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Shout out to all my fellow Jake Waterstans out there. We knew our boy had it in him!

Had em both in my goalkicker multi that's already won at $12. Thank you, my underrated kings! I'd love to see Snake boss the second half and finish with 6 or 7. Would be massive for him I reckon.

Looking hard for any green shoots, but they'd probably be bindi anyway.

Just finished watching the replay after work and holy hell, our boy is going to terrorise the league in a couple of years time. Unironically already our best player. "But he's more developed than his peers and will be found out at AFL level!" Nope! He's still a teenager but almost impossible to...

I honestly thought Rotham was going to be a gun lmao

Time to unleash Petch's Paddock on an unsuspecting competition

It's a rough gig in a crap team, but I'm looking forward to Waterman getting a proper crack at full forward. Time to sink or swim, Snake. I've been defending you against the haters and losers for years, so please don't beclown me!

+Good stuff from the kids. I'd much rather be us than Port, as we at least have some hope of joy in the future. +Petch goes bang! - The awful crowd. Multiple people on the hill yelled at me to sit down, despite my best efforts to explain it's a standing section, not a lay on the grass and...

Mods plz permaban

I was just putting on a doomed multi and kinda surprised when the Last Five Games thing reminded me we won two and lost another by a point. Tenth on the ladder seems fair, really.

I've written three previews and they've all been 100pt losses, so let's see if I can break the streak with St Kilda in rd12.

Going to this and couldn't be more hyped to see our beautiful golden child Harley spread his wings! This is presumably how a Christian would feel if they had a GA ticket to the birth of Jesus.

My wife joined the pub tipping comp with a clever strategy of choosing the exact opposite tips to me, and now she's up 3-1. s**t!

If all goes well, we're not going to lose a clearance between 2026 and 2032.

But if Gaff has to dust off his famous right hook at some point...

I'm going to this, but mostly just to wave coquettishly at Harley Reid. I hope he notices!

Sounds good! Let's ditch our crappy song and just have the team do a pre-game Swan Lake instead

If our beautiful boy Harley is happy then I'm happy.

Nah * it, our savage young midfield can just don't-argue it all the way to the goalsquare.

I like how the first of Reid's highlights was him almost botching a chest mark. Looks like we've got our Darling replacement!

Lmao put a speculative five bucks on Hogan to kick five goals at $18 and convinced he's somehow trolling me now

C'mon Giants! FINISH THEM.

Sure but he also botched two easy set shots Naitanui would've kicked, which finally settles the debate over the best ruckman of the era imho. Just watched the replay after working late. Compelling game, but damn there was a lot of absòlute dogshit footy. Might as well eliminate both teams and...

annihilates HR guy with a devastating finisher outta nowhere "What? Didn't you say it was RKO Day?"

It was a character-building shitshow, really. I first started watching footy in 1990 and didn't truly understand sucking until the Judge years. Sitting through garbage like that and our post-crack era made years like 2018 all the sweeter, and so ìt shall be again. Loved watching the kids this...

I still reckon he could be a decent foil for Allen as an old-school full forward if he stays fit and has a vaguely competent midfield kicking to him, but we'll see!

s**t yeah. I'm one of his bigger fans around here, but I'd jump at a two-year contract if I were him. Also, if he goes on to be a gun, that third year would be a lot more lucrative when it's time to re-sign. Weird call imho.

According to rumour, our king blew vape smoke in a Collingwood recruiter's face. No idea if it's true, and if so, if we put him up to it. Would be pretty cool if we did though!

Tbf we've only seen one face of Foley. Let's draft him again and see if we get Cactus Jack or Mankind next time!

We should at least get him a vape to blow all over Norf's recruiters.