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You mean your walls don't have handles?

When our 2 boys were younger, we used to go bowling as a family. Our youngest used a ramp, and therefore needed the side bumpers. Our oldest son was ultra competitive, and hated the idea of being beaten by his younger brother. So he placed the ramp on a ridiculous angle - hoping it would result...

Looks to be a bit of a drag.......

Interesting result at the G.......

How embarrassment - our thread is behind Hawks v Furies.......

I still like the story about a Sheffield Shield game in Melbourne in about 1928. NSW bats first, is dismissed just before stumps, and the Vics are 1 down at the close of play. Next morning, a young bloke is on the tram heading for the MCG. He says to the guy next to him, "What's the Shield...

Happy Anzac Day everyone.

Unfortunately old people are fussy - they still want their houses cleaned.....

I just can't wait for some proper cricket, like seeing the West Indies embarrass the Poms in England :-).

Stupid IPL - they've just played game 39, and they've only just passed the halfway mark. The 74th and final game is on May 26 - YAWN!!!

And the missus has to work on Friday, so I'll have the whole house to myself. Sounds like a tough gig, but I think I'm up for it.

For those of us who put in for a leave day, yes it is. Our CO told me in no uncertain terms that I wasn't allowed to come to the office on Friday - who am I to argue? :-)

And to celebrate the long weekend, isn't it nice of the oil companies to boost petrol prices by 40 cents a litre!!!!!

Just as long as nobody steals my stolen jokes - that wouldn't be cool.......

Something else to consider: If you think nobody cares that you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

The best part about dementia is that you're always meeting new people.

I'm led to believe that both lists model their kicking accuracy on my golfing tee shots.

Is there any truth to the rumour that results change, depending on how big a tosser you are? :-)

I also like this one: You know it's going to be a bad day when you're following a gang of Hell's Angels on the freeway, and your horn gets stuck.

Reminds me of that gif of a bison in someone's lounge room, and the guy is on the phone screaming, "NO I ORDERED A DYSON."

After 5 of those drinks, I'm led to believe that Julia Morris starts to look good.

One disgruntled Crows fan rang 5AA after last week's game, and announced, "I think the shorts we wore are to blame."

You make it sound about as enjoyable as watching Julia Morris on TV, trying to be funny.

So jackster83 - will the Crows knock off the Roos on Saturday???

Well our thread died almost as fast as the Furies' finals chances.

Not after Sunday they won't be.

Who - moi?

The Gumbies are OK, but definitely below the level of this thread.