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  1. King Corey

    Player Watch #47: Cooper Trembath - signed end '26 - 17 goals in first 7 games - Rising Star nom Rd4 - re-signed until the end of 2029

    It sure as shit won't be Larkey teaching him that bit, I know that much.
  2. King Corey

    Oppo Camp The Non-North Footy Discussion & Matchday Chat Thread (NNFD&MCT) - PART X

    Threatening to kill an opposition player wasn't an unsightly look for the game though.
  3. King Corey

    Opinion Commentary & Media IX

    This x1000. There are so many indicators the place is a farce. Makes Utopia look like a case study of Japanese continuous improvement. For all their faults the place didn't seem so all over the joints prior to Dillon taking the top job. You can almost trace the free-fall into organisational...
  4. King Corey

    List Mgmt. 2026 Trade and List Management Thread

    They've certainly played the long game.
  5. King Corey

    Opinion Commentary & Media IX

    Hearing Mensa is weighing up Jay Clark's ongoing membership after hearing him actually speak.
  6. King Corey

    Player Watch #37: Cooper Harvey - Extends to End 2026

    Translated: The people who want Cooper Harvey to be in the seniors are forbade from hoping for this -If- they also condemned his output in a practice match against Melbourne. And I agree. You should never shift your opinion on a player regardless of their demonstrated form.
  7. King Corey

    Preview 2026 National Draft Thread

    Looks like master networker Twinkletoes has an upcoming young poster gunning for his spot.
  8. King Corey

    Preview Changes v Sydney

    Fine. We'll win the toss
  9. King Corey

    List Mgmt. 2026 Trade and List Management Thread

    Hearing Willem Dafoe pretty close to signing too.
  10. King Corey

    Player Watch #10: Colby McKercher

    Yeh he's been a dick mo doubt. I just find her attacks on our very existence a lot of more insidious. One is a pickpocket, the other is trying to violate us.
  11. King Corey

    Player Watch #10: Colby McKercher

    You're saying that just to draw fire to Cornes. Caroline has gone after plenty of selective and unfair targets with a particular fondness for our club.
  12. King Corey

    The What Could've Been Champions......

    Big 210cm McGuinness patrolling the half back line.
  13. King Corey

    Player Watch #10: Colby McKercher

    Caroline Wilson is far more a legitimate bully but half this board pull their punches on her as if they're going to set back gender equality by criticising her.
  14. King Corey

    Training 2026 Training Reports

    Knowing our luck a hot dog gun would misfire and land one 60 out from our goal and half our side would come roaring out like rampaging Tony Locketts and snare themselves.
  15. King Corey

    Training 2026 Training Reports

    Could we apply that to a few blokes currently in the seniors too?
  16. King Corey

    List Mgmt. Next Generation Academy Discussion

    Collingwood have inadvertently discovered Oscar Van Hattum has indigenous heritage and plan to list him to help develop the game.
  17. King Corey

    Training 2026 Training Reports

    It's lucky they would only watch wearing full Swans paraphernalia out of a sense of honour.
  18. King Corey

    Training 2026 Training Reports

    Yeh no way Sydney would be able to see us secretly train at a 60k seat stadium.
  19. King Corey

    Opinion Commentary & Media IX

    Strangest morally correct action from a morally bankrupt party since Gary Glitter decided to cancel his Working with Children accreditation.
  20. King Corey

    Opinion Commentary & Media IX

    Aunties and testicles wee man. And if the weird goggle dude converted from his charity free for Carlton then who knows how it'd have played out on Good Friday.
  21. King Corey

    Autopsy Autopsy against Cats - 15 straight

    Strangely he doesn't seem to feature in sprints or distance leader boards from the game but... Metres Gained: Holmes 802 Simpkin 513 Guthrie 509 Mannagh 459 LDU 438 Head to Head Battle: LDU 438 + McKercher 405 = 843 Defeat Holmes 802 Yay.
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  23. King Corey

    Player Watch #27: Jack Darling

    Helmut McHappymeal.
  24. King Corey

    Preview Changes v Sydney

    Defensively he'd go alright if Rosas decides to sit down and protest in the goalsquare Gandhi style. Then again even then...
  25. King Corey

    Autopsy Autopsy against Cats - 15 straight

    Looking through the main match metrics, most were surprisingly similar. eg marks, tackles, frees, clearances etc. Even most individual metric top 5s were evenly split. The differences that did that stand out: Geelong 21 goals from 60 i50s = 2.85 i50s per goal North 13 goals from 50 i50s = 3.84...
  26. King Corey

    Preview Changes v Sydney

    H a p p y m e a l Search your feelings.
  27. King Corey

    Opinion Commentary & Media IX

    Shut up and polish the post match review turd.
  28. King Corey

    Player Watch #27: Jack Darling

    Unironically credit to Brady and Clarkson for bringing in Parker and Darling to give us some much needed senior stability on their lines.

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