Official Team Thread 🐻 Las Vegas Bears S35 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ - Congratulations Cap BnF Winner

[tony]

Hello and Welcome to the Season 35 Team Thread for the Las Vegas Bears.

During the off season, the Bears have had a bit of a clean out and bought in some new and exciting talent that we can't wait for you to all meet.

Please enjoy your visit and make sure to visit often, as we are going to have some very exciting and new things happen in Las Vegas this season.

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[tony]

Established: Season 5 (readmitted in Season 18)
Colours: Black, Maroon, Gold
Headquarters: Los Carraras Shopping Centre, Nou Camp
Premiership: Season 22
Home Ground: The Stadium in the Sky, Nou Camp





Created by Broken


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[tony]

Welcome to the Bears
4cunningTonneTruck, CountryLad, Dingster, MWPP, RonnieRaven, Shadow Man & Supersuns



Captain: tony
LG: Broken, Dingster, Electronic_Renaissance, JoshwoodenSpoon, MWPP, Muddiemoose, Senor M & Supersuns

View attachment Tony announcing the Bears LG.mp4
tony calling a meeting of the Bears LG​

 

[tony]

Mobbenfuhrer Medal: None

beez Trophy: JoshWoodenSpoon (S25, S26)
EKA Medal: brahj (S18), Barrybran (S26) AuntyBlindEye (S28)
FRED Medal: Its Manbearpig (S28)
Deestroy Medal: None
TFLUA-Tiger Medal: Muddiemoose (S31)
Frankston Rover Medal: Cadaver (S27)

All-SFA Representatives

S18: pantskyle (Ruck)
S19: brahj (Ruck), pantskyle (HFF), Quivorir (CHF)
S20: brahj (BP/Captain), pantskyle (Int), Quivorir (CHF)
S21: Robbed
S22: brahj (FP)
S23: Matera92 (FP/Captain)
S24: JoshWoodenSpoon (Int)
S25: JoshWoodenSpoon (HBF)
S26: Barrybran (W), Cadaver (HFF), JoshWoodenSpoon (BP)
S27: JoshWoodenSpoon (FB)
S28: Test Tickle (Ruck), AuntyBlindEye (HFF)
S29: Test Tickle (FB)
S30: Metalcrusher (FP), MWPP (CHB/Vice Captain), tony (HBF)
S31: MWPP (CHB), Muddiemoose (Ruck), guero (Int)
S32: JoshWoodenSpoon (FB), tony (HBF)
S33: Cap (CHF)
S34: Broken (Int), tony (HBF)



Las Vegas Bears Life Members: Dingster, kane249 and Matera92
Las Vegas Bears Hall of Fame: Dingster (S19), hilly (S21), Matera92 (S27), kane249 (S32), pantskyle (S32)


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Season	Best & Fairest	Captain's Award	Best Club Player	Best Rookie	Leading Goalkicker	Best Defender	Best Midfielder	Best Forward	Captain
5	NA	NA	NA	NA	NA	NA	NA	NA	hilly
6	NA	NA	NA	NA	NA	NA	NA	NA	hilly
7	NA	NA	NA	NA	NA	NA	NA	NA	hilly
18	Matera92 & pantskyle	brahj	The Half Back	brahj	Juggalo Blla	NA	NA	NA	pantskyle & Demonjim
19	Matera92 & brahj	Quivorir	MoOP	miss_kate18	Quivorir	NA	NA	NA	pantskyle & Demonjim
20	DemonJim	Magruder	MoOP	Bojan Kantkick	Quivorir	NA	NA	NA	brahj & Demonjim
21	DemonJim	NA	Dingster	Art Vandelay_	miss_kate18	NA	NA	NA	brahj & Demonjim
22	kane249	Art Vandelay_	Art Vandelay_	Jay-Z	brahj	NA	NA	NA	Matera92 & Dingster
23	Dingster	AngryRanga	NA	ArgusTuft	Art Vandelay_	NA	NA	NA	Matera92 & Dingster
24	JoshWoodenSpoon	ArgusTuft	NA	NA	Broken	NA	NA	NA	Matera92
25	JoshWoodenSpoon	Tommycash	NA	NA	LeverPuller	NA	NA	NA	Joshwoodenspoon & Angryranga
26	Barrybran	Its Manbearpig	Test Tickle	Cadaver	Its Manbearpig	kane249	Tandy	Jezmiester40	Joshwoodenspoon
27	Tandy	MWPP	Cadaver	Ok Boomer	Its Manbearpig	JoshWoodenSpoon	Art Vandelay_	RookiePick	Joshwoodenspoon
28	Test Tickle	Tandy	Test Tickle	AuntyBlindEye	Its Manbearpig	JoshWoodenSpoon	Art Vandelay_	ItsManbearpig	Cadaver
29	Cap	MWPP	Metalcrusher	Lemon Boi	tgrs	Ok Boomer	Matera92	Jezmiester40	Joshwoodenspoon & Test Tickle
30	Metalcrusher	tony	Muddiemoose	tony	Metalcrusher	Test Tickle	guero	Metalcrusher	Test Tickle & MWPP
31	Muddiemoose	Broken	tony	NA	Metalcrusher	MWPP	guero	Metalcrusher	MWPP
32	Cap & MWPP	tony	I Dont Care	Electronic_Renaissance	Cap	JoshWoodenSpoon	Matera92	Cap	MWPP
33	MWPP	Supersuns	MWPP	Senor M	Cap	tony	Party_Gull	Cap	Muddiemoose
34	Millky95	Broken	Millky95	Grin	Cap	Senor M	Test Tickle	Cap	tony

