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  1. Lance Uppercut

    AFL Player 32: Ben "Buckets" McKay

    that's funny because I think he's 100% shit already
  2. Lance Uppercut

    AFL Player 26: Archer May - MCL injury (minor), listed as test

    Finally some good news. A week off to freshen up and back next week
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    AFL Player 30: Nate Caddy - "I'm leaving this club, definitely, for sure"

    the irony is you are now getting offended and pissy about a different opinion being expressed...
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    AFL Player 15: Dyson Sharp

    because he wasn't dropped. He was injured. Now he's recovered. You know, like how it usually works
  5. Lance Uppercut

    Unofficial Preview Anzac Day vs Collingwood Sat 25th

    Robey, Farrow and Sharp!! 😍😍😍
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    AFL Autopsy Loss to the Suns

    hold our beer
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    AFL Player 26: Archer May - MCL injury (minor), listed as test

    given the truism about big guys taking longer, I reckon May is tracking pretty damn well. Also, if he continues to improve at this rate he'll be the best player in the comp by bout mid-year
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    AFL Player 5: Elijah Tsatas - dropped 😱

    he's looking like a solid AFL player which is pleasantly surprising and gratifying. Has some good strengths and appears to have worked on and obviated his weaknesses to a significant degree. I think most (including me) had written him off but if we can get at least some ROI on him we are in a...
  9. Lance Uppercut

    AFL Player 11: Jade Gresham

    he's still a hungry selfish prick, frankly
  10. Lance Uppercut

    AFL Player 45: Tom Edwards

    he demonstrated some impressive aerial chops today. Along with his competitiveness, skill and and his footy smarts, he is giving me some serious Nic Martin vibes. If he can become half as valuable to us as another semi-mature-aged midseason draft diamond I think it almost starts to cover that...
  11. Lance Uppercut

    AFL Autopsy Loss to the Suns

    Disappointing but great effort and if we're not making finals then brave losses are the perfect outcome really
  12. Lance Uppercut

    Autopsy AFL 2026 Round 6 - Suns v Bombers Sat April 18th 1:15pm AEST (People First)

    Ah well. Great effort
  13. Lance Uppercut

    Preview Round 6: Gold Coast vs Essendon, Carrara, Saturday 18/04, 1:15 AEST

    what the actual **** is this shit??
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  16. Lance Uppercut

    Autopsy AFL 2026 Round 6 - Suns v Bombers Sat April 18th 1:15pm AEST (People First)

    Nope. Suns ins are imposing
  17. Lance Uppercut

    NO TROLLS Elijah Hollands (GC-Carlton): Recent Developments & Mental Health Wellbeing

    mate, if you think whatever he was on is performance enhancing then I don't know what to tell you
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    Preview Round 6: Gold Coast vs Essendon, Carrara, Saturday 18/04, 1:15 AEST

    those are some scary ins for Cold Toast
  19. Lance Uppercut

    Autopsy AFL 2026 Round 6 - Blues v Pies Thurs April 16th 7:30pm AEST (MCG)

    Voss must stink like a corpse
  20. Lance Uppercut

    Autopsy AFL 2026 Round 6 - Blues v Pies Thurs April 16th 7:30pm AEST (MCG)

    Lol @ Cartoon
  21. Lance Uppercut

    Autopsy AFL 2026 Round 6 - Blues v Pies Thurs April 16th 7:30pm AEST (MCG)

    Wow, both of these teams suck arse
  22. Lance Uppercut

    AFL Player 2: Jacob Farrow

    him in a Hawthorn jumper would be sickening - a composed, skillful player with a sky-high ceiling
  23. Lance Uppercut

    News AFL overhauls Academy and FS bid matching, discussing draft lockout

    wait, you think the AFL will implement the new system partly out of spite towards Port Adelaide? lol
  24. Lance Uppercut

    Autopsy AFL 2026 Round 6 - Suns v Bombers Sat April 18th 1:15pm AEST (People First)

    just hoping for no cyclone
  25. Lance Uppercut

    Preview Round 6: Gold Coast vs Essendon, Carrara, Saturday 18/04, 1:15 AEST

    this is almost a haiku, which would be the only way it makes any kind of sense
  26. Lance Uppercut

    Coach Men's Senior Coach: Brad Scott

    even Brad looks bemused
  27. Lance Uppercut

    Recruiting AFL Draft Watch 2026

    what the ****? Horne-Francis and a future 1st for an unproven player? Holy shit. Now do it for what we will have to pay for Bewick when another club bids
  28. Lance Uppercut

    AFL Player 28: Xavier Duursma 🏹

    lol, Zane has a loooooong way to go before he's fit to clean Xav's boots. He may get there but he also may not
  29. Lance Uppercut

    AFL Player 2: Jacob Farrow

    I'm not so sure. Mountbatten-Windsor is a butcher who goes missing. There's a fair bit of buyers remorse around him as well
  30. Lance Uppercut

    Multiplat Crimson Desert

    Seriously though, the map for this game is INSANE. I have been playing absolutely flat out and there's so much I haven't seen. But also so much I have seen - rainforest, desert, snowy mountains, caves; and it's all absolutely packed with hidden secrets. It gives you the genuine feeling of...

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