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Very Close. The Royals are like the clippers, RCD Espanyol and the Mets..

We'll house you at the Gumbies while they try again.

You are so suitable for the SFA it y not funny

If you can find out how old he is that'd be terrific, not knowing is doing my head in

As easy as it would be too run out the George Clooney scoring cliche, figured I'd change it up, we'll be scoring like the mid 2000's Eagles. Yes I mean off field.

You guys do allow for an attractive style of footy, having no regard for defence does that. The neutrals will love watching our guys run around getting more of it than a young George Clooney

The most disappointing thing about this game is when I kick my inevitable bag, everyone will say it's only Carlton. I probably have to kick a dozen before I get bragging rights. The only reason I play is so I can tell everyone how good I am.

It's unpopular to say this, but Shane Watson in unfairly maligned IMO. His average of 35 in test cricket is lower than it should be, but not horrific, especially if you factor in his bowling. He definitely didn't go on with his starts enough. His short form record is terrific. He did win 2 AB...

Again, you have kind of grasped the concept of SFA.... mostly hot air and some of us hope we can play

I'm Recovering from illicit drug dependency, and you dam well know that Tony Lynn 15

Im looking forward to kicking a bag on the weekend. For the Carlton players who haven't seen me, basically I'm a combination of Gary Ablett Snr, Tony Lockett and Jason Akermanis. You may assume that makes me a bald, fat, flog, which isn't true, I have a full head of hair. It also makes me the...

we're actually team mates for this game. I know you're used to chasing me around as my stat sheet fills up as fat as a Mummy line, but this week you'll benefit from the the Goose. You don't need to have me cooked, ( repeat Mummy coke reference gag) don't let jealously weigh you down, sit back...

If you did he was probably an ex Giant ;)

only on a Sunday, Never on a Monday

Where else are puns about a mass murder acceptable? The SFA certainly brings something different to the table

I was looking forward to visiting Phil is his hometown of snowtown, maybe I should hold off

You have summed up the SFA very accurately and succinctly.

It's 2020, we dont use words like that any more #redheadsmatter

I'm glad this arduous preseason is coming to an end and we can finally play some Qooty. Been training the house down, never been fitter, never been stronger all that stuff. This thread has taken off! I better grab a cold one and read the 30 odd pages, well at least grab a cold one.