So the AFL's illicit drug policy is to avoid players ever being suspended for the illicit drugs they've taken.
That'll be interesting when a player inevitably overdoses.
Government used its numbers to block documents being tabled so the Boys' Club is already riding to the rescue. There'll be a few Melbourne scapegoats sacrificed, much will be made of the AFL having a new leadership (even though he's basically Gil with a name change and likely knew himself what...
They learnt that they can't control things once WADA are involved, hence this brilliant plan to pre-empt them so they can keep it all in-house, under the rug.
It's not enough photoshop to be believable as a real West page. And no incredibly forced puns in the headlines either.
Needed to be either 'HAR(D)LEY BEE-LIEVABLE - GUN RECRUIT UNDERWHELMS' with Reid's head shopped onto a bee or 'NUMBER 1 PICK DOESN'T DELIVER' and they photoshop him into one...
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