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You know, the week without football before the finals? Good work Ross, causing those useless plebs at AFL house to change everything around just because of your coaching genius. Now tell me everyone, how will you be celebrating Ross Lyon week? I'm probably going to bbq some meat and drink a...

In a year of genuine mediocrity, the race for the most mediocre spot on the ladder is wide open. Any one of Geelong, Hawthorn, GWS, Melbourne, Norf or Adelaide are a solid chance of picking it up. In fact, Essendon are a sneaky to add to that list. Geelong have been underwhelming till now...

There's equalisation, and there's manipulation. Ah, the ALF FIXture. This week, the powers that be pinheads have once again decreed that Richmond should play Norf at Etihad. It marks our seventh straight regular season meeting with Norf at their home ground, and nine of the past 10. In fact...

I've seen enough to recognize the Demons are ready to take the competition by storm, starting with the overrated Handbaggers in round one. Not only will Melbourne make the finals this year but they'll be a genuine Premiership threat capable of beating any side. Hogan is over his issues & is...

Currently on the AFL site, they are counting down the top 50 players, as rated by players. CLICK HERE TO VIEW: AFL TOP 50 So far none of our players have featured from 50 - 31. How many do you think will appear? Our fab 4 would have to be locks, though not 100% on Jack... Jack Graham, that...

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Congrats to the Tasmanian Football Corp. Inc on a fantastic 2016, completing the quartet of flags in the process. I myself sadly missed a lot of football this year, including the entire finals series. I can only assume from the multitude of shithouse goo chugging threads started by piece of...

For us flogs who support s**t teams, which team will you be wanting to go all the way over the coming weeks? Votes from flogs who support the current finals teams will not be counted. GAGF. You can also voice in this thread which team you would like to see choke hard this finals. I have two...

There will be no escaping it this weekend. The AFL world seem to think its something special. Norf seem to think the world of it: specialised guernseys, memorabilia, grass being painted in honour of the flog. On the other hand, I think most of us see it as an insignificant event and nothing...

After last years success, the definitive 'line through teams that won't win the 2016 flag' list thread is back better than ever! But first, let's recap last years threads predictive success (keep in mind that the red line means window closed). A few noteworthy considerations from the above...

Greetings, you bunch of poorly educated, lower-class, barley literate, pathetic unloved teenagers/immature man children/sad, hopelessly lonely middle aged men who have stumbled upon this brilliantly crafted thread whilst waiting for your sick, low-quality but free-to-view fetish pr0n to load in...

10 and 5. a 32 mauling in thier fourth straight loss, which by all reports was heavily embarrassing??? after being 10 and 1? And 9 and 0? five losses in six weeks? s**t teams do this. good teams bounce back. by golly, norf are a s**t team. No finals? It's a possibility looking at their draw...

Norf legendary glasser, rooter and footy player Wayne Carey knows his footy. On Talking Footy Wayne put a case that LOLDNorf should tank their game against the Hawks by resting their aged, sore and weary players. Wayne believed the combination of two consecutive six day breaks and the cold...

How can a team that has made the last two prelim's and currently sits clear first place on the ladder be the LEAST attended Victorian side in the AFL? Norf has been in the AFL for 90 years in footballs heartland and can only muster 6k more attendances per match than a minnow club based in...

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Like an Australian politician who has just knived their leader and is riding a wave of popularity. Like Skylab in the 70s and it's famous erratic orbit. Like Bill Cosby celebrating his 1987 Grammy with a few actresses and a bottle of Quaaludes. Like the famous Magrathean sperm whale asking...

Fellow Bay degenerates, with the season well and truly underway the cream of the AFL constituents is gradually rising to the top, and the bona fide Premiership fancies are beginning to stamp their imprimatur on the competition. The usual suspects in Hawthorn, West Coast, Sydney and Geelong all...