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    Prediction Harry Sheezel - Can he be the GOAT?

    You can probably mount a convincing argument that he already is.
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    1st Test New Zealand v Australia Feb 29-Mar 4 0830hrs @ the Basin Reserve

    Well... almost footy season. Hang in there brother.
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    2nd Test Australia v Pakistan Dec 26--30 1000hrs @ the MCG

    "Those soft, Aaaaasian wrists"
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    Play Nice Goal Umpire costs Adelaide a shot at finals, how do you stop it from happening again?

    Terrible call. For the most part they are stupidly conservative and review everything. Bizarre decision and even as a Swans fan you have to feel awful for Adelaide. And for those calling for the result to be overturned, that argument only holds if it was after (or right on) the siren. Can't...
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    Game Day 2023 Round 22 Swans v Suns Saturday @ 1:45pm @ SCG

    What the * happens to this club when we play GC? This effort would barely be tolerated at a training session, let alone a game that will put us into the eight.
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    Autopsy AFL 2023 Round 1 - North v Eagles Sat March 18th 1:45pm AEDT (Marvel)

    I blame Albanese. We were warned that life wouldn't be easy. And now we have professional footballers missing goals from 4m.
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    Spot Poll, what's going to happen?

    We will finish seven down.
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    Border Gavaskar Trophy, India v Australia, 3rd Test 1-5 March, 1430hrs at Indore

    Does Hayden get paid per compliment to the Indian team? He fawns like an Indian ultra-nationalist watching Tendulkar score a triple ton on Indian Independence day.
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    Border Gavaskar Trophy, India v Australia, 3rd Test 1-5 March, 1430hrs at Indore

    Beautiful late french cut from Lyon. He looks well set.
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    Border Gavaskar Trophy, India v Australia, 3rd Test 1-5 March, 1430hrs at Indore

    Ffs, thought this started tomorrow. Oh well I only missed a session, I can't possibly have missed muc-
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    Border Gavaskar Trophy, India v Australia, 1st Test 9-13 Feb, 1430hrs at Nagpur

    Game, set, match.
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    Border Gavaskar Trophy, India v Australia, 1st Test 9-13 Feb, 1430hrs at Nagpur

    The work ethic of George Costanza with the mortal cynicism of Mark Corrigan. You can tell I slay with the ladies.
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    Border Gavaskar Trophy, India v Australia, 1st Test 9-13 Feb, 1430hrs at Nagpur

    Smith and Labuschagne batting together. Commentators: "...they are very calm, there is no fidgeting" :huh:
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    Border Gavaskar Trophy, India v Australia, 1st Test 9-13 Feb, 1430hrs at Nagpur

    A bit gauche to quote yourself, but I had forgotten how insane his website was... To watch the face of a child light up like a firecracker when I have merely written my signature on his or her little bat has always touched me. What I gave to him was so insignificant; yet the pleasure he...
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    Border Gavaskar Trophy, India v Australia, 1st Test 9-13 Feb, 1430hrs at Nagpur

    Watching on mute as I half-heartedly attend an all staff meeting on my other screen, so missed what pearl of wisdoms we got from Hayden. But which Hayden was speaking? The Man, the Cook, the Giving Back?
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    Border Gavaskar Trophy, India v Australia, 1st Test 9-13 Feb, 1430hrs at Nagpur

    Worried that he and Cummins will both struggle, India will romp to a huge win, and the selectors will use it as an excuse not to pick Boland again this series or for the first test in England. He simply must be in the XI come Edgbaston.
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    Border Gavaskar Trophy, India v Australia, 1st Test 9-13 Feb, 1430hrs at Nagpur

    Reckon that was hitting leg. Nervous review incoming.
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    Border Gavaskar Trophy, India v Australia, 1st Test 9-13 Feb, 1430hrs at Nagpur

    Brett is lucky if he can spell his own name correctly.
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    Think Tank Should AFL players drive electric cars to set an example to the nuff nuff supporters?

    Electric cars are for lightweight environmentalists. If we really want to set an example, they should be travelling to and from training in groups of 3 on these:
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    Test AUSTRALIA v SOUTH AFRICA Third Test. Jan 4-8: SCG, 10.30am AEDT

    Sydney gets alot of rain all at once. You can go weeks without rain, especially over Winter, but then when it does start you can get day after day of solid rain. It's been an adjustment living in Tas. Much like Melbourne, it is way more variable throughout the day. You can wake up to drizzle...
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    Test AUSTRALIA v SOUTH AFRICA Third Test. Jan 4-8: SCG, 10.30am AEDT

    How does Mrs Khawaja manage to get their toddler and baby to sit through a day of test cricket? I couldn't get mine to watch a single over without smearing mud on the couch, throwing toys or screaming that her sandwich isn't cut in triangles.
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    Test AUSTRALIA v SOUTH AFRICA Third Test. Jan 4-8: SCG, 10.30am AEDT

    To quote Geoff Lemon, he has the charisma of a sock puppet during a button shortage.
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    Test AUSTRALIA v SOUTH AFRICA Third Test. Jan 4-8: SCG, 10.30am AEDT

    Ctrl F: "Sydney" AND ["shithole" OR "shouldnt have a test" OR "disgrace" OR "worst city" OR "rather live in Sudan"] 6431 results.
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    Test AUSTRALIA v SOUTH AFRICA Third Test. Jan 4-8: SCG, 10.30am AEDT

    A test stopped for bad light at 2.30 in the afternoon at the height of Summer... After 38 years living there, I moved a few months back. So am free to join in the BF traditional Sydney bashing - * that sodden hellhole.
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    Geelong is old

    If there was a BigFooty constitution, article 1 would read: "It is better to be young than good".
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    AFL Grand Final AFL 2022 Grand Final - Cats vs Swans Sat Sept 24th 2:30pm EST (MCG)

    Port fans, how many years did it take you get over 119? Asking for a friend...
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    Chris Scott & John Longmire

    I would have been happy for Longmire to move on a few seasons ago. I had no doubt he is an excellent coach and strong leader - but we just felt stale, I thought we needed to be reinvigorated, and that Longmire in turn would do well at another club. But he was reappointed and has handled a...
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    Which way for the pies?

    There was reasonable logic going into finals that a series of fortuitous wins had them a few spots higher than they probably should have been. But they had a ripping finals series. Came within a kick of beating the two grand finalists, and had the game last night gone another minute they would...
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    Toast Where are you seated at the Grand Final

    First time I can remember (other than heavily COVID restricted crowds) that SCG members aren't operating on a first in, best dressed policy. I managed to get tickets so am personally happy - I wasn't looking forward to lining up 5 hours before the game to make sure I was one of the lucky ones...
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