1. Starburns_

    The Divvy Van - He got the Divvy van bluuuues

    So as every flog knows, when you sit in bay 13 at the cricket and drink so much that your floggishness escalates to the point where you're reduced to just repeating the name of the bloke fielding at fine leg (similar to that Darryl Strawberry episode of The Simpsons), you get ejected by the...