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  1. CH Jazz

    Preview Changes vs Carlton

    For the 5th week in a row, an oppo half back running / intercepting defender will be BOG. Saad will have a field day and put up career high numbers. It might even be McGovern! That fat campaigner hasn’t played a decent game of football since he wore the tri colours. Time for him to tear us...
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  4. CH Jazz

    Game Day Crows v Dees - Gather Round for a Crows Win

    It’s like a drinking game that no human can survive. Drink everytime we bomb it into the 50 with no plan and a key defender takes an uncontested intercept mark.
  5. CH Jazz

    Preview Changes Rd 4 vs Melbourne

    Wake the fu** up Nicks! This is what a ruthless three time premiership coach does after one bad loss (following two wins). Several senior players dropped, kids given their chance. Our selection is appalling. 44 years old and now convinced that I won’t live long enough to see another cup lifted.
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    Scandal Marlion Pickett - In Custody for multiple offences - Later bailed.

    Was Rioli also involved?
  8. CH Jazz

    Opinion Sack Hinkley 8 - "Ask me in August"

    Ken to Norf in 2024!
  9. CH Jazz

    Autopsy AFL 2023 Round 9 - North v Port Sat May 13th 2:10pm AEST (Blundstone)

    If norf just weren’t in the 2024 fixture, how long would it take for you to notice? I reckon a good 6 weeks for me. Irrelevant is an understatement.
  10. CH Jazz

    Game Day North v some sanfl club

    You can see the scoreboard yeah?
  11. CH Jazz

    Analysis Hawthorn rebuild: are they tanking?

    Operation Harley under major threat.
  12. CH Jazz

    Fixture Gather Round - SA announced as host for next 3 years 2024-2026

    Yeah, and some teams will get hawks twice this year and others will get the cats twice. Gold Coast will get even more draft hand outs to reward being pathetic no doubt. Saints are commercially unviable and are handed cash like it’s nothing. Non-MCG based clubs have to play the GF at the G...
  13. CH Jazz

    Autopsy AFL 2023 Round 5 Gather Round - GWS v Hawks Sun April 16th 3:20pm AEST (Norwood)

    Fu*k me. At the ground and it’s boring as bat s**t. All the atmosphere of a paedophile’s funeral.
  14. CH Jazz

    Review Good vs Carlton, R5 2023

    Me too!
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  16. CH Jazz

    Most Boring VFL/AFL Player Encounters/Sightings.

    I have it on good authority there is an unlicensed rub’n’tug out the back of that particular establishment….
  17. CH Jazz

    Scandal Tarryn Thomas charged with 'threatening to distribute intimate image' + driving with suspended license

    I’m all for taking the piss and am pretty quick to stir the pot for shits and giggles, but the latest video actually really got to me. Just got back from a family Easter break and driving interstate with my 2 daughters in the car. To think they could be wiped out by this scumbag for the sake of...
  18. CH Jazz

    List Mgmt. List Management 2023-24

    Players of colour typically go from Port to Hawks yeah, not the other way around.
  19. CH Jazz

    Review Round 2 vs Richmond - The bad, ugly and abysmal

    Good: Up to our necks in the race for Harley Reid. Bad: Up to our necks in the race for Harley Reid.
  20. CH Jazz

    Unofficial Preview GWS Giants v Adelaide Crows Sun 19/3/23 1.10pm AEDT (12.40pm SA time) at Giants Stadium

    I find it funny that the AFL staff writers don’t even know who Jones and McSpud are to bother adding them as notable absentees. Throw Murphy in that boat as he won’t make the bench. May their names never grace a Crows team sheet again.
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  22. CH Jazz

    Prediction Ladder Prediction 2023

    Dees Lions Cats Dogs Freo Pies Swans Crows Blues Tigers Port Saints Suns Dons GWS Eagles Norf Hawks
  23. CH Jazz

    Most Boring VFL/AFL Player Encounters/Sightings.

    Work at a very large corporate. Cripps was in the lobby for a few hours this week fulfilling a sponsorship obligation. Boring AF.
  24. CH Jazz

    Past #26: Tarryn Thomas [Part II] - will honor his contract and play on at NMFC in 2024, so says the reality TV manager

    Speaking from experience, it’s great fun watching a seemingly deadbeat loser get sacked from your club because he can’t go 5 mins without cocking up only to watch a decent club provide the support and environment needed for said loser to collect an AA blazer and slot 4 through the big sticks on...
  25. CH Jazz

    Training Preseason 2022/23 Talk & Media/Social Media etc.

    McPherson like for like crapness. McHenry and Murphy yes I’d have them in before Jones. They occasionally play a role, kick the odd goal.
  26. CH Jazz

    Training Preseason 2022/23 Talk & Media/Social Media etc.

    At least McHenry looks moderately interested after he takes a mark 35m out and scans the field for a target to pass to as the shot on goal is beyond his range.
  27. CH Jazz

    Training Preseason 2022/23 Talk & Media/Social Media etc.

    I’d have every player on the list ahead of Jones. Offers absolutely nothing.
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