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Don't know whether to be angry, sad, or throw up. Probably a bit of each.

someone is going to give you an ass whuppin for that one

Look jathanas I love you man, but this has to stop. I get that a lifetime of seeing iceberg lettuce added to Greek Salad has warped your soul, and I understand truly, but this kind of revanchist pineapple on pizza jihad you have going in response must end. You are free to boo loud and often if...

I think the only option left is to turn all yesterday's umpires into a soup-like homogenate. I just need a bigger one of these.

I keep wondering when I am going to wake up from this covid fever dream and find these miracle wins never happened. Until then I'm going to enjoy the feeling. ******* awesome.

apparently arsehole pony is a tautology after all. who knew.

Feeling alive again and rat is coming up negative though this cough is as persistent as a Mick Gayfer tag. Just in time to have to do lots of housework. The pony has transferred his affections to his owner now his owner is home which is a relief.

Out Krueger in Kelly Out Ruscoe in Murphy Out Pendles ( rest) in Adams And maybe Out Elliott in Reef

I am in awe. Sublime. Oh and Nick Daicos is not of this Earth.

Trust the stache people. The stache trusts you.

The cat got really pissed off at me coughing and stalked off to sleep on Darren's brother's bed instead. It just looks at me with disdain now if we meet in the hallway. I get the feeling the pony would probably accept a spot on the bed but I don't think that is a good idea.

* Covid. I feel like s**t, everything tastes bland , I cough like I have a six pack a day habit and I keep feeling like I'm freezing. If I wanted to feel like I'm living in the UK again, I would go to the ******* UK. * this. Mostly just angry to be missing Anzac Day. On the plus side...

As long as you don't take liberties with pineapple on pizza

I think Eric Bischoff's book was called "Controversy Creates Cash" so being a Collingwood supporter makes sense :P

The freaking pony got out somehow and went straight for the hay stores. Lots of bales carefully wrapped in plastic, instead of feasting on one of them he bit his way into each and every bale breaking the seals and throwing s**t everywhere and had a bit of a taste. The woodchipper is for the pony.

Glad you are back on your feet TGG. Sounds like a rough ride. Hope it is plain sailing from now on. I am supposed to be looking after horses and people this week but have come down with the Rona and people are having to look after me instead. Flat on back. The cat is using my head as a pillow...

And Dean should be called NASA because he's spent more time in a Moon boot than on the field.

I love the way Bellarine kind of moved and swallowed Portarlington. Or Ocean grove merged with Queenscliff And I never knew I swam regularly in the Indian Ocean.

Judging by the size of the calves there, I don't think that can be jathanas

Pissed off they made him apologize but I guess that is what is required to make the pearl clutchers go away. Would have preferred a more robust response along the lines of "none of your business, and perhaps we could talk about the human garbage trying to use this to make hay inside and outside...

As for doing nudes and the like, seriously who gives a stuff if it is all consensual? My contempt for the media, especially Murdoch, has reached the pure white heat of a nova with this one. Their hypocritical holier than thou confected bullshit to sell clicks is destructive, grotesque, and...

Bollocks (just keeping with the 'bag' theme)

I might be crazy but unless he is an idiot (and his management is asleep) the obvious response is. 1) I have no idea what the * this is, and I'm not even sure the pictures are of me 2) If you are suggesting the text indicates a poor attitude to women - prove the text was anything to do with...

Maybe Oleg can stalk Daniher, like stalking a deer on the Highlands, every time he looks back he catches a glimpse of a stache that he knows makes his look like a a small creature died on his top lip, and the shame of that comparison makes him curl up on the ground and weep for his dignity.

Pretty obvious its the stache. That stache has volume. Gravitas. Personality. It will be a 19th player on the field, an undeniable presence, an edge. Fly knows.

I'm an astrophysicist. I would like to think I can have a personal relationship with Uranus

I am ok with censoring anal food personally

Thai chicken with mango sauce. Awesome. Got to say jathanas and DinoSoar are missing some of the best flavour combinations out there.

Pineapple pizza is awesome Apricot chicken casserole is the bomb But best of all, hawaiian beef casserole straight from the Women's Weekly recipe book. Chef's kiss.