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    England’s World Cup win will always have an * next to it due to one archaic, stupid rule

    It’s sweep shots. They played lots of them and everyone knows sweep shots don’t count.
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    Are you a bear

    post in this thread if you are a bear strictly animal bears only or else
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    Society & Culture Having rocks thrown on your roof..what to do??

    Past two nights this has happened...rocks being thrown onto the roof in the dark before 9.30pm. So my question is what to do? Go out they see me and think that's a laugh. Ignore? Call cops? :(:(
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    Cars & Transportation Correct abbreviation for abbreviation?

    Let's settle this highly contentious issue once and for all. (And just so you know if you choose "abbrev." you're wrong)
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    Home & Garden Laughing at the poor

    i seen a lot of laughing at the poor and slow happening chrisco thread and the kmart one othersbuddy let me tell you if you were so rich and smart hey you wouldn’t be here with 34,000 bigfooty posts looking for self affirmation at 1am in the mornning on your 2009 acer lappy hey why not leave...
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    How many posts before Gralin locks this thread?

    My money says somewhere between 3 and 5
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    What’s the deal with airline food?

    What's with it? A few traits are: - Could this stuff taste any worse? It's, like, "Thanks, but no thanks. I'm still stuffed from that huge bag of smoked almonds!" And what's with that beef stroganoff they serve you? It's looking at you, like, "Come on! I dare you”. And the guy next to me, he...
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    Tar cow

    Someone has left a cow completely covered in tar my driveway. What can I do? #legally (Obviously they'll be gone soon but yeah ideas for next time/others)
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    Conspiracy Theory is north korea made up bullshit

    seeing that propaganda was legalised about the same time and so many weapons accidentally fall into thier hands I'm getting a feeling it's all bullshit all for another illegal war. Bit by bit it's unraveling .... Let's list the bullshit...
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    Food, Drink & Dining Out Roll ups

    Chewy, get stuck in your teeth and not actually fruit in any way, probably difficult to scientifically justify as food really. Uncle Toby's even has the audacity to put them in single-serves like they're some delicacy. What are your experiences with these truly tasteless, overrated snacks?
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    Food, Drink & Dining Out Violet Crumble

    Dry chocolate, stale honeycomb and a general nothingness flavour. People have the audacity to act like they're some kind of delicacy. What are your experiences with these truly tasteless, overrated snacks?
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    Meaningless, compromised premierships

    Listen to me you scumbags. Anyone with an iota of football knowledge knows the difference between hard-earned success and pathetic charity. They know when victory is the result of hard work and skill and when it all comes down to a fluke of timing. They know when a team has really earned a...
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    A Tigers fan walks into a bar

    A Tigers fan walks into a bar. The barman looks across at him and says, "What'll it be?" "One beer, please," the pathetic Tiger says. "I'm celebrating - the Tiges are 5-0! Best team in the comp!" The barman doesn't know much about football but he knows how to talk to lonely no-hopers long...
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    Tassie finally achieve their glorious four-peat they went on about for so long

    Four losses on the trot to start the year. Congrats, you insignificant bandwagoning tossers.
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    hawf are s**t

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    Does anyone know how many clangers JOM had on the weekend?

    Night guys, hope you are well. I was wondering if anyone New how many clangers that Excellent player Jäger O'Mera had on the weekend?
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    Consumer Electronics Have heated arguments about dumb s**t ITT

    Hi Would anyone like to have a heated argument on the internet? You can choose the topic. It can be whatever you want.
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    Congrats Tassie, 2016 premiers

    Congrats to the Tasmanian Football Corp. Inc on a fantastic 2016, completing the quartet of flags in the process. I myself sadly missed a lot of football this year, including the entire finals series. I can only assume from the multitude of shithouse goo chugging threads started by piece of...
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    Flogstradamus Hawthorn will collapse next year

    Watch and Learn. Hawthorn will collapse next year, and those hoping for a return to relevance, better find something else to get their footy juices flowing because it ain't gonna happen. After this years finals embarrassment the scars are unlikely to heal. We saw a team completely choke and...
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    This thread is just vid after vid of Issac Smith choking in humiliating fashion

    I plan to bump this thread permanently. That means forever.
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    Rumour Stringer to Hawthorn

    Hot off the press. In exchange for Hill + early second rounder they'll swap for. You heard it here first.
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    GWS > Tasmania Football Corp

    Listen up you bunch of shitbags. GWS are about to make the finals for the first time, in their fifth year in the comp. You know who didn't make the finals for the first time in their fifth year in the comp? That girlish bunch of flogs (formerly) down at Glenfairie. You know who didn't make...
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    Boomer Harvey: Worst all-time games record holder, in all sports, ever?

    Greetings, you bunch of poorly educated, lower-class, barley literate, pathetic unloved teenagers/immature man children/sad, hopelessly lonely middle aged men who have stumbled upon this brilliantly crafted thread whilst waiting for your sick, low-quality but free-to-view fetish pr0n to load in...
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    Marvel in what norf have achieved

    10 and 5. a 32 mauling in thier fourth straight loss, which by all reports was heavily embarrassing??? after being 10 and 1? And 9 and 0? five losses in six weeks? s**t teams do this. good teams bounce back. by golly, norf are a s**t team. No finals? It's a possibility looking at their draw...
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    The humiliating abject failure of lol norf to keep a lid on their doomed '16 season

    When most teams are on a good run, especially those which struggle to get respect from the footballing public, the overwhelming feeling pushed by clubs and supporter bases is humility. Don't get ahead of yourselves. One week at a time. Let's keep a lid on it. At Geelong in 07' it was a mantra...
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    A biped norf fan walks into a bar...

    A norf fan walks into a bar. The barman looks across at him and says, "What'll it be?" "One beer, please," the pathetic norfie says. "I'm celebrating - norf are 7-0! Best team in the comp!" The barman doesn't know much about football but he knows how to talk to lonely no-hopers long enough...
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    McVeigh backs Sharapova: "It was just vitamins"

    From abc.com.au Former Essendon veteran Mark McVeigh has moved to dispel reports Maria Sharapova used illegal supplements for almost a decade, despite the tennis superstar admitting to doing so in front of world media. The 232-gamer, who played his entire career at Windy Hill, told Melbourne's...
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    Consumer Electronics My buddy calls me 'Boss' and I find this very rude.

    I find this rude and condescending. In fact he calls all his mates 'boss'. I've heard him have a very, very condescending conversation about another mate as well. Is it rude to call someone 'boss'? Should I speak up? What do you all think?
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    Vitamins

    vitamins http://www.afl.com.au/news/2013-02-06/wed-be-shocked-and-disgusted
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    Tassie will be a new team with Hodge next week

    Hello bay. Caught the footy tonight after returning from about a four-week overseas trip. Didn't see Hodge so I assume he was rightly rubbed out for three weeks after that dirty, pissweak (but totally uncharacteristic) sniping act against Wingard I saw just before I left. No doubt this brave...
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