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Brisbane's such a s*** town that we had to choose two Queensland home grounds, and we still had the good sense to make sure neither were in that boring stain on the map.

Trying to summon up some false sense of bravado to get some good banter going. But my Supercoach team shows how i think this is going to go.

C'mon man, why do you want to go ruining the fun with your facts and logic? I don't have time to check that every stupid thing i say is factually correct!

Because that quintessential, iconic Australian animal, the Lion, was already taken, obviously.

Cyggy. But he looks positively fearsome when he dances to our stadium anthem "Sweet Caroline". Nothing like a fat swan on a bike dancing to Neil diamond to strike fear into the hearts of our opponents.

Seriously, how can we hate on you guys the week after you humiliated Hawthorn? :heart::heart::heart:

This thread was a lot more fun when you guys were s**t and we were good. :( Now the thread title should come with a trigger warning.:snowflake:

Just to show there's no malice intended, and going with the current thread theme, here's a picture of a read-headed utensil. And a chicken.

Apologies if i went too far. Was meant to be banter, and if it didn't come across that way, i'm sorry.

This is how conditioned to failure you guys have got. Round 1 and you're already planning your draft picks. Must be hard when all you've had to look forward to for the past 10 years is the chance at a spoon and a number 1 pick. You guys are Pavlov's lions. Hear a siren to start the season and...

Can you guys bring Brion the lion down as a float? He'd be quite symbolic because he has 22 fit guys go up his arse every time you play at home. (NTTAWWT)

You know what's funny? I looked on expedia for "things to do in Brisbane" and the first result is to buy a 7 day pass for movie world, sea world and wet'n'wild. So the best thing to do in Brisbane is leave and spend a week on the Gold Coast instead. :thumbsu:

I know, right? Anyway, onto the game, Ablett looked injured last week. He going to line up for you guys this week?

Hooray, this thread. The two things i like about playing the Lions: 1. This thread. 2. 4 points.

Hey, if Lethal is in charge now, i know there's an ex Brisbane legend who's currently coaching. Do you think Lethal will ask Aker to interview for the job? ;)

The SCG has a special rule. It's a natural arc, just like Buddy's. It may be a little outside the accpeted rules, but it makes the game exciting! Jut imagine, you can say you kicked a 60m torp, while really only needing to kick about 35m! Hang on, am i trolling us or you?

Yeah, but we have a master plan with Tippett. See, Reid can't catch, but he's great defensively and an ok kick. Tippett can catch it ok, but has never had the defensive game and can't kick straight. So i'm sure the club's plan was to turn them into some sort of Frankenstien forward, taking...

I like this thread. It's nice to have some good-natured banter. I feel like i should make fun of some of your players. Can you guys please tell me who some of them are, becuase i usually only pay attention to relevant teams. Is Jonno Brown still playing? Didn't he run into a truck/car/person...

I wouldn't mind playing you guys at home, it's more of a challenge to play a strong team at their home ground. Metricon's a nice stadium, and you can go to the beach, and visit Sea World and stuff... Oh hang on... I see what i've done. HA! I looked a the ladder and assumed the highest ranking...

Did you guys ever have that thing where your dorky, loser cousin comes to visit for a week? And you kind of feel sorry for him and hope one day he'll be cool (because you like him more than the shitty relos you have that live down south), but it hasn't happened yet? And while you pay attention...