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    Player Watch #24 Dane Rampe

    Bigfooty seems to have made Sir Dane a quasi-whipping boy & almost pensioned him off. But watching him yesterday reminded me of why he’s a champion. He just knows when to go up for the spoil, when to stay down, where to go to stop his opponent leading out …. and does everything with 100%...
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    Autopsy Round 8 vs Melbourne Demons

    In regards #6, I know I’m being narky. But I was frustrated when Turner I think it was kicked a goal late in Q4. He ran unchecked from way outside 50 and launched the bomb. Curnow should have been awake to it, but had switched off. He’s clearly a huge asset to the side. But the defensive focus...
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    Autopsy Round 8 vs Melbourne Demons

    Just got home from the game (and a trip to the pub to celebrate). Some observations (I’ll start with the negatives, then move to to good stuff). 1. I remember Horse saying AFL games are hard to win. They are. But today, I thought it was our perhaps our worst performance of the season (Hawthorn...
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    POTY 2026 Round 08 Swans v. Demons

    5. Rosas 4. Rampe 3. Heeney 2. Armatey 1. McDonald YP. Sheldrick
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    Preview Rnd 8 Vs Dees Sun. May 3 SCG 15:15

    An Auskick parent saw Grundy getting a massage.
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    Game Day 2026 Non-Swans Game Day Thread and Discussion

    When Harley Reid announces his desire to be traded to Geelong, all hell will break loose & everything will be possible in the panic. But I maintain that if I could recruit 1 West Coast player, it’d be Ginbey.
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    Game Day 2026 Non-Swans Game Day Thread and Discussion

    I’d add “talent”, “spirit” and “leadership” to the list of “lacks”. PS: nobody put this on a whiteboard please.
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    Game Day 2026 Non-Swans Game Day Thread and Discussion

    I just made myself a cheese and tomato toasty (with a dash of seeded mustard). Magnificent play. Far more interesting than Brisbane v Essendon.
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    Game Day 2026 Non-Swans Game Day Thread and Discussion

    Ever heard the term vexatious lawsuit?
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    Game Day 2026 Non-Swans Game Day Thread and Discussion

    My god, he really said that? It’s basically saying to some of your clubmates “I think you should be delisted so your money can go to me”. Classy.
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    Game Day 2026 Non-Swans Game Day Thread and Discussion

    I just feel sorry for the poor little Auskicker who has a douche for a parent.
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    No Oppo Supporters 2026 General AFL Discussion (Non Swans Media and Discussion)

    The last 45 seconds of the 2005 Grand Final was probably the most thrilling football ever. But If it was played today, there’d be umps blowing whistles for all sorts of stupid reasons: - multiple players running off the mark after Cox took the grab (stand rule violations) - protected zone...
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    Game Day 2026 Non-Swans Game Day Thread and Discussion

    The rules have become so hideously complex & finicky, the games have become grossly over officiated - which is infuriating. Memo to the AFL - stoppages are not ruining your “product”. You are.
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    Game Day 2026 Non-Swans Game Day Thread and Discussion

    It’s odd that they haven’t switched to another Brave team. Kangaroos, Carlton, St Kilda & the other perennial duds never get the commentary love the Bravedogs still do.
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    Preview Rnd 8 Vs Dees Sun. May 3 SCG 15:15

    Did the journo interviewing Cox really ask “What does Isaac bring?”
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    Things That Shit Me the Eighteenth

    People who get in the lift to go 1 floor when there’s stairs available.
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    Game Day 2026 Non-Swans Game Day Thread and Discussion

    I think in the case of a draw, a totally “random” song should be played. For example, Essendon draw with West Coast - play “He’ll never be an old man River” by TISM.
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    Preview Rnd 8 Vs Dees Sun. May 3 SCG 15:15

    The philosophical debate is known as Curnowdinger's Cat.
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    Preview Rnd 8 Vs Dees Sun. May 3 SCG 15:15

    Swans board, it is my solemn duty to inform you that that our erstwhile colleague & weather guru Mr Donza has unfortunately become a cheese-board & Chardonnay consuming Melbourne supporter & was last seen in transit to Mt Buller.
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    Preview Rnd 8 Vs Dees Sun. May 3 SCG 15:15

    Did you know that a gawn is a small tub, used to ladle liquids? So a max gawn is presumably the larger version of the standard gawn. DQ - teaching you something “useful” every day.
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    Preview Rnd 8 Vs Dees Sun. May 3 SCG 15:15

    Debut, Post & Vespertine are to music what Heeney, Errol and Grundy are to the Swans.
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    Game Day 2026 Non-Swans Game Day Thread and Discussion

    David King’s incessant harping about a few players drives me up the f***ing wall. He’s clearly trying to drive the cult of celebrity, rather than analyse the game in any meaningful way. He’s officially gone past BT as my most despised commentator.
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    Game Day 2026 Non-Swans Game Day Thread and Discussion

    Hacks a floaty bomb to a pack. Pure genius!!!!
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    Preview Rnd 8 Vs Dees Sun. May 3 SCG 15:15

    FFS, stop naming Gus on the bench. How’s that?
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    Media Swans Talk in the Media 2026

    Yes, that would be petulant too. The arguments about the academies has become a game of "opinion ping-pong", with statements out of various club executives becoming more and more hysterical with each return shot.
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    Media Swans Talk in the Media 2026

    Unpopular view incoming: Pridham's statement was silly. We are not "developing players for the benefit of other clubs" - we are developing players with a view to strengthening the talent pool and game in NSW. If Pridham's position were to apply, what's to stop (for example) Claremont saying...
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    Preview Rnd 8 Vs Dees Sun. May 3 SCG 15:15

    I suppose it is worth remembering that in the corresponding game last year, Melbourne towelled us up by 50+ If you look at who really hurt us, it wasn't the usual suspects - it was bloody Ed Langdon and Christian Salem, of all people. Plus Kozzie. Having said that: - our forward line that day...
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    Preview Rnd 8 Vs Dees Sun. May 3 SCG 15:15

    Ha, appreciate it KC - but going with a bunch of mates from my old cricket club in Sydney & I reckon it might be a bit rowdy!
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    Preview Rnd 8 Vs Dees Sun. May 3 SCG 15:15

    Flying over for this one. Got front row seats. Here's hoping for a nice sunny day!
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    Preview Rnd 8 Vs Dees Sun. May 3 SCG 15:15

    Wonder who Melbourne will sack after we beat them?

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