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    Gold Coast will win a flag before Fremantle and Orange Plastic Gnats (future Flogstradamus)

    I am back Dimma to get those plucky talented Sunnies to salute in a flag in a few years (after a Carlton three peat dynasty natch) They have the talent and gravitas, something Madam Kingsley's Plastic Oranges and J-Low's fail mantle lack.. Side note i have a female friend in the Carlton...
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    Simon Arnott - Better than 90 % of the 'biscuts' on Richmond's 2024 list.

    Well he was. And shows how crap and talentless the Tiges current list is.
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    Who will be 2024's most disappointing/under performing team (home and away season)

    Every year there is a team or team that is hyped / pumped up to have a big crack in September but for a variety of reasons, have an absolute shocker home and away season and fall short of expectations. Last season it was The Dogs, they could be thereabouts again this year (not making finals)...
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    Carlton Premiers 2024 Preview - No 5 Adam 'he's our cerra pie' Cerra

    Another prestigious talent and future premiership player and brownlow medallist Carlton poached from our feeder club, the poverty riddled Fremantle Dickers. Let's be honest, Freo have been as embarrassing since Bill Clinton and his infamous cigar incident with Monica. Seems like Billy Clit-on...
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    Fixture Carlton Premiers 2024 Preview - No 4 Oliver 'Bergkamp' Hollands aka The Dutch Destroyer

    I honestly don't think its an exaggeration to suggest that Carlton's young buck Oli Hollands is as naturally talented and gifted as worldwide footballing legend Dennis Bergkamp The kid has all the tools, gut running ability and sheer talent to go down as an all time top 10 AFL player...
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    Fixture Carlton Premiers 2024 Preview - Jesse 'Hip Hop' Motlop, another Blues star plucked from our Freo Feeder Farm

    Hearty thanks for Adam Cerra, Blacers and now Hip Hip Mots from your silly, unsuccessful club Freo, whose only existence is to develop players who will eventually better themselves at Vic Clubs (Hawthorn set to poach Serong in a couple of years) Hip Hop Mots is an unabashed fan favourite at...
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    #BreakingNews Sam Kerr officially gone past Sir Dumas Bitterman as Australia's GOAT team playing sports person

    Aside from the fact Bradmam was an utterly detestable and obnoxious and bullying figure (both during and post his cricketing career) our Sammy really is smashing all kinds of records, especially on the global sporting community. It's absolutely disgusting and shameful to me that Sammy's...
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    Fixture Carlton Premiers 2004 Preview - No 2 Lachie 'Moo' Cowan aka The Davenport Bull

    https://www.afl.com.au/news/860608/whats-the-morrish-the-tasmanian-quiet-achiever-lachie-cowan-with-elite-numbers This kid may not be a part of our 2024 premiership team (too many players ahead of him in a similar position) but definitely a future Carlton FC and premiership player on the making...
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    Off-topic Bon Voyage Little Davey Warner you cheating flog

    FInally a thread and event to unite all Bay Flogs regardless of which club we support HOW SWEET IT IS !!
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    Fixture Carlton Premiers 2024 preview - No 1 Jack 'The Italian Stallion' Silvagni

    Starting daily, I will be treating the Bay for my concise and accurate assessment of the Premiers 2024 and our playing list, what a treat you flogs you have in store for the next 6 plus weeks or store. Let's start with JSOS, or Jack as I prefer to call him He is the Luke Skywalker of the AFL...
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    Fixture King 'Charles' Curnow 100 goal watch in 2024

    This King is a hybrid of Lebron James and Lionel Messi, and I think he is primed to be the first player since Budwah to kick a Ton (even before the finals) next season. He had the pedigree, talent and power to do it, especially being fed from maybe the best midfield the AFL has seen since the...
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    HAPPY BLUE YEAR - 2024 CARLTON PREMIERS

    Just wanted to be a big shot at create Big Footy's first thread of 2024 !
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    Game Post here if your team is *guaranteed* to finish above Richmond in 2024

    The only team I can see the Tuggers finishing above next season is 2024 ! They are in deep **** and its going to be so good to see them crash and burn down the ladder over the next.5-10 years !
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    Halal Meat - an intelligent and mature discussion (Racists and Vegans stay away)

    Given the insensitive and personally exclusive Thread of the Year Thread that was the best Ham thread, I think it's time we have an Halal meat and education thread, esp for those ignorant and culutal savages who think it's a barbaric butchering of meat (what sanctimonious wank)
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    Off-topic Vale Bay 13 Icon and Melbourne Cult Icon Legend Franco Cozzo

    Devastating news. A true working class lad and entrepreneur Uncle Franco was . Shattered by this news. Good night sweet prince crying
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    Game Day AFLW GF - The pride of Victoria, North Melbourne vs Plastic Interstate McFranchise Brisbame Lionesses

    Let's go Shinboners, bring back another trophy back to Victoria where it belongs ! Also want to see the bay bathed in Grand Uncle Horace salty tears :) :north:
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    NBA Week 6 Thread - I'd rather anything than watch Jordan Poole

    Man that sucks. Another serious injury, this time to one of the rising young stars of the NBA. Only bright spot is that it could have been worse.
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    Game Day AFL Draft Night 23 - Which bust will Dodo and * Select tonight. Prayers for Harley Reid to save him from the dump that is WCE

    Another night to laugh at Essingtin as we head down the path to 8000. Also hopefully someone please step in ans save Harley Reid from a fate worse than death, being draft to Worst Coast and forced to live in Perf ?
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    Think Tank Post here if you think we should have footy on Christmas Day

    With the fabulous news we have 2 games on Good Friday next season, I think it's honestly time as our country becomes more secular/less Christian and more multi cultural/faith and atheist based, we should play exhibition/pre season games on Shitmas, sorry Christmas Day... I want sporting...
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    Player Watch 2024 Brownlow Medal Predictions

    I'm going with Noah Anderson of the Suns Gold Coast should be aiming for their inaugural finals debut next season under Dimma, and Noah is now a proven vote getter (such as this season's count proved) and I really don't see many of his talented teammates taking votes away from him, although...
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    Roast AFL 'round zero' What a load of crap ...

    https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/stop-being-so-precious-afls-round-zero-fixture-plan-declared-stupid-as-vic-issue-blamed/news-story/4c8b9402ab1490161a7d305f1f4216c1?recommendedCount=0 Sounds like a load of pretentious clap trap/garbage to me. For the record, I don't mind if Carlton and...
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    NBA Week 3 Thread

    I suppose an argument can be made that until Tatum wins a ring, Giannis still the best player in the East. But that's the only player that can be considered. Embiid certainly can't be considered given how he always chokes in the playoffs. Confident Tatum will get the most all star votes in the...
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    Essendon Finals Win Drought - When will it end ?

    As some of you may know, today mark's 7000 calendar days since Essendon's last final's win. I am curious as to when we all think this dubious stat will end, given the wealth of resources the EFC has and their resources, its really inexplicable that a club of that stature has never been able to...
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    Happy Ani7000ersy Essendon (OP is a pencil dick)

    The magical day has finally arrived !
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    Game Day The Official list of Bay Participants in No Nut November 2023

    zackah Footy Is The Win Triggering Tiger Saveloy Rockstar Maya Sol charcoalchicken STPer18 Aristotle Pickett Chief
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