 

[tony]

Sit back and have a drink cause it could be awhile before we know what the fixture looks like.​

 

[tony]

The Bears would like to introduce a new initiative they are involved in for season 35. The Las Vegas Bears and the Nevada Department of Public Safety have come together and started a pilot program aiming to give criminals a 2nd chance. Instead of sending criminals into an already packed prison system, they will spend Season 35 with the Bears under the supervision of good and hard working citizens like JoshWoodenSpoon who will role model good behaviour to follow and stay out of trouble.

The first members of this pilot program are;

4cunningTonneTruck



4cunningTonneTruck has 2 loves, 4 Tonne Trucks and Beer, unfortunately these 2 things don't go so well together. He was arrested for drink driving, causing and leaving the scene of an accident.


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CountryLad



CountryLad is just a simple kid from the country who one day decided to rob a store but things didn't go to plan for him when his getaway vehicle left without him. Since he enjoys working with animals we think Muddiemoose will be the perfect role model for him.


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RonnieRaven



Ronnie Raven wrote a book about recycling. In his book he writes about his "brilliant" idea to use human trash to build his nest. In his book Ronnie teaches other Ravens how to steal nesting materials from trash bags, this led to a statewide mess with other Ravens rummaging through trash throughout the state, making a massive mess and a huge cleanup bill for the state. Ronnie was arrested for incitement.

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[tony]

Now these people are hardened crims, they have already spent time in the prison system and jumped at the chance to avoid going back into the system.

Supersuns



Previous Jail Time
73 days in Vegas Penitentiary

Supersuns was already on a good behaviour bond and as a part of his conditions he had to do volunteer work as a Shopping Centre Santa, instead of spreading good joy and cheer, Supersuns went around assaulting innocent members of the public. He has been sent to us as a final resort.


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MWPP



Previous Jail Time
192 days in Phoenix Penitentiary

MWPP's was arrested after she was caught with 42000 pounds of Nuts. She was working for the criminal mastermind Chipmunk who was also arrested and sent to Exile Island.


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Shadow Man

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Previous Jail Time
398 days in Furies Penitentiary

Shadow Man was arrested for public nudity, he and a bunch of his mates thought it would be a good idea to flash a bunch of British tourists. Now I have been told I am not allow to show an image of this or I will find myself enrolled in this program. Re-enactment of what we are told happened.


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Dingster



Previous Jail Time
455 days in Phoenix Penitentiary

Dingster is the worst criminal to appear in our program, he went on National TV and sang about his Ding-a-ling. This has led to mass incidents of indecent exposure in the Nevada area with men pulling down their fly and exposing themselves and asking people around them if they would like to play with their Ding-a-ling.

View attachment Las Vegas Idol.mp4​

 

[RonnieRaven]

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Sit back and have a drink cause it could be awhile before we know what the fixture looks like.​

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[Millky95]

Let's ******* go Bears

 

[Cap]

Carn the Bears

 

[Senor M]

CARNA F*+**** VEGAS!!!!

 

[Dingster]

As if I was going to let Jezmiester40 pass me.



Ok Jez, this is impressive

 

[Ligma]

Huuuuuuugggggggeeeeee!! Dingster

 

[Robertio]

Good luck at the Bears Dingster

 

[4cunningTonneTruck]

 

[Jezmiester40]

As if I was going to let Jezmiester40 pass me.

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Ok Jez, this is impressive

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Bout time you got your a** back here!

 

[Matera92]

As if I was going to let Jezmiester40 pass me.

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Ok Jez, this is impressive

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Jezmiester40 such a gun.

 

[Dingster]

Jezmiester40 such a gun.

I think you're confusing him with Cap

 

[Cap]

I think you're confusing him with Cap

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That's the nicest thing anyone has said about me this year.

 

[Jezmiester40]

That's the nicest thing anyone has said about me this year.

Enjoy it while it lasts, when I'm gone he'll probably start calling you a nerd

 

[Dingster]

Enjoy it while it lasts, when I'm gone he'll probably start calling you a nerd

Shut up nerd!!!!

 

[Cap]

Enjoy it while it lasts, when I'm gone he'll probably start calling you a nerd

I'll take that!

 

[Jezmiester40]

Shut up nerd!!!!

who tf let him back in?

 

[Dingster]

who tf let him back in?

Has anyone seen Jezmiester40 and Coach Walken in the same room?

 

[Jezmiester40]

Has anyone seen Jezmiester40 and Coach Walken in the same room?

Normally if I'm in a room I'd be sitting or standing, and who is this coach you speak of?