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It's a one hour flight once every couple of weeks and a night in a hotel, not a FIFO 14 day stint working 12 hours a day. We do have disadvantages but travel really isn't one of them

when im bored i usually just touch myself

i got arrested for breastfeeding in public once i mean im a man and the kid wasnt mine but i was still offended

I used to work for one those computer support companies that will come out to your house and fix your computer for you. We had a phone call one day from a customer who wanted help with a new computer. I thought this would be an easy job, so I go to the clients house and Sam Reid answered the...

not even the best movie with fred in the title

i would rather listen to my neighbor commentate this and im not sure he speaks any english or understands afl

its just the general scuttlebutt

i wish, im on BF from the prison computer at the moment https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-arrested-for-masturbating-groping-ems-worker-during-transport-report/

If you counted the number of seconds from now until the eventual heat death of the universe and multiplied it by 4 you would be approaching something near the amount Richmond are going to lose by

Reid is the sort of bloke who would get cheap fried chicken, put it in a KFC box and pocket everyone's change

i read that sam darcy is really just 3 short people in an overcoat

if jobe watson was any denser he would probably collapse in on himself and form a black hole

What happens if the player has no hands?

Take the covers off and turn it on. Proceed to lick the individual electrical components. The one that doesn't hurt is the broken one.

I'm an animator but on dates I pretend I'm some kind of investment banker I'm generally known for x Ray cat and zebras in america

What did you get me

It's my birthday today everyone has to be nice to me

wtf would anyone have a baby

BT sounds like someone has nicked the jam from his doughnut

Nah, just my right hand Or the left if I'm feeling ambi curious

3? What a loser I'm good for at least 6

It's OK but it's no Freddy got fingered

"Board members at Microsoft decided in 2020 it was not appropriate for the tech giant’s co-founder, Bill Gates, to continue sitting on its board as they investigated a romantic relationship with a female employee that was deemed inappropriate, the Wall Street Journal reported. Microsoft...

Gandhi didn't like the salt tax but loved being a Joseph fritzl level sex pest

freddy got fingered freddy got fingered 2: electric boogaloo son of freddy got fingered freddy got fingered: the reboot freddy got fingered and the dead horse

wouldnt christmas be better if santa gave you presents every month instead of all at once?

there has never been any proof that there have ever been any lost cosmonauts. many have been confirmed as hoaxes with no conclusive proof ever found for any of the alleged incidents. one of the alleged lost cosmonauts died in 2010, which seems improbable if he died in space

I don't really want to hang out with gralin

The worst part of the Olympics is having to listen to f**king know it alls every 4 years You don't know s**t about fencing, stop pretending you do Here's a good Olympics sport - let's take everyone who actually likes the Olympics and put them on a spaceship and shoot them at uranus