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So, upon which poor bugger are we going to ladle all our hopes and dreams and wild schemes for quick redemption?

How different would the Weavils team photo have looked after this derby (if they bothered to capture the losers)? This time around little Michael Walters from Midvale artfully arranged Barrass's daks right around his ankles. Twice.

Hayden and Young. Our MVP last night and just a *en freak competitor. Thank you, Hayden. You were yuuuuge all night and instrumental in making the reset and deciding to play our game. Also, if our biggest problem is if Serong or Brayshaw should be next skipper, then we don’t have problems.

I was genuinely annoyed that Bailey got weirded out by his start against GWS and kind of just disappeared. The fact* is no-one has been given the poisoned chalice that is the medisub role as often as Bailey Banfield. And no-one has padded up so manfully as Bailey; stood up to receive the...

No-one needs a reminder of what happened last time a cyclone called Tracy visited a farflung Australian provinicial centre. I don't think it's possible to do 7.2 billion dollars worth of damage to Geeeebung, but I'd like to see Josh try. Very strong feeling brewing that this game may be the one...

For a Tasmanian, he's very Fremantle is our Moose, isn't he? If you saw him outside the markets with a didgeridoo, you'd be certain he'd twirled a flaming stick before. He knows when the secret pizza joint is open. Give him an apple, a knife, a beercan and a couple of minutes and you'll be...

Mark of the Year Nomination Goal of the Year Nomination Rising Star Nomination

Really. Sure, you might have seen photos or video of someone or some people purporting to be Valente, but has anyone actually ever seen him? Please list any possible sightings below. Let us know how you were sure it was him.

I love everything about this person. The way she goes about it should be bottled. The bottles should then be delivered straight to Matt Taberner’s house, along with some instructions on how to open them. Anyone who loves our Great Game should watch the clip of Laura Pugh’s first goal in the...

Now, I operate under the assumption that you, like me, have committed to memory every jumper punch, every head push, every sly clip and every beautiful act of of footballing bastardry Josh Carr ever dished out when playing for us. The story goes that Mark Harvey and Josh would lock themselves...

Super important for us in the third quarter against the Pies. Super important. He was in everything. I’m glad we got him.

More direct score involvements than a Gosnells drug moll. More pressure acts than Ron Jeremy's utensil ring. More pure footy goodness than we probably deserve. The first goal Cerra ever kicked for Freo, Mitch "The Cow" Crowden was running alongside him as he went through his run-up - to be in...

I did some quick sums at the beginning of the year. Apeness (best said in a faux French accent) has been on our list for twentyseven years and has played - including games for Peel - a grand total of 32 games. He's done his knee again and must be thanking his huge googly-eyed God that he is...

I can't believe he is escaping the wrath. I begin mouthing off about his hacktastic kicking as soon as he marks the pill, just so I have enough time to fit in all the hatred. Mentally cooking Duffield was a mistake Lyon should grow to regret. Pissing Duff off has left us with Ibbo as the only...

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/blogs/2013/02/tame-impala-performs-elephant/ Hofner-weilder wearing oldschool Freo scarf.

For a while here on the weekend it seemed as though the GFC have a special Testicle Cam service which the true Cats fan can subscribe to and receive a constant feed from their favourite player's spoof trough. All the tough guys zooming in on Chappy's Chaps were outraged at Ballantyne for...

It goes without saying that anyone with a beating heart and the slightest bit of taste or good sense wants you blokes to cary off the big one, so fight the good fight for all that is right. Can someone tell me who used to appear in the Sainters Fox footy show with Milne - the one where they...

Is the tennis traitor related to the football traitor?

I like reading your signature, it reminds me of this: 00, 02, 03, 04, 06, 08, 09, 10, 11, 14, 18, 25, 28, 29, 30, 31, 33, 37, 43, 45, 46, 57, 65, 74, 79, 85, 92, 94, 98. Nice little club the Swannies...

In a thread concerning the leadership at West Coast, some clown calling themself Frodo posted this: "I don't think Wirra is a leader. It's difficult to be a leader as an aboriginal unless you are super confident. Racist comment maybe but I think it is true." "Wirra" of course being David...

I am in possession of some promotional material from a preseason game between the Sainters and Freo circa 97 in which Kingsley Hunter is featured and in the accompanying interview he declares that if he wasn't playing AFL he would be a male model. Vision, poise and a great understanding of...

Other than the draft, how do blokes get on a rookie list? Actually, it would be nice if someone could explain the whole rookie list situation to me. I know interstate rookies get put on a 3-year deal and that locals get a 2-year deal.

I was just wondering if Aaron Sandilands had completely slipped under the radar as a forthcoming draft prospect. It seems a bit strange if he did - the dude is 209 cm tall.