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  1. Elmer_Hauser

    BigFooty Death List Game 2026 : Dying To Play

    My Andy Mountbatten-Windsor selection is looking juicier by the day. You know what to do M16 ...
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    Meltdown Post here if your team has never begged for members to give money to the club in their will

    Surely this is far more embarrassing than Luke Sayers public junk photo scandal ?
  3. Elmer_Hauser

    Opinion Is this rock bottom?

    You guys are much better than the dross you served up today Don't read to much into pre season games, no way are my Carlton boys better than the Lions. I do think your club has a serious Clarkson problem though. Has a Malthouse at Carlton stench all over him. MY Dream scenario is The AFL...
  4. Elmer_Hauser

    Game Day Hahahaha omg!!!!!1!!one!!

    I've Been alive for 4 Carlton flags floggo. Technically 5, if you consider my Mum had me in her womb during the 1979 GF (born Jan 198
  5. Elmer_Hauser

    Backfire How’s the serenity?

    That's honestly the nicest thing/greatest compliment i have ever had in my life, aside from the plaudits my Mum and Girlfriend give me.
  6. Elmer_Hauser

    Backfire Its official - Carlton are back as contenders, post your tears and apologies here

    We took the Swans to the cleaners in the Curnow trade. Our new Mosquito Fleet foward line kicked 9 goals in their first official hitout and also had a quarter plus of freed up Salary Cap Space in last season's trade period. The bloke who built Hawthorn's recent Dynasty is now calling the shots...
  7. Elmer_Hauser

    Backfire How’s the serenity?

    Thanks Big Guy Its Ramadan I will be on my best behaviour for next 30 days than i get back to Elmo Unleashed
  8. Elmer_Hauser

    Post here if the inaugural captain of your club wasn’t Robbie f@&king Fox (embarrassed face)

    Reminds me of how male dogs can manage to lick their bollocks tbh That meme also applies to Collingwood supporters
  9. Elmer_Hauser

    Backfire How’s the serenity?

    Lol i got no points for my day off. I made the mistake of posting on an incorrect thread i wasn't supposed to. No need to get your nipples all crinkled about it lol
  10. Elmer_Hauser

    The Pool Room

    Well played Ze Elmer :$
  11. Elmer_Hauser

    The Pool Room

  12. Elmer_Hauser

    Days Since Essendon Post your fear here as future GOAT Nate Caddy destroys your pathetic backline

    zackah Cads kicked 4 in a praccy game v Kardashimond apparently Exciting times :$
  13. Elmer_Hauser

    Mastertrolls who deserve the Bay's respect

    Is this the peak troll/shitpost of 2026 ? Saw it on Reddit last night lol
  14. Elmer_Hauser

    Off-topic Welcome to the off season ladies and gentleflogs

    Welfare check on Pistol Night
  15. Elmer_Hauser

    Post here if your team has beaten the reigning premiers this year

    I am having Lizzie and Nellie withdrawal symptons zackah and Dinsdale :(
  16. Elmer_Hauser

    Post here if your team has beaten the reigning premiers this year

    Lovely goal Coleman scored in the first quarter and seeing his teammates rush around him in delight. Feelgood moment. Just like Jagga Smith's first gosl
  17. Elmer_Hauser

    Backfire Its official - Carlton are back as contenders, post your tears and apologies here

    Did you see Adam Saad torpedo the goal from almost 75 metres out ? In NBA lingo, he drained it from Downtown !
  18. Elmer_Hauser

    Backfire Its official - Carlton are back as contenders, post your tears and apologies here

    Our 3 new recruits kicked 9 goals tonight. We will be fine. The Swannettes have a crap backline, no one is going to stop our new mosquito fleet
  19. Elmer_Hauser

    Post here if your team has beaten the reigning premiers this year

    :$ You guys will be fine, you had at least a 6 best 22 players missing, but tbh some #concerning signs from Neale
  20. Elmer_Hauser

    Post here if your team has beaten the reigning premiers this year

    Best of luck with your Studies Kabs, but you are coming across as rather Melty :$ Well played Z V23 !
  21. Elmer_Hauser

    Game Day Hahahaha omg!!!!!1!!one!!

    Been a bad week for Colonwood flogs on the bay
  22. Elmer_Hauser

    Backfire Its official - Carlton are back as contenders, post your tears and apologies here

    #Ainsward kick a combined 6 goals. Jelly everyone ?
  23. Elmer_Hauser

    Post here if your team has beaten the reigning premiers this year

    Enjoy another 2 win season for The Tugs
  24. Elmer_Hauser

    Backfire Its official - Carlton are back as contenders, post your tears and apologies here

    Gotta love footy First 10 year old to have an impact at AFL level already. Boy oh Boy Wow Wee #youf
  25. Elmer_Hauser

    Official Match Thread Season 41, Round 3: Roys FFC vs East Side Hawks at Brunswick Junction Oval

    Booking my GF tickets as i speak. Some nice off season recruits to fill the vold of selfish ball hog Curnow , Ainsworth, Byrne and Hayward. The good guys/heroes of footy are back !

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