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  1. Bearded Carpenter

    Injury Blue Healers Discussion - 2024

    This type of adversity galvanises a club. Next man up. Players and club sense something special this year. So do I, do you? Watch the club/ team respond on game days. Like a blue healer, we have mongrel now.
  2. Bearded Carpenter

    Autopsy 2024 Rd 6 Premiership Quarter Blue Blitz hands Giants their first loss

    Just woke up, dreamt of me and crippa doing the heel and toe polka. Looked at the time, 4.58, add it up, 17. It’s our year.
  3. Bearded Carpenter

    Preview 2024 Rd 6 Carlton v GWS Saturday April 20 4:35PM (AEDT) @ Marvel Stadium

    Will be Pitto’s fault. I got angry at the traffic coming home being too slow, blamed Pitto.
  4. Bearded Carpenter

    Universal Love Footy Related Things we are still cranky about -

    I genuinely thought Sentana’s kick up Clokes clacka was going to be a turning point.
  5. Bearded Carpenter

    Universal Love Footy Related Things we are still cranky about -

    In what world are we to believe that Crippa would shop at cash converters. Dimmeys on the other hand…
  6. Bearded Carpenter

    Autopsy 2024 Round 3 Bruising Blues Too Much For Roos

    Cripps taking his top off after a game should be pixelated.
  7. Bearded Carpenter

    Autopsy 2024 Rd 0 - Harry kicks the winner vs Lions

    Voss and co should be applauded for the mongrel they have injected into this team. Tonight wasn’t pure class rather an inner desire to win that is hard to quantify. Similar to when you are super hungry and refuse a balanced diet and go hunting for dim sims to smash. So wrong it’s right.
  8. Bearded Carpenter

    Autopsy 2024 Rd 0 - Harry kicks the winner vs Lions

    Brisbane too good at home. They are better than us. No weitering or Walsh. No one picked us. Haven’t won there in a decade. 40 plus points down. Premiership quarter of old. We claw it back and win. Kids now in bed. Get to the chopper. Helicopter is out.
  9. Bearded Carpenter

    Autopsy 2024 Rd 0 - Harry kicks the winner vs Lions

    Watched it on delay. Just finished. My 10 year baby girl refused to go to bed. She did a somersault into the bean bag at the siren. This is what it’s about.
  10. Bearded Carpenter

    Injury Blue Healers Discussion - 2024

    Well done mods on the no discussion thread. I can’t stand it when this thread gets bumped…
  11. Bearded Carpenter

    Bluemour 'Silly Season' In Full Swing XXXV

    Amongst all the back and forth, if you look hard enough, there is something blossoming. We are witnessing something magical.
  12. Bearded Carpenter

    Bluemour 'Silly Season' In Full Swing XXXV

    I think dexters arms have just starting spinning.
  13. Bearded Carpenter

    List Mgmt. 2024 List Management 📃

    We had a mate when growing up, we used to call him Bigfoot Kevin. One of his feet was considerably larger than the other. When we played cricket, he always had issues getting his front foot forward, his bigger foot. Playing off his back foot, he was sublime. We worked him out, pitched it up...
  14. Bearded Carpenter

    Autopsy 2023 Preliminary Final Blues brave season comes to an end

    Took my 13 year old to watch the game at princes park, she hasn’t been very invested in football over the years. She was one of many of the younger generation that was mixed with privileged older supporters. She started off a bit timid but got invested and animated more as the game went on...
  15. Bearded Carpenter

    Preview 2023 Preliminary Final Carlton vs Brisbane Sat 23rd Sept 5.15PM @ Gabba

    Eldest daughter (13) had a chance to go to her friends birthday for a sleepover tonight. She said she’d rather be with me. Win tonight please Carlton.
  16. Bearded Carpenter

    No Oppo Supporters Essendon* - 6900 & Beyond - Carlton Posters ONLY!

    What fuel do you use in your flux capicitor?
  17. Bearded Carpenter

    Autopsy 2023 Semi Final Blues win a thriller!

    Split second before crippa does the post game interview with Abby. Turn the volume up.
  18. Bearded Carpenter

    Autopsy 2023 Semi Final Blues win a thriller!

    It’s been mentioned that Gawn spoiled Oliver’s goal hasn’t it?
  19. Bearded Carpenter

    Autopsy 2023 Semi Final Blues win a thriller!

    Love. Lots of it.
  20. Bearded Carpenter

    Autopsy 2023 Elimination Final Blues hold on in a thriller

    Said it since he joined our club, Martin’s eyebrows are the best in the business. If you squint you’ll see right one says norm and left says smith.
  21. Bearded Carpenter

    Preview 2023 Elimination Final - Carlton vs Sydney Friday 8th Sept 7.50PM @ MCG

    I’m up. Took a moment to ponder and piddle. Everyone’s asleep, something NQR. I’m buzzing but the world around me is too quite. Feel awkward, agitated, it’s unusual. I feel like there is some pressure in me feet and hands, something needs to give. Need some fresh air. The moon is...
  22. Bearded Carpenter

    Preview 2023 Elimination Final - Carlton vs Sydney Friday 8th Sept 7.50PM @ MCG

    Bye weekend. Yeah, you. You suck.
  23. Bearded Carpenter

    Past 35. Ed Curnow

    Odin has a seat reserved for you Ed in Valhalla right next to him when it all said and done. Until then, do tours and overnight stays at the pond for the faithful please.
  24. Bearded Carpenter

    Game Day Around The Grounds Rounds 21 - 24

    Let me clear my throat, Kick it over here baby pop, And let all the fly skimmies, feel the beat, Mmmmmmm drop. * em
  25. Bearded Carpenter

    Autopsy 2023 Rd 23 Blues win by 4 in heartstopper. We're playing finals baby!

    * luck Our jobs not done
  26. Bearded Carpenter

    Autopsy 2023 Rd 23 Blues win by 4 in heartstopper. We're playing finals baby!

    3.14am equals 17 I’ve lost the plot.
  27. Bearded Carpenter

    No Oppo Supporters Essendon* - 6900 & Beyond - Carlton Posters ONLY!

    Anyone for lawn bowls?
  28. Bearded Carpenter

    Autopsy 2023 Rd 23 Blues win by 4 in heartstopper. We're playing finals baby!

    Can’t sleep. * I love Carlton. Replay. And give some of what stigs having.
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