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I don't see Choc Ripple Cake in the poll, and I am disappoint.

Grape Expectations was the culmination of a failed flavored wine product packed in Melbourne for NZ, and thousands of liters of Argentinian wine that had arrived into Melbourne that no longer had a route to market. It then slowly began to oxidize on the docks, so the decision was made to get...

I tell you what....if a race of humanoids arrive on our doorstep with weapons we barely understand and displace us from our homes while raping our wives and murdering our sons, I reckon I’ll be calling it an invasion.

I was talking to a mate about this last weekend and he looks at me stone-faced and says "my missus has one in her class".

The McEvoys might be watching the Handmaid’s tale.

The first name that always springs to mind when the topic of bad baby names comes up for me... My name is Earl's Jason Lee's son - Pilot Inspektor Lee.

If I sat down with 18yr old me who was in the principle's office at school for "not applying himself" and told him the things he would do, the people who he would work with, the experiences he would have, the places he would go, and the life he would have.....he'd have told me I was *******...

This is true, however in the case of Foxtel and FoxFooty, I struggle to understand how they've managed to re-align so much airtime to a sport I don't want to watch, while charging the same rate. Shits me that they just dumped a half-arsed competition on a dedicated channel, eating up so much of...

I take it that you think Victorians live to be 150 years old.

You've done this before.

LOL. I’m just a bird lover.

Grew up on a farm in the bush, so I know what it looks/sounds like.

Yeah, but they come and go.

I spent a great part of my teenage life killing these feral pests.

He’s a *******, pure and simple.

Wish we had that problem in Melbourne. Every second hollow or tree has an Indian miner/starling/sparrow sitting in it.

Quality.

Wat? They’re ******* awesome. Make great pets too.

Orion is a good name. Not only the place up in the sky, but the kick ass Metallica jam. #screwyouguys

Is this a Perth thing? Apple & cinnamon go together like ham and cheese.

I saw a vox pop on the news the other night where random shoppers were saying it's "wrong" and "disgraceful". People are stupid. Exactly.

People who are up in arms about hot cross buns being available at supermarkets. Talk about first world problems.

Gillette?

Obviously not a Stevie Nicks fan, el dubya.

Youneeq

I use to have a bird cage in back yard with some native parrots and some quails living in amongst the grass in the bottom. I assume most people understand that quails are small ground dwelling birds that live in amongst the grass and undergrowth. My best mates sister said two incredibly stupid...

Peroxide.

The poll is officially a 100pt belting!

Years ago when I was living in a share house, one of the girls I was living with brought a friend over who sat on the couch in our lounge room and then proceeded to openly state to us all that the small number embossed into the plastic on the bottom of a Mount Franklin bottle was the number of...

Stop talking s**t. I know it’s hard, but try.