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Would probably work fine, overpaid hacks, just make sure you tip some overproof onto it before you use it.

Sorry i thought it was "They're"

Their

Yep a racial stereotypical one. :D Most of the comments about Aboriginal Footballers were also jokes.

Not that its relevant, because its a question of society rather than skin colour. I notice that The South African's I know , that have moved to Australia have told me how relaxed it feels to be here, without worrying about their safety. For example in South Africa most cars come with...

Does little Johnny turn into an axe murderer because he never gets invited anywhere, or does no-one invite him because he's a horrible antisocial campaigner who will probably be an axe murderer?

yeah a minority of one group of millions perform the same crimes and number of crimes as a handful of imports from a group of thousands. There should be a P plate system, * up and we swap you for some poor bastard in an african refugee camp.

Fair enough, but i really don't care about people committing the crime of burnouts in the commodore.

Yesterday a servo near me was broken into. Oh it was some 7 foot tall suntanned kids. Sudanese stole my car last year, an area that traditionally you wouldn't have needed to lock your doors. Everyone is a racist bogan because you don't know WTF is going on. They do most of it. They get let go...

Something like this.

I could make more room in the shed if i threw that crap that isn't used into AP Lake.

Give it to me and tell them you threw it in the dunny

Someone who has kept their old 1960's V8 has probably contributed less to environmental warming than someone who is on their third Prius. It grinds my gears that people don't realise making stuff and chucking it away is bad for the environment. How many Iphones have been chucked away, yet every...

Yes they claim that they need more because of the growth. Flogs. Every time they mow down an old house to cram in a dozen "townhouses" they get a massive influx of rates. Every townhouse has to have "A" parking spot of course. This is called town planning. If there is not enough infrastructure...

I hate the council. City of Casey just spent a fortune building a monument to how much they get in rates ( New council buildings ). It seriously dominates the landscape when you drive past. The old one probably wasn't luxurious enough. I have documented evidence that the people on the council...

Then it ends up in landfill.

You can take off the moccasins and the trackie dacks , but ...........

I get shitted off at idiots trying to find hi tech solutions to moronic truck drivers taking out their bridge in south Melbourne. You put 2 steel posts in the ground and a girder across an inch lower than the bridge. Then when they hit it you kick them in the ass a lot and don't let them drive...

So i have to slow down to 40, 24 hours a day .... its "SAFETY" for the guys who work there maybe 7 hours on a good day. If its for safety why do they put their portaloo 2m from the edge of the road. HELLO. I hope you get upended in the middle of taking a dump.

I recommend this.

I guess those guys don't cut it with jackie either.

Well s**t!!! I thought it was WAFL season.

So take the formal title. Association = Descriptive Football = Generic. Shorten it to...ASSOCiA or socca. Its stupid to use the generic term to describe it, and it comes across as arrogant. ie oh my Fairyball is the only real football so i'll just call it Football. Its like suggesting that...

I'm not sure i meet the criteria for Jackie :(

I like Sophie Monk, not as a singer or an actress, I just think she'd be fun in a pub if she was a bit pissed. Weird thing is I think the same about Jackie Lambie. I just reckon drunk Jackie would be the life of the party.

A lot of Greeks drink wine, but they don't bang on about it so much. Its better than banging on about drinking vodka cruisers, or west coast coolers, or ************ cowboys.

A Current Affair.... hard hitting journalism. and tonight.... silly voice man is going to investigate what Coles has on special this week.

So my young bloke doesn't want to have an automatic license like all the other sissy drivers on the road, and we're out doing driving lessons in the manual. As happens occasionally he stalls pulling away from a roundabout. This knob in a hotted up ute honks his horn, then once we're going , he...

Using technology doesn't make you better at it or smarter when you get older. Somehow i'm mr fix it for all the stuff that wasn't around before i turned 30.

Had religious doorknockers today. It was only after i gave them the "no thanks" i thought i should have handed them a bag of lollies and said , "great costumes now %^$# off" Still think John Safron was a legend for doorknocking for cathlicism in Salt Lake City.