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I took my laptop to a repairer. It wouldn't power up. They told me a week later that the hole to insert the charger was damaged. They said that they could repair it, but it would cost heaps. However there is apparently a second hole that I could use. So, there it is ... I'm using that and...

Not ideal.

Please excuse the intrusion. Tigers definitely a chance. Good inclusions. Tigers $4.40 on Sportsbet. Ridiculous odds. I'm having a nibble at that.

Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

"Having escaped the lion's den, Mr. Lehrmann made the mistake of returning for his hat."

Justice Lee is a very very clever man. Witty as well. Check out highlights from his judgment in the Lehrmann defamation case. https://www.theguardian.com/law/2024/apr/15/bruce-lehrmann-defamation-verdict-judgment-judge-justice-michael-lee-best-lines-brittany-higgins-ntwnfb Well worth the read.

Hope Jake Waterman doesn't have a day out against the Demons, as per his efforts v Richmond on the Sun-dy.

Get a room ....

He was great in Blackadder ... series 3 & 4.

Apologies for the intrusion. Essendon thrashed Demons in gather round last year.

I saw Andrew Leoncelli about 6/7 years ago at a restaurant (Stokehouse). I recognised him. I introduced myself and told him that I had been telling the women at my table about his matchwinning goal. Without further ado, he walked over to my table, and showed them (the women) a clip of him...

No ... just making conversation. Oopsy.

Here's the thing. My local cafe was closed for a few days while some internal painting was done. It re-opened today. I ordered my usual latte. I mentioned the painting to the manager, the lovely Kelly. I asked whether the painting had been completed, and then made the comment that I hadn't...

Match at Doglands. Jordie McKenzie having a set shot for goal from 15 metres out. Didn't make the distance. Similarly at the MCG (Punt Road end). Trengove having a set shot from goal from 30 metres which didn't make the distance. That's when I knew that the poor guy was physically 'shot'.

My neighbour's cat spends a lot of time in my house. Likes to sleep on my bed. I went out the other day when she was in the house and inadvertently locked her in. For hours!! When I got home, my son who was staying with me while in Oz (sadly he lives O/S) informed me that the cat had sh@t in...

Marty Hore is a pretty good replacement for Lever. No one can really replace May, but Petty is a premiership defender, so he's the next best. Only issue is his capacity to run out full matches.

#funfact Billy Gibbons is the only member of the band whose contributions made it to the final mix of the song. Keyboard bass and drums played/programmed by their producer.

Only if he could talk Wil Minson out of retirement.

Well done Swans. Always good to see the filth lose.

Master tactician ... elbow opponents in the head.

That didn't age well.

Or even a mouse flap.

Who's Taylor Swift? I presume he's a singer?

Did you refer to him by his full title "that piece of filth" or perhaps "POS" ?

Oysters are supposedly an aphrodisiac. I ate a dozen of them the other day. Only 11 worked.

Dolly Parton once entered a celebrity look-alike contest as herself – and lost. The contest was held in a San Francisco club. In order to somewhat disguise herself, Parton exaggerated her features with makeup. However, she got the least applause of all contestants, and ultimately lost to a drag...

I just read an interview with Rebecca Gibney. She described her husband as 'the nicest human on the planet'. The world population is 8 billion. I'd be surprised if Ms Gibney has met all the other humans to enable her to make that judgment. Having said that, it would probably be reasonable to...

Or Triplechins Macguire or Gazza 'Billy's mate' Lyon?