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[A Cut Above]

The advice that supercharged Melbourne captain Max Gawn – and the advice he’d give

The ruckman has always done things differently. And in leading the Demons to its first AFL flag in 57 years this September, that way of being has paid off.

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[Lethality]

He's a disappointment to us all and he has the head of an infant. This morning he knocked on my door trying to sell me his wife's makeup products. I sent him to the shops to get me a sandwich which he bought with his own money. After I was done I made him eat the wrapping paper. He cried like a girl.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

You forgot Ultimate Sex God

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

He's a disappointment to us all and he has the head of an infant. This morning he knocked on my door trying to sell me his wife's makeup products. I sent him to the shops to get me a sandwich which he bought with his own money. After I was done I made him eat the wrapping paper. He cried like a girl.

Get off the [injunction] mate.
This is about Premiership Captain Max Gawn, not St Kilda reject captain Ben McEvoy.

 

[The Wrecker]

Perhaps the greatest human living in Australia currently? How does does Caleb Daniel

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Caleb Daniel

Age

27

Ht

171cm

Wt

72kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.3

5star

K

11.5

4star

HB

9.8

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

2.9

4star

CL

1.4

4star

D

19.5

4star

K

11.1

4star

HB

8.4

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.0

3star

CL

1.0

3star

D

16.4

4star

K

7.2

3star

HB

9.2

5star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.6

4star

CL

0.2

2star

feel now after his tough guy act in the third quarter of the granny? 17 goals to 1 later?

 

[Jazny]

Why did he squib in the grand final and need to be carried by Big Ben??

 

[Lethality]

Perhaps the greatest human living in Australia currently? How does does Caleb Daniel feel now after his tough guy act in the third quarter of the granny? 17 goals to 1 later?

It only looked like a tough guy act because Gawn flopped like a fish.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Is he the only player in the league that doesn’t wear a mouth guard?

 

[Tyler Durden007]

You forgot Ultimate Sex God

Did he give you a leather strap to bite down on when he gave you dat tender lovin' Maxy?

 

[A Cut Above]

Did he give you a leather strap to bite down on when he gave you dat tender lovin' Maxy?

Max certainly gave the Cats some not-so-tender lovin' in round 23.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Did he give you a leather strap to bite down on when he gave you dat tender lovin' Maxy?

Yes, he is a gentle and considerate lover.

He only goes in dry to Geelong in Prelims.