Bloody hell, they start this christmas marketing early. In the middle of november, I just wanted to train for cricket. I walk in the door to get my kit bag, and hear the salt and pepper talking, they said "Hi" to each other. Mid-november is a little friggin early for seasonings greetings dickheads.
Then today I inadvertently inhaled some off cuts of christmas decorations, and now I've got bloody tinselitis.