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  1. Byron Porkett

    "He played like a girl" - is it time we concede this comment should now be used as a compliment

    Although still an aesthetically difficult game to watch, the bravery and courage of women's AFL games is undeniable. The impact collisions are a throwback to the men's game of yesteryear when players would attack the ball and contest with little regard for their own safety. So given the amount...
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    SA's Closed Borders - time to lock the fu**ers in and throw away the keys

    As Scum Australia closes it's borders to the world (as if anyone wants in anyway...), we have been presented with the chance we've been waiting 160 years for. The opportunity to finally annex from the colony of filthy barrel hoarding, public dunny hanging out (no offence Tyreboyz), pie floater...
  3. Byron Porkett

    Matthew Nicks Sack Watch

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    The Baytchelor

    It has come to my attention that a few desperados who spend most their days flogging up this website could do with a good sheila. A difficult task perhaps given the caliber of some of these certified fruit cakes but nevertheless, as a romantic, I hold glimpses of hope. Let's marry them off so we...
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    BREAKING NEWS @byronporkett: Mashing Informant 3838 Banned Accounts conviction quashed. The following posters now eligible for Ghey 13 Access

    On the back of the sensational Gangland conviction verdict, it has come to light Masher 3838 (either Bayer_ or subaru) was equally compromised by sending noodz to Starburns_ in return for favours of posters being banned. Chief, please reinstate the following accounts: CrazyKenny Porked04...
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    Yet another reason to Lol @ Norf - current ex Norf players now coaching have won more flags than Norfs entire pitiful history

    Faaarken lol @ Norf. The only 3 coaches they've produced in the last decade have now won more flags than the entire history of this basketcase of a club. And they won them at non-Norf clubs to complete the troll. Lol Norf
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    Is it time the Big 4 (Port, Geelolong, Essendon and Collingwood) expand to become the Big 5 and invite the Tuggers in?

    Although they're certified m0ngs, they do have a few dozen fans and are generally passionate supporters. Unlike the current Big 4 (Port, the Cats, Essendon and Collingwood), the Tuggers lack the on-field success and sustained brilliance of the incumbents. Sure they won in 2017 in the age of...
  8. Byron Porkett

    A Dent Repairers Guide to "If AFL Players were dents...."

    It's a well known fact that dent repairers/crash repairers are the lowest paid, Tier 5 profession. Most live in squalor on the brink of poverty chasing hail storms and praying for collisions. Which is why to help this struggling industry, I've stepped into the mind of a crash repairer (and in...
  9. Byron Porkett

    Post your farewells to the Corio flog posters in here - today is the last you'll see of them until trade time

    Farewell dear Corio flogs STPer18 RedVest4 (although still likely to waste all day here) chefmeister ChappyUK you sh*t truck tossa Banana Bread Tyler Durden007 Mr Blicavs Geelong Dynasty FurTheWin See you in October various Scatter flogbuckets
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    Well known Camry poster who's name is a non-Toyota vehicle clobbers fan at AO in disgusting display of violence

    What a pathetic display. This cow (who will all know) really should be banned for life Would like to see all the SJW leftie c.Ucks come in here and slam this appalling violence against men. My people have put up with it for far too long.
  11. Byron Porkett

    BREAKING NEWS from Byron Porkett2: Full strength flag favourites RichM0ngo only defeat injury ravelled bottom 10 side by 6 goals

    Bad luck Tugger DHs, based on today's performance you're going nowhere in 2019.
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    To my beloved Camry Drongoes to whom my taxes pay your welfare.....

    subaru Drakescoffeecake Cleric SaltPeter Red mist (you bumbling buffoon) GROTTO Maddogmetro Darbs662 (sorry mate) crowmyzone DangerSloane gocrows (nurse lemming franger)
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    Not many flogs will admit it, because he's a chuggers' favourite; but Rory Sloane is a s*it truck player

    Calling it now. Has never averaged more than 25.5 touches in a season. Has no distinctive weapon like the premier midfielders. Ordinary kick, rarely hits the scoreboard and lacks leadership. For a player so universally chugged, has only ever been an AA once, and was lucky to get that. One of...
  14. Byron Porkett

    History Will South Australia ever recover?

