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    What's your job and do you like it?

    I'm an animator but on dates I pretend I'm some kind of investment banker I'm generally known for x Ray cat and zebras in america
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    What did you get me
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    It's my birthday today everyone has to be nice to me
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    wtf would anyone have a baby
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    Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 1 - Pies v Swans Friday March 15th 7:40pm AEDT (MCG)

    BT sounds like someone has nicked the jam from his doughnut
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    Nah, just my right hand Or the left if I'm feeling ambi curious
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    3? What a loser I'm good for at least 6
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    Prisoners - Hugh Jackman

    It's OK but it's no Freddy got fingered
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    "Board members at Microsoft decided in 2020 it was not appropriate for the tech giant’s co-founder, Bill Gates, to continue sitting on its board as they investigated a romantic relationship with a female employee that was deemed inappropriate, the Wall Street Journal reported. Microsoft...
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    Gandhi didn't like the salt tax but loved being a Joseph fritzl level sex pest
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    Your go-to TV comedies

    freddy got fingered freddy got fingered 2: electric boogaloo son of freddy got fingered freddy got fingered: the reboot freddy got fingered and the dead horse
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    wouldnt christmas be better if santa gave you presents every month instead of all at once?
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    there has never been any proof that there have ever been any lost cosmonauts. many have been confirmed as hoaxes with no conclusive proof ever found for any of the alleged incidents. one of the alleged lost cosmonauts died in 2010, which seems improbable if he died in space
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    I don't really want to hang out with gralin
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    The worst part of the Olympics is having to listen to f**king know it alls every 4 years You don't know s**t about fencing, stop pretending you do Here's a good Olympics sport - let's take everyone who actually likes the Olympics and put them on a spaceship and shoot them at uranus
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    You're the voice muthaf**ker try to understand it Make some nizzoize and make it clear
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    Alas! My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    Oh my God work sucks massive dongs
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    Hahahahaha... Stroke
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    Hahahaha... Longest
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    Actors & Actresses you just don't like!

    Christopher reeve Selfish prick didn't give two shits about disabled people till he fell off a horse
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    Preview 2024 Round 01 Thursday March 7 v Melbourne 7:20 @ SCG

    So I recently got a new job in the produce department at woolworths in paddington. It's a pretty cushy job and generally i can hide out the back most of my shift. One morning, Sam Reid came in and asked me if we had any 'organic pears' in the back room because the ones up front 'didn't look...
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    F1 2024 thread

    the fact riccardo is in that car at all is ridiculous. liam lawson deserves that drive way more than riccardo does
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    F1 2024 thread

    hi im max verstappen. i win every pole, race and fastest lap. my car never breaks and every safety car, penalty, crash and weather event somehow all end up benefiting me. i hope you all enjoy watching it every two weeks for the third straight year. i dont know why people dont like me.
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    I couldn't ever get into it. Not enough clown sex
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    I'm Edward James olmos in disguise Lorraine bracco smells like toilet water
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    About $3.50
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    I'd bang an 86 year old for lots of cash
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    Or an orgy in a really tiny car
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    FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

    I'm sure you can find it if you look hard
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