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  1. mad_monkey_j

    AFL Player 7: Indefatigable Zach Merrett

    They’ll do the one thing Essendon know how to do best. Shit the bed.
  2. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 14: Essendon v Geelong, Country Game, 14/6/25 4.15pm AEST

    I mean they’re going for it. Too bad they’re not any good.
  3. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 14: Essendon v Geelong, Country Game, 14/6/25 4.15pm AEST

    I’d rather play a balanced game. It seems it’s either one way or the other.
  4. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 14: Essendon v Geelong, Country Game, 14/6/25 4.15pm AEST

    This over handballing shit is awful.
  5. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 9: Essendon v Swom, Marvel Stadium, Saturday 10/5/25, 4.15pm AEST

    Are they ****ing stupid? Just slow it down. You realise you're in front?
  6. mad_monkey_j

    Multiplat AFL 26 - Releasing May 8th

    Looks like wherever the initial marking circle is is where the distance is calculated. So if you run at the ball past where it's initial trajectory is calculated, it still considers it 15m.
  7. mad_monkey_j

    Multiplat AFL 26 - Releasing May 8th

    The trailer makes it look like an improvement, but I guarantee that none of it was actual in game footage.
  8. mad_monkey_j

    AFL Player 1: Andrew "Pidge" McGrath (c)

    When the backline needed leadership once Ridley went down he offered nothing. Just because you are able to speak well does not mean you are able to provide actual direction on the field. Needs to keep the focus on his defending, which there are mostly no issues with.
  9. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 6: West Coast v Essendon, Optus Stadium, Good Friday 18/4/25 6.10pm AEST

    Typical Essendon performance. Not surprised.
  10. mad_monkey_j

    Multiplat AFL 26 - Releasing May 8th

    I'm hoping to be surprised, but I'm sure this will end up something that could have just been a patch for the current game. I'd call it a reskin, but that would mean they'd actually go out of their way update the graphics and animations.
  11. mad_monkey_j

    AFL Autopsy RND 22: Loss

    Trust Essendon to give them their first away win this season.
  12. mad_monkey_j

    AFL Toast RND 21: We Gave Freo The Old Heave Ho!

    Hell of a behind.
  13. mad_monkey_j

    Retired #21: Dyson Heppell - Goodnight, sweet prince. What a legend! 🤙 - 24/8

    I’m not sure what we get from playing him. As decent as he was for the first half of the season there’s nothing he’s doing that someone else couldn’t do. Leadership? Can’t say he does anything particular inspiring. It’s a nothing selection each week that could be better spent developing someone.
  14. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 18 - Melbourne v Essendon, MCG, 13/7/24, 7.30pm AEST

    This attempted comeback is even more embarrassing. Playing like there’s another quarter to go.
  15. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 18 - Melbourne v Essendon, MCG, 13/7/24, 7.30pm AEST

    Nothing like bombing it long to the loosest defence in the league.
  16. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 18 - Melbourne v Essendon, MCG, 13/7/24, 7.30pm AEST

    Trying to do too much with it when the conditions don’t suit. Usual dumb football.
  17. mad_monkey_j

    Delisted 29: Jye Menzie - Not offered a contract for 2026 - 1/9

    He's the Essendon prototype small forward we've been drafting for years. Slow, not particularly skilful, but kicked a couple of goals once so we'll persist for years.
  18. mad_monkey_j

    AFL Autopsy RND 16: Loss To The Pussies

    The umpiring was garbage, but it doesn't excuse the terrible performance.
  19. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 16 - Geelong v Essendon, MCG, Saturday 29/6/24, 7.30pm AEST

    Get a few to even it up in useless positions when the game’s done.
  20. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 16 - Geelong v Essendon, MCG, Saturday 29/6/24, 7.30pm AEST

    Game’s done. Umpires just awful.
  21. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 16 - Geelong v Essendon, MCG, Saturday 29/6/24, 7.30pm AEST

    **** me, that’s bad.
  22. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 16 - Geelong v Essendon, MCG, Saturday 29/6/24, 7.30pm AEST

    Just waste any momentum we have.
  23. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 16 - Geelong v Essendon, MCG, Saturday 29/6/24, 7.30pm AEST

    Forward entries are shit as usual and don’t have the smalls to capitalise.
  24. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 15 - Essendon v West Coast, Marvel Stadium, Sunday 23/6/24, 1.00pm AEST

    Gonna be a nice bruise free shoot out.
  25. mad_monkey_j

    AFL Autopsy RND 13: Done By The Blues

    Playing at about our expected level. Had a decent fixture and barely got over the line over some awful sides. Sitting in second with such a low percentage tells you where we’re at. Not end of the world stuff, just an average side still building up.
  26. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 13 - Essendon v **** Carlton, MCG, Sunday 9/6/24, 7.20pm AEST

    Everyone just stopped after Curnow dropped the mark. Strange shit.
  27. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 13 - Essendon v **** Carlton, MCG, Sunday 9/6/24, 7.20pm AEST

    Wouldn’t be like old mate to do something ****ing stupid.
  28. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 13 - Essendon v **** Carlton, MCG, Sunday 9/6/24, 7.20pm AEST

    This’ll get ugly.
  29. mad_monkey_j

    VFL Game Day Round 11: Essendon vs Carlton, Windy Hill, Sunday 09/06/24, 2:05 PM

    Every time I watch VFL I’m reminded how terrible the standard of umpiring is.
  30. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 3 - Essendon v St Kilda, Marvel Stadium, Saturday 30/3/24, 4.20pm AEDST

    Just end to end garbage. Awful viewing.

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