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I understand this whole banter concept is probably tricky for some Melbourne supporters. How was your first ever AFL experience yesterday? The MCG is much bigger than it looks on tv isn't it.

Hero after the fact. Well done. It's a banter thread, if we were all factual no blues fan would have even bothered participating. We know where we are at, which is miles off it. You play the way you did yesterday against good teams and you won't make the 8

I wouldnt call salem unknown.....

You've won a solitary game....

Yeh. He was contracted, and Adelaide didn't offer an appropriate amount. We've found a way to sort out his issues apparently.

Never said good riddance. Was disappointed to lose him, but he was uncontracted and wanted to return to Adelaide for family reasons. Unlike Frawley who just left guys because you were a basket case.

He was a free agent....

I'm sure it has nothing to do with how salty they are at the incompetence of their list manager.

Ha. Point stands. He's a drug cheat.

Worst banter so far....Quite the acomplishment

He's the Colonel Klink of Hogan's Heroes. Ask him about his supplement regime and all he'll say is "I know nussink"

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"Our men are more attractive than your men". Welp, you got me there gaz....

Is Gawn just faking a back injury so he has an excuse when Krooze smashes him this weekend? Or is he just soft?

That cuts me real deep. About $600 bucks deep actually. Rising star panel are flogs

Pfft - That's not really a fair bet - last time we played Dylan Buckley and Nick Graham kicked more goals than Hogan (and to think he was their highest scoring player on the day).

Peter can get stuffed as far as I'm concerned. He's not even best 22

Not really. In all honesty, we're terrible and probably going to get the spoon, but this isn't the place for realism. We're going to roll you clowns like we did last year!

That feeling when you lose to Carlton again http://www.afl.com.au/match-centre/2016/22/carl-v-melb

Oh silly me, you have Garlett too.... The feeling when your superstar "small" forward has only kicked as many goals as your oppositions former delisted free agent......

The feeling when your superstar forward has only kicked as many goals as your oppositions premier key defender......

Gil don't seem to think so

One of the best training parks in the country and soon to be home of the women's league.

Better. Next one you wave your wallet to insinuate you have more money than Carlton supporters. That's the Xavier college classic

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You're coming from a long way back....So good luck with that

wtf is this s**t? Here's some more fiction for you guys - Melbourne playing finals Also inb4 - Jack Watts

Hey guys, wanna get your take on this. You guys want Lumumba and Garlett. Lumumba is worth more than your second, but less than your third....whilst Garlett is on the out at Carlton and would want 23 to try and get Jaksch from GWS (St Kilda then wont be able to offer any better than us in the...