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To quote that wise old saying that I just made up, "It's not how you play the game - it's whether you win that counts."

Send in the clowns.

My vacuum cleaner was broken, until I put a sign on it which read, "English batting." Now it really sucks.

It wasn't written by the Collingwood cheer squad, so there's unlikely to be any spelling errors.

It's the only way the Saints will climb a ladder :-).

And whichever team has the better testicular fortitude tonight will win the game.

Bad news for the Gumbies.......

I've heard about the TBA triplets - they're a deadly trio. Good luck SFA!!!

Maybe you can take Melbourne's spot in the 8 this year - the Dees are only good when the Olympics are held in Tokyo.......

I'm more than happy to complete a marathon behind the wheel of my car.

I swear you get sexier with age.......

Caleb Daniel played golf last week - he played 15 holes, and fell down 3.

Half of you does.

I'm jealous - when I get on the scales, I get a message, "Hey: one at a time."

So half of you has to run around under the shower to get wet.

Hmmm - much to peruse......

So I guess you choose the woos or the booze - you can't lose......

It's still the off season, and personally I prefer pre season booze, as opposed to pre season woos.

I've won 2 flags, a best on ground medal in a grand final, a Mobbs Medal (the SFA equivalent of the Brownlow) and 5 club B&F's. Meanwhile in real life, I'd need the assistance of a 50 metre penalty, to kick 60 metres, and I'm so unfit that I get a stitch when my nose runs. This game called qooty...

Reminds me of a slogan I saw after the Showdown in 2020, "CROVID-20: BECAUSE STAYING AWAY FROM PLAYERS IS BETTER THAN WINNING."

They've already got something the Bombers don't have :-).

You gonna kick straight this week???

To be fair, I feel confident that the Suns will make the top 18 this year.

The fact that NOBODY can say a bad word about Jacko speaks volumes for the quality of the man. You've picked up an absolute diamond, and I'll follow his progress next year with great interest.

Well done Dogs - this is a VERY well deserved premiership. How does the title of reigning premier sit with you? Get used to it, because it's yours for the next 12 months.

You bloody ripper Dogs. What a wonderful game of footy: I have no doubt you can win next week!!!

The GWS game day thread just ticked over to page 3 - ON PRELIMINARY FINAL DAY!!!!!

Let's go Dogs. I want every Giants fan to shed tears of heartbreak tonight - all 5 of them :-)

Sensational stuff Doggies - the only people who won't be barracking for you next week will be the Giants' 3 supporters :-)

I'd rather watch Home and Away on my TV next week than Hawthorn :-). Go you Dogs!!!