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The sport will become like boxing.

This virus is so going to decimate AFL finances that I believe we should go to a two team league. Collingwood, of course, and the West Coast Eagles. Let the other teams wither and die.

I think if the Liberals try to pull that off in our post virus world they will be out on their ass. Too many people now have to had rely on it who never thought they ever would have. And that number will grow. I do not think we are not going to become Sweden, but we will end up more human...

Just me, but I do not think Centerlink will ever be the same again, I do not think once we weather these virsusey times that any government will ever be able to set it at poverty level again. Too many Aussies who have worked all their lives will have relied on it. Just as the Black Plague...

We will be OK. Help each other, do not panic, be kind, smile on public transport, shine and show your human metal, ask your neighbour if they need anything, walk your dog, make your cat purr, laugh and love, and we will all be OK. No need to fight over toilet rolls or anything else. She will...

No, the oven has just been left on too long and now it is time to face the fires.

Taters. Taters are guud eaten.

I am all for fire my good man. After all that is how Earth is going to end when good old Sunny blows his top.

Me. I hate working with me.

Jack off to woodchuck pr0n just like John Bolton? How much wood could a woodchuck * if a woodchuck could * wood?

Dead rabbits and Billy English.

Are raisins really just retired grapes are are they really dead flies?

Australian speed limits are ****** fearful too low and most Western Australians drive like they are in a funeral procession. You are not dead yet, go for it!

Having to s**t 14 times in one night. Usually after a dinner in Tijuana.

Nothing scares me. Not even death. Well, maybe success scares me. But not death.

JW Frogen. I should come back and talk to me more often.

And then I mock the dead.

I indicate in the wrong direction in round a bouts.

Phil Collins voice sounds like your car breaking down on a busy freeway. Worst singer in the entire history of not just song, but the evolution of sound itself.

I do not understand where my car keys are?

Indigenous people were masters of fire and fire control. We are morons. Thus endith the lesson.

I am not going to pretend I am devastated by Kobe Bryant's death, I just did not follow the NBA or him, though a father dying with his daughter in such a way hits the heart, any father and daughter, but there is one interesting fact about his life that resonated. He missed more shots than any...

Time to find your inner Rick Grimes bitches.

Life mate. It is a terror, a never ending suffering, a thrill ride, a roller coaster, a wonder and a gift. Do not give up mate.

Christmas to me has always been just a big wanking festival. New Years day, that is the big one. How much have you ****ed up your life in the past year and what are you going to do about? Or * it up again?

I drive with my lights off at midnight.

I mock dead Iranian paramilitary leaders whose name sound like a Subway Sandwich. Goodbye Soleimani, Naaaaaaa naaaaaa naaaaa naaaaaaaaaa Hey hey .............goodbye!