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Hot on the heels of #Okey400, we've got yet another senior Swamprat playing a big milestone. After a low key start to his career at the Demons, the dual premiership player and former Rats skipper philreich plays his 250th game on the weekend against the Old Boys. 2x SFA premierships (S27...

In breaking late night team selection news, it has emerged that okeydoke7 has got his wish, and will be returning to his favoured full forward position. The most controversial moment of season 36 (well the most controversial NOT involving the OOB's) happened when he was moved to CHB shortly...

Alberton Qootball Club The Sin City Swamprats - Established - S04 (2004) - Re-Established - S16 (2013) - Premierships - S6 S27 S29 - Home Ovals - The Underground (main) Alberton Oval (secondary) - Colours - Black and White; Red and Gold We the...

Club media statement The Sin City Swamprats wish to congratulate Firestarter on his 200th game last week. Due to the distractions caused by the okeydoke7 meltdown technical issues, the milestone was not picked up on. A fiery character, this dual premiership Swamprat and season 34 Captain's...

Alberton Qootball Club The Sin City Swamprats - Established - S04 (2004) - Re-Established - S16 (2013) - Home Ovals - The Underground (main) Alberton Oval (secondary) - Colours - Black and White; Red and Gold We the players and management of the...

This week against the Bears sees one of Sin City’s most well known characters reach the 100 game milestone. The Rats’ ruckman, who also hails from nearby the Uruguay River (in Brazil though) joined the club during our golden era and has since become a leader and influence at the Underground...

This week sees a Rats and Bombers legend reach the 450 game milestone. We had hired a limo for him, but unfortunately there was an incident. Rather than wait for a Quber, he decided to take his own transport to the press conference. A capacity crowd at the Underground Stadium were there...

Alberton Qootball Club The Sin City Swamprats - Established - S04 (2004) - Re-Established - S16 (2013) - Home Ovals - The Underground (main) Alberton Oval (secondary) - Colours - Black and White; Red and Gold We the players and management of the Alberton...

Hold on to your juice boxes, this week sees the finest jokester and the co-captain of the Sin City Swamprats, philreich play his 200th Sweet FA game. His CV reads almost as well as Kim Jong Un's golfing record: 199* games (17 Mt Buller Demons, 182 Sin City Swamprats) Captain since mid-way...

This has been a bugbear of mine for a while. We simply lack competitiveness in the air. This year we are ranked 17th for contested marking, and in recent weeks we've lost the contested mark count 20-4 and 12-5. This follows from last year where we had games where we lost the contested marking...

This weekend against his former side, the leading SFA admin candidate will clock up his 200th Sweet FA game. Let’s have a big round of applause for the man otherwise known as Clod and current co-captain of the Sin City Swamprats - Kennedy Parker. The man himself has a mighty CV: 199* games –...

In an unusual move, the Sin City Swamprats have issued a statement confirming a press conference for 0500 GMT today. The spokesrat declined to provide any additional information. Speculation has already started on qreddit as to whether it is covid related, or if it has anything to do with...

Welcome back to the first installment of Ratsmedia for season 32. This week sees one of the all time legends of the SFA reach the 400 game mark. With more premierships than Victoria has had lockdowns*, this legend has seen and done it all in his time in the SFA. Please be standing and give a...

Guys like ROB, Himmelberg and Walker were in full-on self preservation mode all game. No chance they fly the flag for a fallen team mate.

Hint, it’s not the Wonders being de-registered as a club. That’s a bit harsh, even if it would be funny. No, the correct answer is two Swamprats concurrently reaching the coveted 250 game milestone. Two of Sin City’s finest campaigners (yes the swear filter works well) will bring up the 250...

After weeks of resisting posters, PM’s and a change.qorg petition that garnered a whopping six signatures, I have relented and decided that the #ratoftheweek will get its own media thread. Join me as I get up close and personal with one of Sin City’s finest each week. More to come.

Qent Brockman reporting here. This week, ahead of the SFA season 30 grand final, I paid a visit to the most envied club in the league and hot favourites in this week’s big match: the Sin City Swamprats. Not only is the club set to play in its third grand final in four seasons, but they also have...

The celebrations just keep on coming in 2020 - the year of the Rat. This week in a hotly anticipated clash against the Wayneless Bombers, LukeParkerno1 brings up his 100th game. When he's not stealing beer kegs or winning Qooty premiership medals, he does his best work on the tennis and...

This weekend against the *checks notes* Dragons, dual premiership winning full forward SarahSmiles brings up game 100! From the moment I joined the Rats in season 26, she he was the most welcoming of the lot. While the other Rats didn't hesitate to steal my keys, wallet and shoes, SS gave me a...

Haven't seen this discussed anywhere, so thought I'd make a thread regarding the call for nominations for the other member-elected board position. https://www.afc.com.au/news/552327/call-for-board-nominations "Nominations are now open for eligible candidates to stand for election to the...

After a weekend off, finals are finally here. Who would you like to see win it? West Coast for mine. I like the way they play, and they are superbly led by Simpson and Hurn, along with the likes of Shuey, Yeo, Darling and McGovern. The hype around Brisbane feels a little manufactured for...

Deserves its own thread because it symbolises everything that is wrong with our football club. Selfish, entitled and no sense of what's best for the team. Piss off Sauce and don't let the door hit you on the way out.

It's only taken him three years but he's successfully destroyed our list. Long term deals to Walker, Jenkins, Lynch, etc have left us with limited ability to turn over the list, and has left us close to the cap. Now we've got an army of 30 year olds stuck in the twos. Gibbs trade. Not much...

Well I called the result of R1. That was easy. Out: Doedee (sobs quietly), Mackay, Murphy In: Seedsman, Greenwood, Gallucci Gibbs to go back. Might help settle things. I'm officially on the Fog for Tex train but I think it won't happen for another 30 games.

Firstly I'd like to congratulate Rory Laird on his first B&F, in what will be a landslide. Secondly, will we see much drama unfold, including: Will Chapman finally come out of hiding? Will Fagan be out the front making sure people "watch the car?" Will Gov be there? Will Mackay finally...

The man, the myth, the legend.

After Lynch's contract announcement, at the start of the 2020 season, we will have: Tex - 29 yrs, 11 months Jenkins - 31 yrs, 1 month Betts - 33 yrs, 4 months Lynch - 29 yrs, 9 months Plus McGovern (25), Fog (20), Gallucci (21), and whoever we bring in over the next two trading and drafting...

People might be thinking I'm jumping the gun here, but I'm seriously worried about Talia. A former B&F, AA player, 25 years old in what should be the prime of his career, but goes all year without an AFLCA vote. He was shocking in the QF win and was embarrasing today. He's looked off the pace...

Seeing as other boards are doing it, we might as well follow suit. And something a bit silly to finish with

Deserves a roast despite being a protected species on this board. How long can we continue to carry him? Menzel was dropped for similar form, do let's not sugar coat it, CC is playing equally as bad as him or Milera but seems beyond criticism. We've got a first round draft pick getting 25...