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Two goals deep into Q2 - the augurs are pensive and so am I. Tigers by 17 points!

Friends, VB is ditch-water compared with West Horsham's nectar of the gods . . . . West End Lager. I will be keenly watch this debacle (Crows by 10 points) to determine the WH bogans are more inbred than their Port counterparts.

Friends, in this town with neither cranes and nor teeth, I predictthat Port West Horsham, spearleaded by that latter-day goliath Charlie Dixon, will defeat our boys by four points

Friends, nothing will ever expiate the pain of 87 and 88 for us older guys. Share your thoughts after the game. Orks by 17 points

Friends I have always hated Bevo, even when he wore the Red and the Blue and paraded around in that loathsome Jack of Diamonds mullet. Please share your thoughts after the game - Western Faildogs by 15 points

Dont you just hate that shitty little ground - the SCG? Swans by 10 points. Share your angst after the game - and it is good to be back!

Friends, the Battle of Châlons is one of the bloodiest battles to have occurred towards the end of the Western half of the Roman Empire. It pitted Aetius, the last of the great Roman generals, against Attila the Hun and his minions. The battle was so bloody, it is said that the spirits of both...

Beset with doubt, i consulted the augurs. In haughty tones, they told me that there is nothing new under the sun, For example, in the year of grace 378, the legions of Rome were vanquished at Adrianople by a Gothic incursion. The Emperor himself fell in battle. His body was never recovered. Nor...

I dont care if we win by 186 points. I dont care if we lost by a similar margin. I dont care if BF kicks over 18 goals. I JUST WANT NO INJURIES !!!! Please share your thoughts after the game! Swans by 9 points

They haunt me yet in my dreams and nightmares alike: Hudson, Scott, Hendrie, Crimmins, Moncrief, Michael Byrne, Dermie, Dunstall, Ayres, Buckenara and Crawford, accompanied by their legions of late. To attend a match at VFL Park was to lose to the Wee and Poo. We beat them in 1971 - the next...

The augurs are pensive. So too the Legion – it’s restless. An Evil long thought extinct or emasculated down to bone has risen from Hell – to the acclaim of Big Jack and Big Dick Pratt (who are domiciled in that fiery domain with red-hot pokers up their clackers). Accompanied by thousands of...

Friends, as the airlines buckle under the demand to fly spectators to Tassie for this Match of the Century, please share your thoughts after the game.

Friends, I have a deep love of Dimma, his selflessness and commitment to the cause. He's a gracious man. Loyalty is his leitmotiv. When he yapped "Team first, individual second!" who could question this legend of the game? Anyway, after this panegyric, please share your thoughts after our...

Comrades, please share your thoughts after the game wherein the Dees were humliated by the Crows by 22 points.

My brothers and sisters, if we win tonight, I will be amazed. Gawd we need Clarry back. My genuine prediction: Lions by 40 points.

Well at least Ross can no longer start with ten guys behind the bounce. Even so, this is going to be a forgettable, low-scoring affair where the Aints will prevail by 9 points. Please share your ennuui after the debacle. Once were Kings!

Sorry about last week, gents. The Thursday night got me. We are not in good form at the moment. It is about time that Hogan kicked a bag., GWS by 24 points

Friends, while Collingwood has a great record against us in Home and Away, they have only beaten us in three games that matter: 1958 GF, Round 17 1965 and Round 23, 2017 (MFC or CFC please correct me if I am wrong). That said, the Pommy Monarch's Birthday bash is developing a life of its own. We...

Brothers and Sisters in Red and Blue, never forget that Carlton are cheats. They cheated their way in 1945, 1970, 1979, 1987 and 1995. Alas we live in a fallen world where virtue accounts for little. Share your thoughts after the game, where the Cheats will prevail by 10 points as we play them...

friends, I will never forgive Freo for all those unwatchable games they played under Ross the Boss. They will never win a flag. Too bad for us, they will beat the Dees by 16 points today at the 'G

Friends, please post your thoughts after this game. .Without Clarrie it will be a disaster. Free by 16 points.

Gents, West Horsham is a shithole. Sad to say, we should never have come to this town of debauchery, West End Lager and asbestos-riddled public housing. Poort by 17 points where the humiliation is all outs

Gents, we will forever owe the Wee and Poo - my traumatic memories go back to the Peter Hudson before his knee injury. Please share your thoughts after this calamitous defeat in the cold. Orks by 43 points

Comrades, back in 2011, the Devil came to me and said "Biff, the Dees are accursed. They will never be any good. You were born on the day that Norm Smith was sacked - your very existence is a bane on the fortunes of the Dees - once were kings indeed. Why not adopt a second side? Why not follow...

It could not get any lower than this - losing to NORF by 24 points. Share your outrage and humiliation after the game. "The summer is gone, the harvest is past, and we are not saved."

Friends, please share your thoughts after the game, whereupon the Yellow and Black Bogans, buoyed by their 18 point win, will stalk the land.

Say what you like about 2000 - at least we did not have Bwuce commenting in the 2021 GF. Even so, Bombers by 15 points. Pleae share your thoughts after the game.

I grow morose when I think of our record against the Eagls. Did Murray Wrenstead do us any real favour back in 1988? Will we ever win a final against WCE in Perth itself? Does Trevor Nisbett stand for the proposition that all things can be forgiven - provided one is part of the Boy's Club. The...

Gents, Sydney has had our measure - or thereabouts of late. I have no confidence going into today. Sydney by 30 points. Please share your thoughts after this debacle

Oh, for Kosi on a night like this! Please share your thoughts after the match. Dees by 13 points