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Yeah, sure, whatever.

Oh yes, Dracula Untold. Meant to start Universal's attempt at a monster movie version of the MCU, yet it never went anywhere.

All this Red Dwarf talk just so happened to fall on the day I wore my London Jets shirt to work...coincidence?

This Sunday! It's the final round of the Blue League in SFAEW! Let's see what we've got in store... por_please_ya, Strigoi and Callums_Guns defend their Trios Champinships against MWPP, Dingster and Test Tickle of the Las Vegas Bears (or should that be tony's Famiglia?) ahead of...

In the words of the late, great Tony Lynn 15:

Top 10 list idea: The top 10 TheInjuryFactory media threads.

big_icky and Mrs Turbo start brawling in the bar room. big_icky executes a lariat against Mrs Turbo. They're brawling up the tavern's stairway. big_icky is handed a road sign. big_icky takes a swing at Mrs Turbo with the road sign, but she gets out of the way. Mrs Turbo snatches the road sign...

And in your main event of the evening: big_icky makes his SFAEW debut by jumping into the deep end: signing up for Mrs Turbo's Bar Room Brawl challenge!

They lock up. Ocha905 hits okeydoke7. A portion of the crowd is booing Ocha905. okeydoke7 chops Ocha905. Ocha905 chops okeydoke7. A portion of the crowd is booing Ocha905. Ocha905 hits okeydoke7. okeydoke7 hits Ocha905. The cheers for okeydoke7 are drowning out the boos. okeydoke7 chops Ocha905...

Secondly: Ocha905 searches for his first win against okeydoke7, who's in his first match back since losing the Intercity Championship!

They lock up. The Majestic executes a double-axhandle to the back against KohPhi. The Majestic executes a rolling elbowsmash against KohPhi. The Majestic attempts a flying senton, but KohPhi moves out of the way. KohPhi performs a brain buster against The Majestic. Numerous fans are using KohPhi...

I'm Late! You know what than means! It's time for SFAEW's Midweek Madness! Kicking us off tonight: In a battle of old faces that we haven't seen in the ring for a while, KohPhi takes on The Majestic!

What I do with Bonz after hours is of no concern to you. Unless you want to join us, of course.

I think we'd rather go for puce.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand RollerCoaster. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Elliot's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his...

Goddamnit, there's always a typo simewher.

Dragons of the World: Unite! You have nothing to lose except Greenery!

Excellent! I'll throw you into the deep end: you'll be debuting tomorrow night in Mrs Turbo's Bar Room Brawl Challenge!

New list idea: Top 10 things about TheInjuryFactory.

Well if you don't like what my staff prepared, then...look, I'm just glad you're not the health inspector. We may or may not have had an infestation of tapeworms in the kitchen.

Losing streak wouldn't have happened if serial_thrilla hadn't driven Wilbert K. Pringle out of the developmental system. #NoPringleNoDragons

Championship board updated. Senor M The Filth Wizard serial_thrilla Loonerty Mrs Turbo por_please_ya Callums_Guns Strigoi

serial_thrilla throws Elton John's Wig back into the ring. Chief is back on the job. serial_thrilla punches Elton John's Wig. serial_thrilla punches Elton John's Wig. The crowd erupts. Elton John's Wig chops serial_thrilla. Elton John's Wig chops serial_thrilla. The crowd is vociferously booing...

serial_thrilla uses a bodyslam on Elton John's Wig. serial_thrilla runs into the ropes. Elton John's Wig misses with a clothesline. Elton John's Wig goes for the Mandible Claw, but serial_thrilla counters it with a kneelift. serial_thrilla executes an open-handed chop against Elton John's Wig...

serial_thrilla tries a dropkick, but Elton John's Wig steps out of the way. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on serial_thrilla. serial_thrilla is valiantly trying to break the hold. serial_thrilla makes it to the ropes after 16 seconds...

serial_thrilla goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Elton John's Wig blocks it. Elton John's Wig knocks serial_thrilla into the ringsteps. They're brawling inside the ring area. Elton John's Wig hits a facerake on serial_thrilla. Elton John's Wig hits a kick to the head on serial_thrilla. Elton...

They lock up. The Filth Wizard, pantskyle and brahj come to ringside. Elton John's Wig hits serial_thrilla. Elton John's Wig further incites the crowd. serial_thrilla punches Elton John's Wig. serial_thrilla chops Elton John's Wig. The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening. serial_thrilla...

And in your main event of the evening: serial_thrilla takes on Elton Johns Wig in a No Holds Barred match, with a future shot at the Tag Team Championships on the line for Elton and TheInjuryFactory!

TheWizardMelon attempts a release dragon suplex, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a jawbreaker. JoshWoodenSpoon uses a back suplex on TheWizardMelon. The crowd is going into a frenzy. JoshWoodenSpoon goes for an inverted suplex, but TheWizardMelon blocks it. TheWizardMelon uses a spinning...