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#1 Golumless Whoever This guy is Forget he exists most of the time tbh. I know of him, but couldnt tell you anything of note he has ever achieved. And Based on the fact he spends most of his time sinking piss he is probably a member of the boys club.

Dennis ClarkeM: Oh, guys, I have a system, a foolproof system... for getting any teams undying love and devotion for life. Blacky: What the hell are you talking about, dude? DC: I'm talking about the D.E.N.N.I.S. System. Ladies and gentlemen, the D.E.N.N.I.S. System... is a comprehensive...

Its like the JTmedal... only more prestigous.

As we approach the end of the home and away season Joel Selwood has put himself in the box seat with just 6 rounds to go to take out one of footys rarest and most prestigious awards... a Joelman medal. There hasn't been a winner for 34 seasons and counting, which is why most of you will be...

During my many travels and tours across the globe, i have been fortunate enough to come into possession of some rather rare artifacts. Now i am offering others the chance to utilise one of these mystical gifts that i have been bestowed. This hat will determine the club that is the perfect hat...

As i was leaving the Mobbs medal tonight in the Uber that Butler ordered for me after he found me passed out in the urinals , i found myself wondering how did it all go so wrong? I was missing a shoe, my pants were covered in piss, which would normally have me upset, but considering i'd ripped a...

Another fun game i thought up to occupy posters during the offseason. Just post a drawing and get other posters to guess who or what it is :thumbsu: this one is for TheCoach16

Just a fun little game i thought might keep those poor unfortunate posters who have been sadly eliminated from premiership contention amused over the long cold off-season. Ill go first ClarkeM Van_Dyke on 2 wheels instead of 4 HaroLad in his new speed dealers brahj seems like he'd...

As a long time lurker of bay 13 I feel it's appropriate to introduce myself.The main board has allowed me to define my character and also to find the true meaning of my true name Dennis Kermit... which means the prince, the one who will have the last laugh, and (who) is gifted, But it's time to...

Robbie gray achieved it today, and i thought i'd try and come up with a list of players that have done it. It seems to be a pretty rare acheivement. Gray in 2017 Johnson in 2011 http://afltables.com/afl/stats/games/2011/091120110730.html Johnson in 2011...

When somebody pulls the entire pack of tim tams out of the wrapper. It's basically impossible to slide it back in. Just pull it out as far as you need.

The roles and factions of characters in this game are somewhat related to their roles in the Show, as well as certain Game mechanics. Whilst not directly following the show there will be Spoilers. Set an alternate timeline in which The Axis powers were victorious in World War II. Washington...

VS This Match of the round Sees the 3rd placed Bears hosting the 7th placed Furies. These two teams boast the best percentage out of any teams in the competition. The Bears have one of the most potent forward lines in the League and Furies have one of the best defences in the league, So this...

VS The East Side hawks managed to sneak into the 8 after a 31 point win over the Warriors, now they host the in from Dragons FFC who boast a 3-2 winning record. The Dragons achieved this winning record by defeating the Sin City Swamprats by 8 points in a tight match. Determinant was the star...

vs This week the Swamprats, who are coming off a close loss against the dragons, will be hosting the roys. They sit just outside the top 8 by .91 percent so a win this week should see them leapfrog back into the top 8. After a relatively succesful campaign last season, the Roys are showing no...

Otherwise known as the Hemorrhoid Cup which sees the Gold City Royals take on the Geelong Wolves. this is an epic match up between not just the two teams, but also between the two captains. an epic s**t stirrer vs and epic s**t taker. Blacky vs Willo_ The Geelong wolves have made a solid start...

vs Another seemingly lopsided encounter this round as the impressive demons who sit in second place with 4-1 record take on the floundering wonders who sit in second last place. The wonders have won just one game so far this season, although their percentage still remains relatively healthy...

VS The Bombers are coming off their first loss in season 23 following a 23 point loss to the Geelong wolves who responded well to the Willo_ takeover. this wasnt enough to knock them off the top of the perch though, as their superior percentage sees them enter this clash still in first place...

The mob is rabid. The mount Buller demons are demanding that RU_ fully hand over the captaincy to Van_Dyke or they'll tear the snowdome down. But a hero enters to save the day. cats2rise : my friends, Stop! Sure we could tear this club down. Angry demons: yeah Cats2rise: No my friends...

Is there a way to have a conversation by myself? Eg for working on drafts of posts, keep notes etc. The Only way I can currently think of achieving this is to start one with somebody else and then asking them to leave it.

The mount Buller demons will be holding their best and fairest tonight and I'd encourage everybody to gatecrash. That is the main purpose for this thread, but I thought I'd also run a little competition. Simply predict in this thread the winners of each clubs best and fairest and you could win...

DC: Hello students, you have made a wise decision by choosing to enrol In this Community College Unit. i will be attempting to teach you all how to gain invaluable insights about the players in the Sweet FA by analysing and graphing data... (BigJoeD_ walks into class 2 minutes late ) BJD_...

Three more than seven Also rhymes with dennis.

Vs The Season may be over for the Geelong Wolves but the Dragons are still in finals contention as we enter the last round of the home and away season. If Quivorir had the same team sheet posting acumen as Dragons captain Hate then maybe the Wolves would still be in finals contention...

Vs The Royals enter the final round of the Home and Away season sitting alone atop the ladder, though if they were to lose this week, they could still drop back as far as fourth. The East Side Hawks would be sitting 2 points clear of the chasing pack in 8th position, were it not for a team...

Vs Well this is without a doubt the most meaningless match of the season. These teams will finish 6th and 7th regardless of results, so it'll be a nice preview of next weeks elimination final. I expect both teams to rest their quality players, So for the Wonders that will be ClarkeM...

Vs This is sure to be a spicy match up, Win and the bears could finish 1st, but should they lose, they could well finish 5th, which would be a disaster considering their start to the season. The Furies on the other hand can still make the finals, And a large win, could see them climb above the...

Vs The Bombers are clinging to a top 8 finish by a fingernail, and in all likelihood will need to win this game just to have a chance at making the finals. The Swamprats are also still in the hunt for a top 4 finish should the Warriors lose this weekend, so don't expect them to pull a north...

Vs Its the final round of the home and away season and both of these teams still have plenty to play for. The Roys have secured a top 4 finish, but the bragging rights of finishing 1st on the ladder are still well within their reach. In fact were it not for a team sheet error they would be...

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