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  1. db swannie

    Mod. Notice 2018 Toots Hibbert Medal (Bay 13 MVP)

    2012. Still hurts I see.
  2. db swannie

    Preview SEASON OPENER - Sydney Swans versus Western Bulldogs

    Well thank dog the cricket season is over and footy is back! It seems Ronke's omission has divided the nation. I'm more concerned about Oriordan being left out. I thought he had an outstanding JLT...
  3. db swannie

    Mod. Notice 2018 Toots Hibbert Medal (Bay 13 MVP)

    It's 2019! Wasn't this supposed to have been done last year?? BTW, was the hibernation period as terrible as it always is? I feel like a grizzly bear who's just woken from his sleep and there's a river fill of salmon to eat.
  4. db swannie

    My Kazhaki friend hasn’t a question about Havetorn?

    HAWforn fans are a very upset!
  5. db swannie

    My Kazhaki friend hasn’t a question about Havetorn?

    It’s very nice barn. Not so nice lounge room, depending on when the animals make a toilet.
  6. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    Clarko looks sad.
  7. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    Even Broooceis trolling Havetorn.
  8. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    Hey Breust is playing!!
  9. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    Double straight sets you Dingley donuts.
  10. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    Even with all the cheating Havetorn can’t win.
  11. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    Stevic and Nicholls will win this you mean.
  12. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    BOG Stevic. You ****
  13. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    Don’t choke Melbum. Umpires have lifted
  14. db swannie

    My Kazhaki friend hasn’t a question about Havetorn?

    My friend is feeding his goat and we are watching the football in his lounge room barn. He ask me, “Why team that live in wee and poo so hopeless?” “They are bad” I say. “My goat (his wife) can play better” “They have lost four finals in a row, a world record of failure!” I say. We laugh...
  15. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    Too funny. Can we have Gunstoncam for the rest of the quarter.
  16. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    Lol Gunston
  17. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    Oui- I mean yakshemash!
  18. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    Imagine how far behind Le piss et poo would be avec non le umpires?
  19. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    I smell back to back straight set losses coming up.
  20. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    Pukeintheloo didn’t mark that so didn’t deserve it.
  21. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    Neck and neck BOG so far.
  22. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    Hawforn just re-signed Stevic and Nicholls to long term contracts.
  23. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    Farkkk umpires sucking Hawforn poke hard.
  24. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    Nicholls special right there.
  25. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    Jhordan Lewis has covered up his bald spot.
  26. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    Stop shitting your pants Melb!!
  27. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    Someone farted in the Hawfie huddle. Probably shat their pants too.
  28. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    Kazakhstan has just installed the inter webs here. Apparently they got it so the country could watch Hawforn lose, as they are disliked over here a lot.
  29. db swannie

    Live Event The Merger Cup - Dingley vs the MCC

    I look forward to your hurricane turning around and swallowing you up!
  30. db swannie

    $wans$ also got eliminated this week, but no one here cares. Too busy sinking slippers into Geeflogs

    Yakshemash, I am inna Borat’s home country now, learning to be good Kazakhstani man with a goat.
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