds are currently top of...

Actual formatting may happen later, also expect typos. These are two proud clubs I guess. The powerhouse of the modern era, the Hawthorn if you will of the comp in the West Coast Wonders, versing the team that cashed out and got a few premierships whilst the league was purely amateurs, say the...

This is whoever it is that interviews the Sweet FA stars about the mundane things in their life. One day this gender fluid individual (we're PC after all, and don't assume genders here) wishes to be accepted into any secret clubs that the stars have, for both gossip and being able to feel...

It's that time again ladies and gentlefolk, the time for The Filth Wizard to host and most likely rig his last Mobbs medal night (sponsored by The Boys Club tm). Wouldn't be surprised if he won it to be blunt with you all, so that part of the night can safely be ignored. Mind you where the...

Guess who is starting on -24 points*? On that note, all I can do is say a big thank you to miggs. * Providing The Filth Wizard enforces the rules.

Hello all, and welcome to the OP for the first semi final between Sin City Swamprats and the Baghdad Bombers. A visual representation of what the Swamprats will do to the Bandits/Bombers/Soon to be West Gate Trolls Preview: The Swamprats come into the semi final off a loss against the...

Yeah. Title sums it up. That is, by far some of the worst football I've seen us play. Just disgraceful. Jenkins has played one of the most pathetic three quarters I've seen, Walker is getting triple teamed and yet he's nowhere to be seen. Our ball movement has just been showing that the last...

I'm not posting that ******* abomination of their new logo. vs Head to Head: I'm pretty sure they played a few matches on reasonably sized qooty. Match Overview. The Royals are doing alright, having beaten someone last week and losing to someone else the week before. They will want to...

vs Head to Head: Played in S22. Winner unknown, first person to answer gets my kudos. Match Overview: Baghdad have been a revelation this season beating both the hawks last week and some team in round 1, can't remember who. They also have some promising rookies which makes it even better...

vs Head to Head These teams didn't play in S22, or so my Roys contact tells me. Match Preview The Roys are being the Roys by occasionally winning and losing games, sitting 1-1 after two after losing to the Demons last week. They'll be looking to bounce back with a win i assume. The Furies...