    Although South Australians will tell you it was the collapse of the State Bank that brought the state to its knees, it hasn't been the same since Don Dunstan was Premier. Being the only state that was "settled" by non-convicts, the state has always looked down at others with contempt. Which is...
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    Tag a Frog Thread

    Frog 24 frogger FROGGR froggy1976
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    Even more Important Announcement

    I have it on better authority Chrif is cutting costs and as such he is looking to remove one of the Bay 13 mods. I think they’re all doing a great job and would hate to see one of them get laid off. To make Chrif re-think this decision, you all need to pitch in and make more divvy-able threads...
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    Bay 13 Community Notice Board

    Hi Flogs, Chaseton, the_interloper, Elite Finger Twirler and HumanMeatball, Recently I suffered an eInjury. Due to some online indiscretions, I lost my ability to make Threads, react to posts and melt on walls. As such, I probably came across as a rude ignorant flog not providing reach arounds...
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    Friendly advice to all the Camry Crow fans (aka NDIS recipients) crossing the Torrens Bridge to watch their rabble lose to Port this weekend

    Enjoy your pending loss tossers :$ Plastic club who cannot retain players due to racial and cultural problems captained by a potato with a moustache. Their Bigfooty posters undoubtedly the worst on this cesspit of a forum - FOTY's (subaru), ice riddled flogs (crowmyzone), rambling...
  19. Byron Porkett

    *VINTAGE BAY* The Monthly RedVest24/7 BigFooty Addiction Graph

    That's right floggos, for those who have concerned for Vesty's whereabouts of late, please track the flog on the above Graph. It has been modelled carefully on his 17hr per day posting, petulant tantrums, days wasted flogging up TazHawk's wall and attempts to wean himself off this forum. Post...
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    "Poster Wants a Life" - Let's all help an insufferable Bay regular

    That's right flogs, our beloved attention whore of a flog RedVest4 has tried and failed pitifully in his attempt to boycott the Bay. Carlton's rebuild, Kennett's premiership plan and Port's Shanghai experience have all been more successful than RedVest24/7 trying to stay clear from these parts...
  21. Byron Porkett

    How can we lure Hawks flogs back to the Bay

    Post your ideas how we can entice our Hawthorn friends back to the Bay while their club goes into recession - Tell them the Bay is now an exclusively gentleman's only Board (we'll get 48% back) - Give them the password to the RedVest4 account (I_Heart_@Tigernator) - Free trip to Tasmania...
  22. Byron Porkett

    If a flag in the city is worth 2 in a bush league..

    .......then Port are still the GOAT AFL team! That's right dickbrains', no matter which way you cut the cake, the Port Adelaide Football Club is still the most successful professional team in Australia. 37 flags; that's more than most can count on this forum. Imagine being a pleb team stuck...
  23. Byron Porkett

    2018-19 Lol Norf June 30 Balance Sheet

    Ahhh the corporate life; slapping the Secretary's on the arse as they walk by, charging long lunches with Dazlington to clients on the corporate card, flog nights out with Chaseton and RedVest4; really makes me pity the blue collar plebs and their panel beating/nursing professions. Another...
  24. Byron Porkett

    Remember when the AFL world chugged Aaron Naughton?

    Well, what a spud he has turned out to be. After his downhill ski over an injury-riddled Tuggers, he's kicked 7 goals in 6 games and going at only 10 touches. That's Tyrone Vickery level of spudry. A lot of flogs and media chuggers shot their glubber after the Richmond game saying he was the...
  25. Byron Porkett

    It's when players flee the Camry Nest, that they perform at their Best

    Quite conceivable that 5 AFL Clubs (nearly 1/3 of the competition) will have an ex-Camry in the top 3 of their B & F this year. Brisbane/Charlie Cameron. One of the great small forwards. Was treated with cultural disrespect at the Camry Band Camp and told them to G.A.G.F. Camrys decided to...
  26. Byron Porkett

    A jovial insult to STPer18 and his sCats cronies taking the Greyhound back home to Corio after their loss to Port Adelaide tonight

    Thanks for stopping by and supporting the basketcase local Lol West Horsham economy. Enjoy your loss DHs, I hope your Greyhound gets a flat tyre on the journey home and the RACV call out Zeboyz to fix your bus :$:straining:
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    Jake Melkmash

    What crime is worse than pinching like a little girl? Squealing like a little bitch. I hope whatever punishment Stratton receives, Melksham recieved double. Pathetic behaviour from a club who should be concerning themselves with winning a game rather than belting the mashy mashy mash button
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    Joelel Flogwood is a terrible, dog of a fiancė

    They say a bloke should spend 3 month's worth of salary on his fiance's engagement ring. I certainly did with Mrs Ps $200k pink Argyle diamond. This rule has been an unwritten code for years and years, from the wealthy and elite to the South Australians with their zirconia rings from Prouds...
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